games  anime  |  toys
Destructoid is gaming news, community, videos, and sometimes love. Take the tour or jump in with Facebook:

 


Dtoid readers get their Nerdcore on photo

A couple of weeks ago I asked the brave men of Destructoid to send me their sexiest Nerdcore pictures and they responded. My e-mail inbox has been full of the hottest gamer bodies just dying to see the light of day, so now it's time to let them loose on Destructoid and announce the winner of the Men of Nerdcore contest.

This Dtoid reader sent in three awesome pictures that all our judges fell in love with or at least Nagiko and I did. Analog Pidgin and CyberneticTigerZ quickly judged each picture and then spent several hours looking at hardcore porn to cleanse their minds. 

Hit the jump for the winner of our Men of Nerdcore contest, and the best of our Nerdcore entries.

 

The winner of the EB Games $50 gift card and Nerdcore Calendar is … Dexter345! Congratulations on being the sexiest Nerdcore guy!

[Editor's note: Our friends at G4TV showed the pics to their female staff -- priceless photos of their reactions are posted on The Feed. Dex is now internet famous! - Niero]

Dexter likes to play with the King, baby!

Thanks to all our other entries! You are proof that gamers have the biggest balls of them all, or at least big enough to need a Nintendo DS to cover them.

Dexter345 plays with his Wii

Dexter345 shows off his Wii action shot.

The Dexter345 and Gamecube - True Art

The Dexter345 and the Gamecube. Sexy, but is it art?

A True Guitar Hero - Knives

A true Guitar Hero - Dtoid reader, Knives.

Time to rock out with your cock out!

Knives like to rock out with his cock out to Guitar Hero, literally!

The Nintendo Doughboy

CannibalCalvin called him the Nintendoooboooy, but I think a guy is sexier with a little extra meat. Just more of you to love ... and more of you to pitch in a wrestling match to decide who gets the controller next.

Zero God reminds us that touching is good

And last, but not least, The Zero God and his Nintendo DS reminds us that touching is good!

Thanks again to all who entered the Men of Nerdcore contest. You all rule the internets today!


Continue: More Pimps of gaming stories





prev
next 50 comments

70 comments | showing # 1 to 50

Niero's Avatar
Niero at 01/22/2007 16:38
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

best readers ever. now I've seen way too much of them, though
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 01/22/2007 16:38
Hahahahahahah... Front page of Destructoid! Ew.
Jordan Grim Devore's Avatar
Jordan Grim Devore at 01/22/2007 16:40
Congrats Dex, but can we please make it so the additional images aren't visible until you click the post? Lol I feel dirty.
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 01/22/2007 16:40
FUCK!! THATS FUCKED UP!! FUCK!! STOP THE MADNESS!!! (IS BLIND) WHY GOD!??!?! (SIGNS UP FOR WORKMENS COMP) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (is really not digging this segment of d'toid.)

FUCK!!
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 01/22/2007 16:41
PLEASE?!! DO WHAT GRIM SAID?? FOR THE SAKE OF PEOPLE AT WORK???
Joseph Leray's Avatar
Joseph Leray at 01/22/2007 16:41
...

Aw shit. Wow. Congrats Dexter, that's uhh... impressive. You're a stocky bastard.
Jaded Alyx's Avatar
Jaded Alyx at 01/22/2007 16:43
What in the name of...
Brad Rice's Avatar
Brad Rice at 01/22/2007 16:43
Faith, I was just about to go to sleep, and you hit me with this? What the hell?
World Famous's Avatar
World Famous at 01/22/2007 16:43
no.
Brand-X's Avatar
Brand-X at 01/22/2007 16:43
NSFW! now they think I'm g4y
Fronz's Avatar
Fronz at 01/22/2007 16:44
Scroll down... hey that's Dexter...scroll down... vomit.

hahahahahahaah i can't believe you guys. well done.
Yuphrum's Avatar
Yuphrum at 01/22/2007 16:44
Bad Faith, BAD FAITH!!!!!!
Aetsen's Avatar
Aetsen at 01/22/2007 16:47
WHY GOD? WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME?
Toneman's Avatar
Toneman at 01/22/2007 16:48
Such torment! Such agony! Such....actually that 4 picture isn't so bad.....I mean WHY GOD!?!?!?!?!?!
Mabec's Avatar
Mabec at 01/22/2007 16:49
Urk...
Ndizi's Avatar
Ndizi at 01/22/2007 16:49
HOT
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 01/22/2007 16:51
I agree with Grim, maybe put all of the pics after the jump? And yeah, Orcist, I'm pretty stocky... but I'm surprised nobody's commented on my hairlessness.
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 01/22/2007 16:53
Dex; I don't think many people here want to admit to noticing what features your body passed and didn't. *Urk*

Sorry.. male genitles isn't my bag.

*WHARF*
Knives's Avatar
Knives at 01/22/2007 16:58
I'm on the internets!!!
Zero Iscariot's Avatar
Zero Iscariot at 01/22/2007 16:59
I'm so sad. My eyes feel yucky and my junk has crawled up inside me. May never play Guitar hero again.
Futuris7's Avatar
Futuris7 at 01/22/2007 17:00
My hangover is coming back......
Chris Taran's Avatar
Chris Taran at 01/22/2007 17:02
I'm, I'm speechless...

Congrats Dexter?

I feel like I know you so much more now, just not in ways I would have ever imagined.
Knives's Avatar
Knives at 01/22/2007 17:05
You shoul've posted this during the weekend, when ppl are drunk enough to not remember watching this
Fana7ic's Avatar
Fana7ic at 01/22/2007 17:06
Respect!
Faith's Avatar
Faith at 01/22/2007 17:10
There I fixed the gallery, so the pictures aren't on the front page. I don't want anyone's boss thinking they're gay or something.
Joseph Leray's Avatar
Joseph Leray at 01/22/2007 17:12
Well, here's to community bonding.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar
ArrestedDeveloper at 01/22/2007 17:12
booo
Fana7ic's Avatar
Fana7ic at 01/22/2007 17:13
HAHA look at my avatar. The facial expression is the same I had when I first saw this. lmao :)
mad cow's Avatar
mad cow at 01/22/2007 17:13
...and 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus weeps...
Churchhills Dog's Avatar
Churchhills Dog at 01/22/2007 17:15
Everquest II lunchbox.

Why not just tape a sign to your back saying "kick my ass.....please".
Analog Pidgin's Avatar
Analog Pidgin at 01/22/2007 17:25
Dex is our heavy hitter! Now he gets one of these, and you don't.

How hard was it to take your clothes off for a good cause? Wait...don't answer that.

Community bonding, indeed.
Joseph Leray's Avatar
Joseph Leray at 01/22/2007 17:56
'Cause it must be hyuuge, right?
tuanster1119's Avatar
tuanster1119 at 01/22/2007 18:09
SOMEONE DIG MY EYES OUT!!!!!!!!!
pizzaface's Avatar
pizzaface at 01/22/2007 18:22
WHAT. THE. HELL.
afalker's Avatar
afalker at 01/22/2007 18:34
Wow. Just wow. Hilarious, crass, and disgusting all at the same time.
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar
CannibalCalvin at 01/22/2007 19:18
Ha! I didn't think it would make it, oh wow... I can never let my friends or family ever come to this website... ow wow...
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar
CannibalCalvin at 01/22/2007 19:38
Says the guy whose name is "puppetpallmich"
MusashiX2's Avatar
MusashiX2 at 01/22/2007 19:42
you guys are doing it all wrong. you dont gotta bear [just about] all to get on the dtoid front page. why couldnt you have just done it like me and show videos of your crapped out ps3 or something? omg, i just ate dinner for crying out loud.
momiji58's Avatar
momiji58 at 01/22/2007 19:52
HELP!! MY EYES ARE ROTTING OUT!! >.<

On the other hand it IS Nerdcore, so... O.o

But I agree with the article's cover pic caption! WE WANT SUMMA!
BluDesign's Avatar
BluDesign at 01/22/2007 20:08
There's a joke in there about camping out all night for a shot at Dex's Wii, but I'll leave that for the ladies or perhaps one of those homosexuals I keep hearing about.

And Dex... ALWAYS put the strap on. I don't care what you're wearing when you do it, make sure to put the strap on.

Okay, that's all I can take. Does Apple make a braille iMac, since I'm now legally blind?
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 01/22/2007 20:15
dvddesign: If you look closely (I know you don't want to), you'll notice that I do indeed have my strap on. It's not just dangling out there all dangerous-like.

Nex: I'm half-Japanese. That explains the no-hair thing. Also maybe explains what backflip said?
Sim_Genius's Avatar
Sim_Genius at 01/22/2007 20:26
I´d still hit you ;)
Knives's Avatar
Knives at 01/22/2007 20:50
@cannibalcalvin

Lol, i have friends that google names and nicknames(in fact one friend found out this way that her bf was cheating), i need to make an excuse for taking that pic in case they find out...mmm... i think i'll just say i was drunk, that always seems to work.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 01/22/2007 21:09
Hardcore *LESBIAN* porn. Don't worry guys, all female Nerdcore on the ways.
Mizar's Avatar
Mizar at 01/22/2007 22:01
Way to go Dex!

Afternoon: made.
Oni's Avatar
Oni at 01/22/2007 22:10
CTZ, you'd better be telling the truth!

Uh, good job guys. I think.
Borrie's Avatar
Borrie at 01/22/2007 23:22
:D Duude, if only you guys would model for art students.
Namelessted's Avatar
Namelessted at 01/22/2007 23:47
Fronz's Avatar
Fronz at 01/22/2007 23:51
Dexter, G4TV's blog already has you featured:
http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/672941/Nerdcore_Dudes_Show_All.html#readmore

Hopefully they put you on tv!
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar
CannibalCalvin at 01/23/2007 00:35
Oh that would be so cool if they put it on TV... wait.. then other people would see... crap... oh well, I don't think my friends watch G4.

If they did would you feature the video?
prev next 50 comments

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!

 
New on Destructoid.TV play all videos

Loading
Loading Destructoid Videos



    Win this!
    Reminder: We're giving away six copies of Magnacarta 2!



    Dtoid Twitter    Got news?   tips@destructoid.com

    Reviews & Previews
    Mahjongg Artifacts 2 review
    Dragon Age: Origins review
    Lost Winds: The Winter of the Melodias review
    Osmos review
    Space Invaders Extreme 2 review
    Half-Minute Hero review
    JU-ON: The Grudge review
    Kenka Bancho: Badass Rumble review
    Thexder Neo review
    Domino Rally review
    more reviews
    PS3's 256-player MAG
    Rooms The Main Building
    Skate 3
    Hudson's bringing back the Bonk
    James Cameron's Avatar
    Bomberman Battlefest
    Calling
    Bad Company 2's multiplayer
    Partying like it's 1959 in BioShock 2's multiplayer
    BioShock 2 through the eyes of Big Daddy
    more previews


    - The Dtoid Army is 49537 strong -

    Showing Cblogs with 3+ faps   show all

    Call for entries: do the wrong thing
    New to Dtoid? Read the survival guide




     Originals
    Jim Sterling: Ten 'classic' games that did not age well





















    More Destructoid Originals



     Popular now more
























    Destructoid's editorial lovefest is:
    Nick Chester
    Editor-in-Chief    		 Jim Sterling
    Reviews Editor
    Dale North
    News Editor    		 Hamza Aziz
    Community Manager
    Anthony Burch
    Features Editor    		 Rey Gutierrez
    Video editor & director
    Niero
    Founder, publisher
    Letters to the editors
    tips@destructoid.com
    Associate Editors
    Ashley Davis Jonathan Holmes
    Brad Nicholson Jonathan Ross
    Brad Rice Jordan Devore
    Chad Concelmo Matthew Razak
    Colette Bennett Tom Fronczak
    Conrad Zimmerman Topher Cantler
    Dyson Samit Sarkar
    Contributors
    Adam Dork
    Ben Perlee
    Daniel Lingen
    Joseph Leray    		 Joe Burling
    Mikey
    Will Maddock
    Stella Wong





     

     
      get involved

    register or login
    post a blog
    post a forum
    enter a contest
    contribute a news tip
    suggest a feature
    be a guest editor
    		 support

    new member's guide
    login assistance
    tech support
    report abuse
    email our editors
    read our dev blog
    nuclear crisis?
    		 keep in touch

    RSS feed
    Twitter
    Facebook
    Myspace
    Flickr
    Game nights
    Meetup+play online     		seriously

    about Destructoid
    advertising
    terms of use
    privacy policy
    jobs at MM
    buy our crap     		our network

    Tomopop
    Japanator
    Despingation?



    Destructoid is an independently-run publication forged by our love of video games and the gaming community's need of accountable enthusiast press
    living the dream since March 16, 2006