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Dtoid Exclusive: Playboy's Jo Garcia tribute to gaming


4:00 PM on 09.19.2011



[First we brought you the wallpaper, and here's the video! Thank Playboy for making Monday suck less.]

This. Since 2006 Destructoid has published every form of conceivable games editorial imaginable. We've brought you coverage of every gaming event around the world, interviewed nearly every important gaming personality, sat with developers, chased lawyers, fought with corrupt games marketers, and have published thousands and thousands of reviews, previews, rumors, and leaks. We believe in hard-hitting gaming because that's where our passion lies and that's what our readers want most ... with one exception to the rule.

In our entire canon of work do you know what our most popular article of all time is according to our server-side analytics?  This nerdcore gallery of boobies from 2006.  Yup.

Dear reader, you are unabashedly The Dude.

 

When I opened up my inbox today I was surprised to find none other than email from Playboy offering our readers the enclosed high resolution wallpaper of Jo Garcia, the part-dork-part-model hybrid pictured somewhere in that vortex of video game peripherals. The ongoing series of wallpapers are housed at Playboy's Gamer Next Door, and there's also a production video coming. (No pun intended). 

On one hand we stubbornly have ignored our numbers and rarely strayed from core gaming news. On the other hand ... well, you don't want to know what the other hand is doing. 

Internet, what is is that you command me to do?  

In all seriousness I've asked various colleagues who publish web sites and my research has concluded is that we must absolutely participate in some way that is respectful to readers that don't want breasts-on-games, and maybe cleverly disguise it somewhere else on the site.  Am I right, my naughty forum goers?

Ladies and gentlemen, our magic word for this kind of content is now "kittens".  If you'd like to see more kittens on Destructoid please sound off in the comments below.  

 

 

Dtoid Exclusive: Playboy's Jo Garcia tribute to gaming photo





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Seriously? That's it? You can barely see anything and those shoes are atrocious. I'd rather see everything, get rid of those shoes, and have her covered barely by Xenoblade and The Last Story discs. Then send that image to Nintendo.
Photoshopped picture is photoshopped. Look carefully.
Gottaq love the Destructoid!! THX, cause in Miller high lifes eyes, your the king of the arcade!!
Where are her nipples? Surely they can't be so small that some wire covers them? Also, lens flare.
@Davidfoundation

Thankfully, we can all agree that this would be the first and only time they've photoshopped any of their images.
FAP FAP FAP FAP HHHHHNNNGGGGAAAAAHH.
dtoid = boobs
The power glove tries too hard.
GURLLLL GAMMERRRR! xDxD
Those boobs really tied the room together, man.
Is it sad that I'm more interested in what looks like a Super Metroid cart by her left arm? Can I haz it?
Ah, I was hoping that Playboy would send over an image of the Lusty Argonian Maid. What game is she from,anyway? Are characters from Flash games on the Internet being included in these spreads now? Play Magazine would never stoop so low. I thought that Playboy was better than that.

Oh,well. Maybe when Playgirl sends over something, it will be a hunk who is more visually interesting than this. Maybe Geralt the Witcher or Thane Krios or Ratchet the Lombax or someone to that effect.

Too bad that Richboy didn't send over something instead.
yet another naked pop-tart covered in videogame paraphernalia. how original...
that gameboy is hot and dont forget about the n64 and atari. that keyboard is hot to the keys are so sexy. *technoboner*
My nine inch nail has leaked pearl jam
@DavidFoundation
Great codeword, perhaps the contents http adress could be replaced with kitten also......
Yes Niero I want to see more kittens on Destructoid. I love kittens, it's the number one thing I look for online. I can never have enough kittens!

So yes Niero I ask, nay DEMAND you post more kittens on Destructoid.
KITTENS! No need to get raunchy and low-class, you can add a little kitten goodness and still be good. After all, IGN (as you linked to) seems to manage it well enough.
Just realized how big of an idiot I made myself sound lol I meant some of the controllers and stuff repeats lol

Also more kittens.
Glorious.
PUSSY... CATS.
Also, cocks.
Also, cocks. Wait, there isn't any?! FUUUUUUU!
hooray for kittens!
I'd like to see a photoshoot of real gamer girls. Beating Super Mario Bros. is required to qualify. Imperfect bodies are not only allowed but encouraged.
She's... She's kind of ugly. And that is a fucking terrible photo.

No offense, but really?
Oh no she's crushing all those game boxes!
I'll pass on the fake plastic kittens, thanks.

...now, maybe if it was non-shopped mature kittens... no...no, I'm good. Just gimme the game stuff, please.
There's a some humorless feminist website called Go Make Me a Sandwhich that has a hard-on for Dtoid. I wonder how long it's going to take them to get a hold of this. lol
Honestly I'm more interested in the kitten.
This pic isn't all that great, but the chick is damn hot for sure.
Kittens is one of the many reasons IGN is lame. I come to Destructoid for gaming news and culture, not to fap.
HOLY SHIT! That Packable bracket is awesome!
@Blasto

I like you and I agree.
Real girls that really play games please. Not so "make-up'd"...

Actually, no. To be fair we have to juxtapose this image and any like it with a picture of jim sterling in the exact same context, like set for set... Tit for... Well... Nevermind.
Just give me the gaming news as always no kittens necessary
Honestly? Despite how vulgar Destructoid can sometimes be (Terrafaptyl porn, I'm lookin' at you.) you guys somehow manage to maintain a certain kind of class that just... Works. If I wanted kittens, I'll google kittens. otherwise, I'd prefer it if Destructoid stayed relatively kitten free.
I don't really care either way but if we're going to have kittens can they at least be more attractive than the one posted? Also cocks, I want things to stay equal (and to laugh at the homophobic commenters).
Kittens are awesome! I freakin' LOVE kittens!
No kittens, thank you.

Not that I don't like kittens... QUITE the opposite, if ya catch my drift.
But there are plenty of places on the internet for kittens, and Destructoid is not among them.
Destructoid is great for what it is, that being (as I see it) a video games outlet that isn't afraid to go against the grain, as well as a place for writing that is funny and colorful (that's putting it mildly). IGN's indulgence in non-gaming related writing has severely lowered their standards. (Podcast Beyond is pretty good, but I rarely visit the IGN website proper anymore.) Don't let the same thing happen to Destructoid! The worst case scenario is that the writers devolve into a bunch of faceless internet nerds, equal parts gamers and fappers, who use memes in a totally non-ironic way.

FREEEEEEEDOM!
I just made an accunt ^,^ also Dale North is way more sexy then the "kitten" or is it "bunny"(I'm so confused)and Jonathan Holmes as more personality in his icon then this person.
ugh... rly? I know you want page hits but you really want to be the next ign? lowest common denominator? like we need more jimmyxs on this site?

not that i don't like kittehs but it's not dtoid.
I FUCKING LOVE KITTENS!!!

In all honesty, I'm totally bi- on the topic. I don't mind the "kittens" at all (unless I'm reading the site at school or in public) but I can easily find other, non-video game sites for all my "kitten" petting needs. Kittens, bears, snails....it doesn't bother me.
DESKTOP WALLPAPER!
If it helps your numbers add kittens. As long as every article isn't about kittens it's not like I'm forced to click everything I come across (though I may partake from time to time).
That header picture is the shit. That kitten made me lol so hard. More kittens (of both varieties * wink, wink *)

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