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Two weeks ago we asked Dtoiders to post their favorite old school / new school game for a chance to win an Xbox 360 from Mountain Dew, and the fateful day has come! Our sponsor randomly selected one of over 500 entries and, funny enough, he has something on his community blog about the 360 that we expect our lawyers to call us about in a few minutes. I'm such a jerk for hiding the name above the fold. Is the suspense killing you?  Did you win?  Click to find out?

Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Dephect! From his post and community blog profile we know this Cali-raised gamer enjoys obscene amounts of soda, pop-tarts, Rolling Thunder, Metal Gear Solid 4, Morrissey, and is a new dad! We're happy to be sending a new console to your household since your gaming budget is about to get bumped by diapers and other fecal management products. Congrats!

Didn't win it?  Don't fret -- three more contests are ending this week, so if you haven't entered yet now would be a good time to get off your ass!  As always, keep an eye out for new contests in the not so distant future. Good night, good luck, and thanks for reading Destructoid. You're the one for me, fatty.






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2. Agreement to Official Rules: Participation in the Contest constitutes entrant’s full and unconditional agreement to and acceptance of these Official Rules and the decisions of the Sponsor, which are final and binding. Winning a prize is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements set forth herein.

3. Entry Period: The start and end dates/times of each Contest (the “Entry Period”) will be posted on the applicable Contest site.

4. Entry: To enter a Contest, follow the instructions on the Contest site. Submission will result in one (1) entry. The number of times you can enter the Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The use of any agencies or automated software to submit entries will void all entries submitted by that person.

5. Drawing: At the conclusion of the Entry Period, we will select the names of the potential winners in a random drawing of all eligible entries received during each Entry Period. The number of winners to be selected in a specific Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The odds of being selected as a potential winner depend on the number of eligible entries received during the Entry Period. Potential winners will be contacted via email and will be asked to provide their full name, age and mailing address within a specified time period. If a potential winner does not respond within the timeframe stated in the notification email, we may select an alternate potential winner in his/her place at random from all entries received during the Entry Period. Limit one (1) prize per household per Contest.

6. Requirements of the Potential Winners: Winners will be notified by the e-mail address associated with their account on destructoid.com.com and/or receive a Private Message on destructoid.com.com or through a Twitter Direct Message/Facebook message. Winners have five (5) days from the original message alerting them of their winnings to respond and claim their prize. If no winner comes forward within five business days, the prize will be forfeited and raffled again where Destructoid's hardcore fans are most active (forums/community blogs/facebook group).

7. Prize(s): The prize(s) (including each prize’s approximate retail value) available to be won in a specific Contest will be posted on the Contest site. No cash or other substitution may be made, except by the Sponsor, who reserves the right to substitute a prize with another prize of equal or greater value if the prize is not available for any reason as determined by the Sponsor in its sole discretion. The winners are responsible for any taxes and fees associated with receipt or use of a prize. Prizes will be mailed between 1 to 45 business days after winners have replied with their required info.

8. General Conditions: In the event that the operation, security, or administration of the Contest is impaired in any way for any reason, including, but not limited to fraud, virus, or other technical problem, the Sponsor may, in its sole discretion, either: (a) suspend the Contest to address the impairment and then resume the Contest in a manner that best conforms to the spirit of these Official Rules; or (b) award the prizes at random from among the eligible entries received up to the time of the impairment. The Sponsor reserves the right in its sole discretion to disqualify any individual it finds to be tampering with the entry process or the operation of the Contest or to be acting in violation of these Official Rules or in an unsportsmanlike or disruptive manner. Any attempt by any person to undermine the legitimate operation of the Contest may be a violation of criminal and civil law, and, should such an attempt be made, the Sponsor reserves the right to seek damages from any such person to the fullest extent permitted by law. The Sponsor’s failure to enforce any term of these Official Rules shall not constitute a waiver of that provision. In case of a dispute as to the owner of an entry, entry will be deemed to have been submitted by the authorized account holder of the screen name from which the entry is made. The authorized account holder is defined as the natural person who is assigned to an e-mail address by an Internet access provider, online service provider, or other organization responsible for assigning e-mail addresses for the domain associated with the submitted e-mail address.

9.Release and Limitations of Liability: By participating in the Contest, entrants agree to release and hold harmless the Contest Entities from and against any claim or cause of action arising out of participation in the Contest or receipt or use of any prize, including, but not limited to: (a) unauthorized human intervention in the Contest; (b) technical errors related to computers, servers, providers, or telephone or network lines; (c) printing errors; (d) lost, late, postage-due, misdirected, or undeliverable mail; (e) errors in the administration of the Contest or the processing of entries; or (f) injury or damage to persons or property which may be caused, directly or indirectly, in whole or in part, from entrant’s participation in the Contest or receipt of any prize. Entrant further agrees that in any cause of action, the Contest Entities’ liability will be limited to the cost of entering and participating in the Contest, and in no event shall the Contest Entities be liable for attorney’s fees. Entrant waives the right to claim any damages whatsoever, including, but not limited to, punitive, consequential, direct, or indirect damages.

10. Disputes: Except where prohibited, entrant agrees that any and all disputes, claims and causes of action arising out of, or connected with, the Contest or any prize awarded shall be resolved individually, without resort to any form of class action. All issues and questions concerning the construction, validity, interpretation and enforceability of these Official Rules, entrant’s rights and obligations, or the rights and obligations of the Sponsors in connection with the Contest, shall be governed by, and construed in accordance with, the laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia, without giving effect to any choice of law or conflict of law rules (whether of the Commonwealth of Virginia or any other jurisdiction), which would cause the application of the laws of any jurisdiction other than the Commonwealth of Virginia.

11. Contest Results: To enter the contest without needing to buy/sell anything or request a written copy of the name of the winners, send a self-addressed stamped envelope (stating the specific Contest you are requesting the winners for) to destructoid.com Contest Winners 260 King Street Suite 883, San Francisco California 94107. We run many contests, so please be specific in what you are requesting. Winner requests must be received within thirty (30) days from the end date of the applicable contest (they're always posted on our site though). Winners are usually posted the day following the contest on our contest section.

Lastly, Destructoid has the right to kick your ass and take away your prize if you are a total dickhead, so be cool and don't kick any puppies on your way to victory. Have fun with our contests and be a good sport when you win or lose. Remember: First you get the power, then you get the money, then get the baby.

 




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Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:42
Aaron Mxy Yost
Grats Dephect!
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:43
Maurice Tan
Oh shit, gratz Dephect! Welcome to the world of paid online gaming :D
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:44
Colette Bennett
Congratulations Dephect!!!! A winner is you!
Keaglez's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:45
Keaglez
Congrats Dephect!
Phantom Spaceman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:45
Phantom Spaceman
EXTREME!!
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:46
eternalplayer2345
congrats!
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:48
vexed alex
Congrats, Dephect.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I cannot hold in that laughter. The irony.
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:49
HarassmentPanda
Congrats!
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:51
adultswim810
this is so ironically awesome. however saddening as i didnt win.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:53
Justice
Congrats man!
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 17:57
ZServ
What the fuck, this is suuuuuch a mindfuck. Congrats, I guess.
ChillyBilly's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 18:01
ChillyBilly
The irony is so thick in this that you cut could it with just about anything you could find! But congrats none the less, very sweet win!
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 18:05
Alexradl
My mind has been blown. Congrats? Dephect.
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 18:06
Zombutler
If he gets a RROD, the universe will implode
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 18:11
Rifter01
You are now a 360 fanboi!

Just joking.. Congratulations!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 18:13
tazarthayoot
congrats budday!
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 18:25
Brian Szabelski
Congrats, Dephect!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 18:26
Sharpless
Maybe if I start hating the Xbox, I'll finally win one...
TurboSpaz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 18:26
TurboSpaz
wtf lol
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 18:28
SnakeDude4Life
Good on ya.
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 19:17
Scrixx
OMG OMG I LIKE KNOW HIM. HE'S LIKE A ROCKSTAR NOW RIGHT? OMG OMG.

I kid I kid, congrats man.
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 19:20
thisissami
congrats, yo!
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 19:26
TrailerParkJesus
Hilarious.
kagai's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 19:27
kagai
Congratulations and cheers. I am glad for your inanimate object gift as well as your human baby gift. They will both bring you years of happiness and joy. Especially, the human baby one. I know, I've got two.
AlucardX24's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 19:30
AlucardX24
Grats man!
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 19:42
Clockwork
Haha. That's hilarious. Congrats my man!
Aurvant's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 19:51
Aurvant
Sonuva bitch! *lobs chair through window*

Also, congrats!
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 20:21
MechaMonkey
Congratulations!
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 20:36
DaedHead8
I don't even think the son-of-a-bitch realizes it. Oh well, he had to inform me when I won the Battlefield Bad Company contest and now it looks like I have to inform his ass. lol

Congrats Dephect.
aj2good4you2's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 20:36
aj2good4you2
what...the? my mind=fucked, this is just too delicious for some reason.
ReclusiveSpirit's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 21:04
ReclusiveSpirit
Speechless...






...Congratulations dephect.
bahss's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 21:10
bahss
Congrats Dephect!
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 21:14
Aziel13
Bon wi
congrat.
dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 21:26
dephect
Holy hell... WOOOOOO, I LOVE YOU DESTRUCTOID!!!!!
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 22:57
Toneman
Too bad Xbox Live isn't free. I'm sure it'd be fun playing with him. Oh well.
Weirs's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 08:23
Weirs
We hate it when our friends become successful! Congratulations!
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 09:25
007
God, he better not burn the 360 when he gets it...
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 11:32
Teta
That´s a realy funny contest winner.
Simmons 2pt0's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 14:11
Simmons 2pt0
Oh the iron knee
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 00:19
BS3 Owner
Congrats indeed. LOL!
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 14:54
Excel-2011
So G-Darius isn't new-school enough then?
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 13:08
EternalDarkWing
Be sure to let us know how much you get for it.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 13:13
king3vbo
Let us know how much you sell it for, since your fanboyism won't let you even touch it
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