7:08 PM on 06.19.2008 |
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Look, I drink... and that has a tendency to result in some, let's just say, less-than-industry-standard ideas. For example, at the last Dtoid NARP, I tried to hire both midgets and strippers. Those little bastards make me laugh and I like naked people. Made sense to me. This video shows off something similar. Something that, at the time (and under the alcohol-infused circumstances) sounded like the best idea ever. The bloopers were shot last year at a hotel following the EA Gamers Day event. It was a great day all around and we didn't want it to stop. One thing I did leave out is that CTZ was also there. What can I say other than, look, I drink... The backstory is simple and in the video, so watch it and stop reading this garbage. [Workmeng note: This wasn't intended for the front page, so my apologies do go out to anyone that has never heard a dirty word before. It isn't full of swearing, but there might be a few words that are not appropriate for babies, Jebus, Sock monster, Obama, and Hannah Montana.]
Robot Unicorn Attack will forever hold a special place in my heart. I remember PAX East 2010, meeting many Dtoiders for the first time, and joining a rousing drunken chorus of Erasure's "Always" in the late hours of the eveni... It's Destructoid's sexiest episode ever! Well, Sessiest, anyway. Tara's out sick, so Adam Sessler's filling in.
News includes interactive porno for the Oculus Rift by way of a company called Sinful Robot, some new Tomb Raider gameplay, and the top 5 sexiest Final Fantasy characters who are dudes. Plus: Dark Souls II is too easy, everyone get upset. We've been promising you a better mobile for ages, and it's finally here. You can now use virtually all of the features of our desktop site on our new smartphone site. No apps to download, no nonsense to install, no gim... Holy crap guys, I think this might be my favorite episode of the show we've done in ages. Like, just in terms of the pure awesomeness/absurdity of today's news.
For starters, the ESRB has described all the awful things that a... Hey guys! If you missed today's LIVE Destructoid Show, here's a nice convenient recording of it for you to watch.
For starters, NiGHTS Into Dreams and Dragonball Z Budokai are both getting HD rereleases, and Final ... You've watched the magic. Now live the magic!
To celebrate the release of "Meet the Pyro," ThinkGeek is selling a three-foot tall Balloonicorn straight from your dreams and into your bedroom. It's pink, it's ballooney, and it...
Hey guys! Heads up! We're in Seattle for PAX right now, sweaty and exhausted. In just a few moments, we'll be streaming LIVE, going over some of the... things... that we're doing. Just waiting for Tara to finish her pizza. G...
Gah, finally. I've been wanting to talk about Saints Row: The Third since last Friday, and yesterday the embargo was finally up. I got to talk to Drew Holmes, the game's lead narrative designer (or "writer") about all the wo... What you are looking at is a piece of art for Super Danganronpa 2. The character is called Mono Bear and he is evil, as you can tell from the fact that he's WEARING A BIKINI OH GOD.
Since the first game never made ... If you watch The Destructoid Show, you'll know we've been doing a contest to give away three Catalyst 3DS cases, sponsored by the fine folks at CM4. Of course, since we're a gaggle of idiot children, the contest was "make a p...
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