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Dtoid iron-on patches now available. Win ten of them right now!


Niero \\ 04.22.2008	210 comments

By popular demand! The stitched patch that appears on the thuglife-enabling Dtoid beanie hat is now available as a separate 2.5 x 3 inch iron-on at the Destructoid Swag Shop at Splitreason. The patch sticks on easily, makes a great gift, and also suitable for patching your larva-infected areolas. Help us spread the word about Dtoid by putting it on your bookbags, hoodies, siblings, and your racist neighbor's confederate flag! Don't miss ad in Penthouse magazine.

Want a free one on me? I've got ten to slip into your mailboxes -- simply type "GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH" in the comments below and every tenth comment up to 100 will receive one on the house. Limit one per person, overseas winners are cool, just don't feed it to a baby when it arrives. They will choke, vomit, and die (which may affect the adhesive).

Didn't win one? They're on sale for $3.50. Patch GET!

210 COMMENTS, LATEST BY Aertyr
I'm so friggin late to the party. - view discussion

There are 210 comments about this post:

Kryptinite says:
04/22/2008 16:59

Does it start with the first one!

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ThunderHeartXI says:
04/22/2008 17:00

wut

Colette Bennett says:
04/22/2008 17:00

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oh wait, wrong gimme :)

Riser Glen says:
04/22/2008 17:00

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...please.

McSnow says:
04/22/2008 17:01

I'd been hoping you guys would do something along the lines of this, that way I can advertise good ol' Destructoid and yet still remain hip and/or cool..

CelicaCrazed says:
04/22/2008 17:01

While cool, I'll help someone else get one for now ;).

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mix says:
04/22/2008 17:01

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EternalDeathSlayer says:
04/22/2008 17:01

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04/22/2008 17:01

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04/22/2008 17:01

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UglyPhil says:
04/22/2008 17:02

Genki-JAM says:
04/22/2008 17:02

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04/22/2008 17:02

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04/22/2008 17:02

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Spitfire says:
04/22/2008 17:03

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Passionate Styos says:
04/22/2008 17:03

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Meh, I'll just buy it.

Polish Hill says:
04/22/2008 17:03

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AILDFan says:
04/22/2008 17:03

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UglyPhil says:
04/22/2008 17:04

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DaedHead8 says:
04/22/2008 17:04

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mix says:
04/22/2008 17:04

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(doesn't look like my posts are posting....)

Genki-JAM says:
04/22/2008 17:04

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Professor Pew says:
04/22/2008 17:04

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04/22/2008 17:05

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SteamyV says:
04/22/2008 17:05

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mix says:
04/22/2008 17:05

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that1dood says:
04/22/2008 17:05

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mix says:
04/22/2008 17:05

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EternalDarkWing says:
04/22/2008 17:06

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Krayven says:
04/22/2008 17:06

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MrJunko says:
04/22/2008 17:06

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UglyPhil says:
04/22/2008 17:06

The key on my keyboard has issues.

Genki-JAM says:
04/22/2008 17:07

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that1dood says:
04/22/2008 17:07

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UglyPhil says:
04/22/2008 17:07

Yeah, exactly. the V key on my keyboard hates me.

Moreover, I'd like my patchesis please.

Jonathan Kerr says:
04/22/2008 17:08

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that1dood says:
04/22/2008 17:08

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04/22/2008 17:08

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Riser Glen says:
04/22/2008 17:08

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04/22/2008 17:08

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04/22/2008 17:08

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MrTowel says:
04/22/2008 17:09

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that1dood says:
04/22/2008 17:09

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runchild says:
04/22/2008 17:09

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Cowzilla3 says:
04/22/2008 17:10

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Professor Pew says:
04/22/2008 17:10

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04/22/2008 17:10

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Riser Glen says:
04/22/2008 17:11

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Knives says:
04/22/2008 17:11

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mix says:
04/22/2008 17:11

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SteamyV says:
04/22/2008 17:11

So is that limit one WIN per person, or limit one entry? Because if it's unlimited entries, prepare for spammage.

perri says:
04/22/2008 17:11

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ThunderHeartXI says:
04/22/2008 17:11

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Genki-JAM says:
04/22/2008 17:11

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Wexx says:
04/22/2008 17:12

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EternalDarkWing says:
04/22/2008 17:12

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RRDelay says:
04/22/2008 17:12

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BFeld13 says:
04/22/2008 17:12

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Genki-JAM says:
04/22/2008 17:12

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Riser Glen says:
04/22/2008 17:12

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I lied before. Do want still.

mix says:
04/22/2008 17:12

50 BOO-yeah!

Finding out shipping to Canada as I plan to buy one(or 5) anyways!

RRDelay says:
04/22/2008 17:12

never, it is mine Bfeld!

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CronosBlade says:
04/22/2008 17:12

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Jonathan Kerr says:
04/22/2008 17:13

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razerangel says:
04/22/2008 17:13

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Redzie says:
04/22/2008 17:13

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AND:

SteamyV says:
04/22/2008 17:13

Also, what's going on in the background of that picture? Looks like someone cupping a boob.

I hope it's someone cupping a boob.

njsykora says:
04/22/2008 17:14

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Now that's epic copy pasting comments.

runchild says:
04/22/2008 17:14

one more try:

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EternalDarkWing says:
04/22/2008 17:14

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04/22/2008 17:14

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Blackleader says:
04/22/2008 17:14

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RRDelay says:
04/22/2008 17:14

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Also, give redize one anyways, even if it's not amazingly creative

mix says:
04/22/2008 17:15

@ThunderHeartXI

Thanks, I see yousnagged in at numer 10!

(This comment changes the next winner..RAWR)

perri says:
04/22/2008 17:15

I second the motion to give redize one- nice.

also, GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH

2/9 comments have worked...

Riegel88 says:
04/22/2008 17:16

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Ashley Davis says:
04/22/2008 17:16

Come on baby, mommy needs a new pair of booby covers!

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Riser Glen says:
04/22/2008 17:16

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I just want a free patch :(

RRDelay says:
04/22/2008 17:16

least were all whoring the leaderboards with this

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Jonathan Kerr says:
04/22/2008 17:16

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perri says:
04/22/2008 17:16

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EternalDarkWing says:
04/22/2008 17:17

wardrox says:
04/22/2008 17:17

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RRDelay says:
04/22/2008 17:17

funny thing is, were all doing this for a 3.50 dollar iron on.

It's made of win, but still :p

Riser Glen says:
04/22/2008 17:18

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fromagex says:
04/22/2008 17:18

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RRDelay says:
04/22/2008 17:18

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Kryptinite says:
04/22/2008 17:19

Someone had to get the ball rolling

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RRDelay says:
04/22/2008 17:19

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04/22/2008 17:19

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Genki-JAM says:
04/22/2008 17:20

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RRDelay says:
04/22/2008 17:20

i've come between 1 post 3 times now.

Curse you iron on patch gods!

snotrocket says:
04/22/2008 17:20

gimme mah free video game patch

Damslow iPhone :(

UglyPhil says:
04/22/2008 17:21

Gimme Mah Free Video Game Patch. See how I didn't use caps? I'm polite. I desere one.

wardrox says:
04/22/2008 17:21

... is the background pic on the header image somebody holding a boob?

UglyPhil says:
04/22/2008 17:21

Well, I didn't use all caps. Gimme mah patch anyway.

Niero says:
04/22/2008 17:21

haha, those went fast. Thanks everyone! We'll contact you shortly for mailing address and sexual favors

RRDelay says:
04/22/2008 17:22

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sigh, victory will not be achieved today

falinter says:
04/22/2008 17:22

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UglyPhil says:
04/22/2008 17:22

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RRDelay says:
04/22/2008 17:22

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Genki-JAM says:
04/22/2008 17:22

BAAAW ;~; I came so close! Guess I'll just end up giving money to fuel the Dtoid Army's RoboTank...

Ub3rSlug says:
04/22/2008 17:23

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RRDelay says:
04/22/2008 17:23

And there ends the spam!

Genki-JAM says:
04/22/2008 17:23

BAAAW ;~; I came so close! Guess I'll just end up giving money to fuel the Dtoid Army's RoboTank...

Genki-JAM says:
04/22/2008 17:23

wtf... it posted my stuff twice?

Yashoki says:
04/22/2008 17:23

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I wanted to do it just once :(

wardrox says:
04/22/2008 17:24

... I just found the source and actually feel ill now. Seriously, I'm gonna hurl.

that1dood says:
04/22/2008 17:24

Yesss! If my counting is correct I win!

BHACKNEY says:
04/22/2008 17:26

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04/22/2008 17:27

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04/22/2008 17:28

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Kryptinite says:
04/22/2008 17:29

LOL..that1dood you did win if I counted correct. So did Riser and mix. I lost count after that because I didn't win anything :)

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04/22/2008 17:29

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04/22/2008 17:31

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04/22/2008 17:31

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DJDuffy says:
04/22/2008 17:32

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Krayven says:
04/22/2008 17:33

I think I won. I'm not entirely sure. >_>

the GAMEGOBLIN says:
04/22/2008 17:34

GIMMIE MY TWO FUCKING SHIRTS YOU GUYS OWE ME!!!!!

the GAMEGOBLIN says:
04/22/2008 17:35

THAT THIRD ONE IS FOR MAKING ME WAIT SO LONG

ArrestedDeveloper says:
04/22/2008 17:35

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ThunderHeartXI says:
04/22/2008 17:36

WTB News post announcing official winners.

Mabec says:
04/22/2008 17:36

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Lord Helmet says:
04/22/2008 17:39

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SnakeDude4Life says:
04/22/2008 17:42

I'll try:
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04/22/2008 17:44

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04/22/2008 17:44

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Gangles says:
04/22/2008 17:44

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... probably too late ftw

Silverhertz says:
04/22/2008 17:49

Ach I stop checking dtoid for half an hour and this hot shit goes down? damn. Still, strangely just this morning I was thinking how I want some patches for my bag and it would be cool if Dtoid had some....NIERO YOUR POWERS ARE GODLIKE

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04/22/2008 17:50

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The-Excel says:
04/22/2008 17:50

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king3vbo says:
04/22/2008 17:50

plz

The-Excel says:
04/22/2008 17:50

Blast you.

king3vbo says:
04/22/2008 17:52

Sorry about the spam, but I would just like to say this:

I love you Dtoid, and so in a blog where I have to spam to win something, it seems fit.

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The-Excel says:
04/22/2008 17:52

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The-Excel says:
04/22/2008 17:55

Wait it looks like I've already lost.

Whatev.

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04/22/2008 17:55

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04/22/2008 17:59

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04/22/2008 18:00

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I mean...

Fuck.

kacie360 says:
04/22/2008 18:02

gimme me mah free video game patch.

well shucks :(