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Dtoid readers get their Nerdcore on

4:40 PM on 01.22.2007   |   Faith

Dtoid readers get their Nerdcore on photo

A couple of weeks ago I asked the brave men of Destructoid to send me their sexiest Nerdcore pictures and they responded. My e-mail inbox has been full of the hottest gamer bodies just dying to see the light of day, so now it's time to let them loose on Destructoid and announce the winner of the Men of Nerdcore contest.

This Dtoid reader sent in three awesome pictures that all our judges fell in love with or at least Nagiko and I did. Analog Pidgin and CyberneticTigerZ quickly judged each picture and then spent several hours looking at hardcore porn to cleanse their minds. 

Hit the jump for the winner of our Men of Nerdcore contest, and the best of our Nerdcore entries.

 

The winner of the EB Games $50 gift card and Nerdcore Calendar is … Dexter345! Congratulations on being the sexiest Nerdcore guy!

[Editor's note: Our friends at G4TV showed the pics to their female staff -- priceless photos of their reactions are posted on The Feed. Dex is now internet famous! - Niero]

Dexter likes to play with the King, baby!

Thanks to all our other entries! You are proof that gamers have the biggest balls of them all, or at least big enough to need a Nintendo DS to cover them.

Dexter345 plays with his Wii

Dexter345 shows off his Wii action shot.

The Dexter345 and Gamecube - True Art

The Dexter345 and the Gamecube. Sexy, but is it art?

A True Guitar Hero - Knives

A true Guitar Hero - Dtoid reader, Knives.

Time to rock out with your cock out!

Knives like to rock out with his cock out to Guitar Hero, literally!

The Nintendo Doughboy

CannibalCalvin called him the Nintendoooboooy, but I think a guy is sexier with a little extra meat. Just more of you to love ... and more of you to pitch in a wrestling match to decide who gets the controller next.

Zero God reminds us that touching is good

And last, but not least, The Zero God and his Nintendo DS reminds us that touching is good!

Thanks again to all who entered the Men of Nerdcore contest. You all rule the internets today!






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Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 16:38
Niero
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

best readers ever. now I've seen way too much of them, though
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 16:38
Darren Nakamura
Hahahahahahah... Front page of Destructoid! Ew.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 16:40
Jordan Devore
Congrats Dex, but can we please make it so the additional images aren't visible until you click the post? Lol I feel dirty.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 16:40
Snaileb
FUCK!! THATS FUCKED UP!! FUCK!! STOP THE MADNESS!!! (IS BLIND) WHY GOD!??!?! (SIGNS UP FOR WORKMENS COMP) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (is really not digging this segment of d'toid.)

FUCK!!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 16:41
Snaileb
PLEASE?!! DO WHAT GRIM SAID?? FOR THE SAKE OF PEOPLE AT WORK???
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 16:41
Joseph Leray
...

Aw shit. Wow. Congrats Dexter, that's uhh... impressive. You're a stocky bastard.
Jaded Alyx's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 16:43
Jaded Alyx
What in the name of...
Brad Rice's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 16:43
Brad Rice
Faith, I was just about to go to sleep, and you hit me with this? What the hell?
Brand-X's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 16:43
Brand-X
NSFW! now they think I'm g4y
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 16:44
Fronz
Scroll down... hey that's Dexter...scroll down... vomit.

hahahahahahaah i can't believe you guys. well done.
Yuphrum's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 16:44
Yuphrum
Bad Faith, BAD FAITH!!!!!!
Aetsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 16:47
Aetsen
WHY GOD? WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME?
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 16:48
Toneman
Such torment! Such agony! Such....actually that 4 picture isn't so bad.....I mean WHY GOD!?!?!?!?!?!
Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 16:49
Mabec
Urk...
Ndizi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 16:49
Ndizi
HOT
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 16:51
Darren Nakamura
I agree with Grim, maybe put all of the pics after the jump? And yeah, Orcist, I'm pretty stocky... but I'm surprised nobody's commented on my hairlessness.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 16:53
Snaileb
Dex; I don't think many people here want to admit to noticing what features your body passed and didn't. *Urk*

Sorry.. male genitles isn't my bag.

*WHARF*
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 16:58
Knivy
I'm on the internets!!!
Zero Iscariot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 16:59
Zero Iscariot
I'm so sad. My eyes feel yucky and my junk has crawled up inside me. May never play Guitar hero again.
Futuris7's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 17:00
Futuris7
My hangover is coming back......
Chris Taran's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 17:02
Chris Taran
I'm, I'm speechless...

Congrats Dexter?

I feel like I know you so much more now, just not in ways I would have ever imagined.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 17:05
Knivy
You shoul've posted this during the weekend, when ppl are drunk enough to not remember watching this
Fana7ic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 17:06
Fana7ic
Respect!
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 17:10
Faith
There I fixed the gallery, so the pictures aren't on the front page. I don't want anyone's boss thinking they're gay or something.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 17:12
Joseph Leray
Well, here's to community bonding.
Fana7ic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 17:13
Fana7ic
HAHA look at my avatar. The facial expression is the same I had when I first saw this. lmao :)
Hammerhand's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 17:13
Hammerhand
...and 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus weeps...
Churchhills Dog's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 17:15
Churchhills Dog
Everquest II lunchbox.

Why not just tape a sign to your back saying "kick my ass.....please".
Analog Pidgin's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 17:25
Analog Pidgin
Dex is our heavy hitter! Now he gets one of these, and you don't.

How hard was it to take your clothes off for a good cause? Wait...don't answer that.

Community bonding, indeed.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 17:56
Joseph Leray
'Cause it must be hyuuge, right?
tuanster1119's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 18:09
tuanster1119
SOMEONE DIG MY EYES OUT!!!!!!!!!
pizzaface's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 18:22
pizzaface
WHAT. THE. HELL.
afalker's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 18:34
afalker
Wow. Just wow. Hilarious, crass, and disgusting all at the same time.
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 19:18
CannibalCalvin
Ha! I didn't think it would make it, oh wow... I can never let my friends or family ever come to this website... ow wow...
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 19:38
CannibalCalvin
Says the guy whose name is "puppetpallmich"
MusashiX2's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 19:42
MusashiX2
you guys are doing it all wrong. you dont gotta bear [just about] all to get on the dtoid front page. why couldnt you have just done it like me and show videos of your crapped out ps3 or something? omg, i just ate dinner for crying out loud.
momiji58's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 19:52
momiji58
HELP!! MY EYES ARE ROTTING OUT!! >.<

On the other hand it IS Nerdcore, so... O.o

But I agree with the article's cover pic caption! WE WANT SUMMA!
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 20:08
BluDesign
There's a joke in there about camping out all night for a shot at Dex's Wii, but I'll leave that for the ladies or perhaps one of those homosexuals I keep hearing about.

And Dex... ALWAYS put the strap on. I don't care what you're wearing when you do it, make sure to put the strap on.

Okay, that's all I can take. Does Apple make a braille iMac, since I'm now legally blind?
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 20:15
Darren Nakamura
dvddesign: If you look closely (I know you don't want to), you'll notice that I do indeed have my strap on. It's not just dangling out there all dangerous-like.

Nex: I'm half-Japanese. That explains the no-hair thing. Also maybe explains what backflip said?
Sim_Genius's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 20:26
Sim_Genius
I´d still hit you ;)
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 20:50
Knivy
@cannibalcalvin

Lol, i have friends that google names and nicknames(in fact one friend found out this way that her bf was cheating), i need to make an excuse for taking that pic in case they find out...mmm... i think i'll just say i was drunk, that always seems to work.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 21:09
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Hardcore *LESBIAN* porn. Don't worry guys, all female Nerdcore on the ways.
Mizar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 22:01
Mizar
Way to go Dex!

Afternoon: made.
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 22:10
Oni
CTZ, you'd better be telling the truth!

Uh, good job guys. I think.
Borrie's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 23:22
Borrie
:D Duude, if only you guys would model for art students.
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 23:51
Fronz
Dexter, G4TV's blog already has you featured:
http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/672941/Nerdcore_Dudes_Show_All.html#readmore

Hopefully they put you on tv!
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2007 00:35
CannibalCalvin
Oh that would be so cool if they put it on TV... wait.. then other people would see... crap... oh well, I don't think my friends watch G4.

If they did would you feature the video?
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