Tristero has not only rocked the front page multiple times with his promoted community blogs and riveting romantic fan fictions, but he also jumped the gun on the finalist video which shows the kind of initiative employers are always on the lookout. Not me though, I just look for boobs and a total lack of self-worth, but that's probably why I don't run Destructoid.
It's also my understanding there was a great deal of fellatio involved, but it's still unclear as to whether Tristero was on the receiving or delivering end. With Workman around it's a heads or tails sorta thing... Here is Tristero's awesome amateur vid called "4 in 1 hole (part one incomplete MUST SEE) Linkin Park money cars The OC tits yellow Mega Man". Enjoy!