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By popular demand!  The stitched patch that appears on the thuglife-enabling Dtoid beanie hat is now available as a separate 2.5 x 3 inch iron-on at the Destructoid Swag Shop at Splitreason. The patch sticks on easily, makes a great gift, and also suitable for patching your larva-infected areolas. Help us spread the word about Dtoid by putting it on your bookbags, hoodies, siblings, and your racist neighbor's confederate flag!  Don't miss ad in Penthouse magazine.

Want a free one on me?  I've got ten to slip into your mailboxes -- simply type "GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH" in the comments below and every tenth comment up to 100 will receive one on the house.  Limit one per person, overseas winners are cool, just don't feed it to a baby when it arrives.  They will choke, vomit, and die (which may affect the adhesive).

Didn't win one?  They're on sale for $3.50. Patch GET!






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Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 16:59
Kryptinite
Does it start with the first one!

GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:00
Colette Bennett
GIMME MAH POTS

oh wait, wrong gimme :)
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:00
Riser Glen
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH

...please.
McSnow's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:01
McSnow
I'd been hoping you guys would do something along the lines of this, that way I can advertise good ol' Destructoid and yet still remain hip and/or cool..
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:01
CelicaCrazed
While cool, I'll help someone else get one for now ;).

GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:01
mix
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:01
EternalDeathSlayer
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:01
EternalDarkWing
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:01
ThunderHeartXI
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:02
Genki-JAM
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:02
UglyDuck
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH
JoeInTheBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:02
JoeInTheBox
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH
Spitfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:03
Spitfire
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH
Passionate Styos's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:03
Passionate Styos
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH

Pweese?

Meh, I'll just buy it.
Polish Hill's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:03
Polish Hill
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH
AILDFan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:03
AILDFan
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:04
UglyDuck
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH cows
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:04
DaedHead8
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:04
mix
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH

(doesn't look like my posts are posting....)
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:04
Genki-JAM
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH?!
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:04
Maurice Tan
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH !
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:05
Vlambo
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH
SteamyV's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:05
SteamyV
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH

Also, please.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:05
mix
PATCH GAME VIDEO FREE MAH GIMME!
that1dood's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:05
that1dood
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:05
mix
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH (30!)
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:06
EternalDarkWing
HCTAP EMAG OEDIV EERF HAM EMMIG
Krayven's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:06
Krayven
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH
MrJunko's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:06
MrJunko
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:06
UglyDuck
The key on my keyboard has issues.
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:07
Genki-JAM
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH!?!?!
that1dood's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:07
that1dood
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH !
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:07
UglyDuck
Yeah, exactly. the V key on my keyboard hates me.

Moreover, I'd like my patchesis please.
Jonathan Kerr's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:08
Jonathan Kerr
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH
that1dood's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:08
that1dood
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH.
that1dood's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:08
that1dood
"GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH"
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:08
Riser Glen
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH.
that1dood's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:08
that1dood
'GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH'
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:08
mix
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH
MrTowel's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:09
MrTowel
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH
that1dood's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:09
that1dood
must get! lol
runchild's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:09
runchild
"GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH"
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:10
Cowzilla3
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:10
Maurice Tan
LIMIT ONE PER PERSON!
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:10
Genki-JAM
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH [beta key]!!
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:11
Riser Glen
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH.

Last time.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:11
Knivy
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH

Also, I love you Dtoid!!
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:11
mix
GIMME MAH FREE VIDEO GAME PATCH !!!
SteamyV's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:11
SteamyV
So is that limit one WIN per person, or limit one entry? Because if it's unlimited entries, prepare for spammage.
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