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4:40 PM on 01.22.2007, Faith 75 comments

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A couple of weeks ago I asked the brave men of Destructoid to send me their sexiest Nerdcore pictures and they responded. My e-mail inbox has been full of the hottest gamer bodies just dying to see the light of day, so now it's time to let them loose on Destructoid and announce the winner of the Men of Nerdcore contest.

This Dtoid reader sent in three awesome pictures that all our judges fell in love with or at least Nagiko and I did. Analog Pidgin and CyberneticTigerZ quickly judged each picture and then spent several hours looking at hardcore porn to cleanse their minds. 

Hit the jump for the winner of our Men of Nerdcore contest, and the best of our Nerdcore entries.

 

The winner of the EB Games $50 gift card and Nerdcore Calendar is … Dexter345! Congratulations on being the sexiest Nerdcore guy!

[Editor's note: Our friends at G4TV showed the pics to their female staff -- priceless photos of their reactions are posted on The Feed. Dex is now internet famous! - Niero]

Dexter likes to play with the King, baby!

Thanks to all our other entries! You are proof that gamers have the biggest balls of them all, or at least big enough to need a Nintendo DS to cover them.

Dexter345 plays with his Wii

Dexter345 shows off his Wii action shot.

The Dexter345 and Gamecube - True Art

The Dexter345 and the Gamecube. Sexy, but is it art?

A True Guitar Hero - Knives

A true Guitar Hero - Dtoid reader, Knives.

Time to rock out with your cock out!

Knives like to rock out with his cock out to Guitar Hero, literally!

The Nintendo Doughboy

CannibalCalvin called him the Nintendoooboooy, but I think a guy is sexier with a little extra meat. Just more of you to love ... and more of you to pitch in a wrestling match to decide who gets the controller next.

Zero God reminds us that touching is good

And last, but not least, The Zero God and his Nintendo DS reminds us that touching is good!

Thanks again to all who entered the Men of Nerdcore contest. You all rule the internets today!


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Jordan Grim Devore's Avatar
Jordan Grim Devore at 01/22/2007 16:40
Congrats Dex, but can we please make it so the additional images aren't visible until you click the post? Lol I feel dirty.
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 01/22/2007 16:40
FUCK!! THATS FUCKED UP!! FUCK!! STOP THE MADNESS!!! (IS BLIND) WHY GOD!??!?! (SIGNS UP FOR WORKMENS COMP) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (is really not digging this segment of d'toid.)

FUCK!!
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 01/22/2007 16:41
PLEASE?!! DO WHAT GRIM SAID?? FOR THE SAKE OF PEOPLE AT WORK???
Joseph Leray's Avatar
Joseph Leray at 01/22/2007 16:41
...

Aw shit. Wow. Congrats Dexter, that's uhh... impressive. You're a stocky bastard.
Jaded Alyx's Avatar
Jaded Alyx at 01/22/2007 16:43
What in the name of...
Brad Rice's Avatar
Brad Rice at 01/22/2007 16:43
Faith, I was just about to go to sleep, and you hit me with this? What the hell?
World Famous's Avatar
World Famous at 01/22/2007 16:43
no.
Brand-X's Avatar
Brand-X at 01/22/2007 16:43
NSFW! now they think I'm g4y
Fronz's Avatar
Fronz at 01/22/2007 16:44
Scroll down... hey that's Dexter...scroll down... vomit.

hahahahahahaah i can't believe you guys. well done.
Yuphrum's Avatar
Yuphrum at 01/22/2007 16:44
Bad Faith, BAD FAITH!!!!!!
Aetsen's Avatar
Aetsen at 01/22/2007 16:47
WHY GOD? WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME?
Toneman's Avatar
Toneman at 01/22/2007 16:48
Such torment! Such agony! Such....actually that 4 picture isn't so bad.....I mean WHY GOD!?!?!?!?!?!
Mabec's Avatar
Mabec at 01/22/2007 16:49
Urk...
Ndizi's Avatar
Ndizi at 01/22/2007 16:49
HOT
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 01/22/2007 16:51
I agree with Grim, maybe put all of the pics after the jump? And yeah, Orcist, I'm pretty stocky... but I'm surprised nobody's commented on my hairlessness.
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 01/22/2007 16:53
Dex; I don't think many people here want to admit to noticing what features your body passed and didn't. *Urk*

Sorry.. male genitles isn't my bag.

*WHARF*
Knives's Avatar
Knives at 01/22/2007 16:58
I'm on the internets!!!
Zero Iscariot's Avatar
Zero Iscariot at 01/22/2007 16:59
I'm so sad. My eyes feel yucky and my junk has crawled up inside me. May never play Guitar hero again.
Futuris7's Avatar
Futuris7 at 01/22/2007 17:00
My hangover is coming back......
Chris Taran's Avatar
Chris Taran at 01/22/2007 17:02
I'm, I'm speechless...

Congrats Dexter?

I feel like I know you so much more now, just not in ways I would have ever imagined.
Knives's Avatar
Knives at 01/22/2007 17:05
You shoul've posted this during the weekend, when ppl are drunk enough to not remember watching this
Fana7ic's Avatar
Fana7ic at 01/22/2007 17:06
Respect!
Faith's Avatar
Faith at 01/22/2007 17:10
There I fixed the gallery, so the pictures aren't on the front page. I don't want anyone's boss thinking they're gay or something.
Joseph Leray's Avatar
Joseph Leray at 01/22/2007 17:12
Well, here's to community bonding.
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ArrestedDeveloper at 01/22/2007 17:12
booo
Fana7ic's Avatar
Fana7ic at 01/22/2007 17:13
HAHA look at my avatar. The facial expression is the same I had when I first saw this. lmao :)
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mad cow at 01/22/2007 17:13
...and 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus weeps...
Churchhills Dog's Avatar
Churchhills Dog at 01/22/2007 17:15
Everquest II lunchbox.

Why not just tape a sign to your back saying "kick my ass.....please".
Tlack's Avatar
Tlack at 01/22/2007 17:22
The dark, seedy looking photos of the second dude have a "Usenet childporn" quality to them.
Analog Pidgin's Avatar
Analog Pidgin at 01/22/2007 17:25
Dex is our heavy hitter! Now he gets one of these, and you don't.

How hard was it to take your clothes off for a good cause? Wait...don't answer that.

Community bonding, indeed.
Joseph Leray's Avatar
Joseph Leray at 01/22/2007 17:56
'Cause it must be hyuuge, right?
tuanster1119's Avatar
tuanster1119 at 01/22/2007 18:09
SOMEONE DIG MY EYES OUT!!!!!!!!!
pizzaface's Avatar
pizzaface at 01/22/2007 18:22
WHAT. THE. HELL.
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afalker at 01/22/2007 18:34
Wow. Just wow. Hilarious, crass, and disgusting all at the same time.
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CannibalCalvin at 01/22/2007 19:18
Ha! I didn't think it would make it, oh wow... I can never let my friends or family ever come to this website... ow wow...
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar
CannibalCalvin at 01/22/2007 19:38
Says the guy whose name is "puppetpallmich"
MusashiX2's Avatar
MusashiX2 at 01/22/2007 19:42
you guys are doing it all wrong. you dont gotta bear [just about] all to get on the dtoid front page. why couldnt you have just done it like me and show videos of your crapped out ps3 or something? omg, i just ate dinner for crying out loud.
momiji58's Avatar
momiji58 at 01/22/2007 19:52
HELP!! MY EYES ARE ROTTING OUT!! >.<

On the other hand it IS Nerdcore, so... O.o

But I agree with the article's cover pic caption! WE WANT SUMMA!
BluDesign's Avatar
BluDesign at 01/22/2007 20:08
There's a joke in there about camping out all night for a shot at Dex's Wii, but I'll leave that for the ladies or perhaps one of those homosexuals I keep hearing about.

And Dex... ALWAYS put the strap on. I don't care what you're wearing when you do it, make sure to put the strap on.

Okay, that's all I can take. Does Apple make a braille iMac, since I'm now legally blind?
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 01/22/2007 20:15
dvddesign: If you look closely (I know you don't want to), you'll notice that I do indeed have my strap on. It's not just dangling out there all dangerous-like.

Nex: I'm half-Japanese. That explains the no-hair thing. Also maybe explains what backflip said?
Sim_Genius's Avatar
Sim_Genius at 01/22/2007 20:26
IŽd still hit you ;)
Knives's Avatar
Knives at 01/22/2007 20:50
@cannibalcalvin

Lol, i have friends that google names and nicknames(in fact one friend found out this way that her bf was cheating), i need to make an excuse for taking that pic in case they find out...mmm... i think i'll just say i was drunk, that always seems to work.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 01/22/2007 21:09
Hardcore *LESBIAN* porn. Don't worry guys, all female Nerdcore on the ways.
Mizar's Avatar
Mizar at 01/22/2007 22:01
Way to go Dex!

Afternoon: made.
Oni's Avatar
Oni at 01/22/2007 22:10
CTZ, you'd better be telling the truth!

Uh, good job guys. I think.
Borrie's Avatar
Borrie at 01/22/2007 23:22
:D Duude, if only you guys would model for art students.
Namelessted's Avatar
Namelessted at 01/22/2007 23:47
Fronz's Avatar
Fronz at 01/22/2007 23:51
Dexter, G4TV's blog already has you featured:
http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/672941/Nerdcore_Dudes_Show_All.html#readmore

Hopefully they put you on tv!
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