The winner of the EB Games $50 gift card and Nerdcore Calendar is … Dexter345! Congratulations on being the sexiest Nerdcore guy!
[Editor's note: Our friends at G4TV showed the pics to their female staff -- priceless photos of their reactions are posted on The Feed. Dex is now internet famous! - Niero]
Thanks to all our other entries! You are proof that gamers have the biggest balls of them all, or at least big enough to need a Nintendo DS to cover them.
Dexter345 shows off his Wii action shot.
The Dexter345 and the Gamecube. Sexy, but is it art?
A true
Guitar Hero - Dtoid reader, Knives.
Knives like to rock out with his cock out to Guitar Hero, literally!
CannibalCalvin called him the Nintendoooboooy, but I think a guy is sexier with a little extra meat. Just more of you to love ... and more of you to pitch in a wrestling match to decide who gets the controller next.
And last, but not least, The Zero God and his Nintendo DS reminds us that touching is good!
Thanks again to all who entered the Men of Nerdcore contest. You all rule the internets today!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
best readers ever. now I've seen way too much of them, though
Hahahahahahah... Front page of Destructoid! Ew.
Congrats Dex, but can we please make it so the additional images aren't visible until you click the post? Lol I feel dirty.
FUCK!! THATS FUCKED UP!! FUCK!! STOP THE MADNESS!!! (IS BLIND) WHY GOD!??!?! (SIGNS UP FOR WORKMENS COMP) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (is really not digging this segment of d'toid.)
FUCK!!
PLEASE?!! DO WHAT GRIM SAID?? FOR THE SAKE OF PEOPLE AT WORK???
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Aw shit. Wow. Congrats Dexter, that's uhh... impressive. You're a stocky bastard.
What in the name of...
Faith, I was just about to go to sleep, and you hit me with this? What the hell?
no.
NSFW! now they think I'm g4y
Scroll down... hey that's Dexter...scroll down... vomit.
hahahahahahaah i can't believe you guys. well done.
Bad Faith, BAD FAITH!!!!!!
WHY GOD? WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME?
Such torment! Such agony! Such....actually that 4 picture isn't so bad.....I mean WHY GOD!?!?!?!?!?!
Urk...
HOT
I agree with Grim, maybe put all of the pics after the jump? And yeah, Orcist, I'm pretty stocky... but I'm surprised nobody's commented on my hairlessness.
Dex; I don't think many people here want to admit to noticing what features your body passed and didn't. *Urk*
Sorry.. male genitles isn't my bag.
*WHARF*
Yeah, you ARE surprisingly hairless. What's that about Cap'n Naked Mole Rat?
Side note: Everything about my life is screaming for the sweet release of death right now.
I'm on the internets!!!
I'm so sad. My eyes feel yucky and my junk has crawled up inside me. May never play Guitar hero again.
My hangover is coming back......
I'm, I'm speechless...
Congrats Dexter?
I feel like I know you so much more now, just not in ways I would have ever imagined.
You shoul've posted this during the weekend, when ppl are drunk enough to not remember watching this
Respect!
There I fixed the gallery, so the pictures aren't on the front page. I don't want anyone's boss thinking they're gay or something.
Well, here's to community bonding.
booo
HAHA look at my avatar. The facial expression is the same I had when I first saw this. lmao :)
...and 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus weeps...
Everquest II lunchbox.
Why not just tape a sign to your back saying "kick my ass.....please".
The dark, seedy looking photos of the second dude have a "Usenet childporn" quality to them.
Dex is our heavy hitter! Now he gets one of these, and you don't.
How hard was it to take your clothes off for a good cause? Wait...don't answer that.
Community bonding, indeed.
'Cause it must be hyuuge, right?
SOMEONE DIG MY EYES OUT!!!!!!!!!
WHAT. THE. HELL.
Wow. Just wow. Hilarious, crass, and disgusting all at the same time.
Ha! I didn't think it would make it, oh wow... I can never let my friends or family ever come to this website... ow wow...
Says the guy whose name is "puppetpallmich"
you guys are doing it all wrong. you dont gotta bear [just about] all to get on the dtoid front page. why couldnt you have just done it like me and show videos of your crapped out ps3 or something? omg, i just ate dinner for crying out loud.
HELP!! MY EYES ARE ROTTING OUT!! >.<
On the other hand it IS Nerdcore, so... O.o
But I agree with the article's cover pic caption! WE WANT SUMMA!
There's a joke in there about camping out all night for a shot at Dex's Wii, but I'll leave that for the ladies or perhaps one of those homosexuals I keep hearing about.
And Dex... ALWAYS put the strap on. I don't care what you're wearing when you do it, make sure to put the strap on.
Okay, that's all I can take. Does Apple make a braille iMac, since I'm now legally blind?
dvddesign: If you look closely (I know you don't want to), you'll notice that I do indeed have my strap on. It's not just dangling out there all dangerous-like.
Nex: I'm half-Japanese. That explains the no-hair thing. Also maybe explains what backflip said?
IŽd still hit you ;)
@cannibalcalvin
Lol, i have friends that google names and nicknames(in fact one friend found out this way that her bf was cheating), i need to make an excuse for taking that pic in case they find out...mmm... i think i'll just say i was drunk, that always seems to work.
Hardcore *LESBIAN* porn. Don't worry guys, all female Nerdcore on the ways.
Way to go Dex!
Afternoon: made.
CTZ, you'd better be telling the truth!
Uh, good job guys. I think.
:D Duude, if only you guys would model for art students.
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