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Dtoid contests update: WTF is this sh*t, Bleach Boy?   photo

We have an on-going contest at Destructoid where we ask our dear readers to stuff our office mailbox with the most random crap they can find (for the purpose of decorating our office with absurdities) and award them with a new retail game of their choice. We photograph each box that comes in and judge with one in the queue wins, whether we got it that month or not. Today's package arrived one week after Pendelton's along with some other cool ones you may see later this year. (You know who you are, thanks so much!)

So what else was in the box? The Dtoid Office Katamari now contains an Evil Dead postcard, a lint roller (my cat is protesting the defilement of his handiwork), a Treasure Island coffee mug, a red sharpie, a Frisbee, a disco light, Rock'Em Sock'Em Robots (I've always wanted one of these!), a stuffed penguin, plastic soldiers, a fly swatter (handy as we are in Florida, very thoughtful), a Venom mask (too nice!), chap stick, pogs (?), a rubber dinosaur, a green bag clip, and assorted Hot Wheels. Dude, this was epic.  Thanks for adding more awesome to our workplace!  Let's give this man a hand for cleaning the back of his closet!

Want to be our next winner?  You can do it! Just mail us the most random thing you can find to:

WTF IS THIS SHIT DESTRUCTOID?
3301 NE 1st Ave, Lower Penthouse 17
Miami, FL 33137

Also, voting for who wins the Mirror's Edge Toshiba Laptop is ends this Friday. Vote for your favorite!

 

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3. Entry Period: The start and end dates/times of each Contest (the “Entry Period”) will be posted on the applicable Contest site.

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8. General Conditions: In the event that the operation, security, or administration of the Contest is impaired in any way for any reason, including, but not limited to fraud, virus, or other technical problem, the Sponsor may, in its sole discretion, either: (a) suspend the Contest to address the impairment and then resume the Contest in a manner that best conforms to the spirit of these Official Rules; or (b) award the prizes at random from among the eligible entries received up to the time of the impairment. The Sponsor reserves the right in its sole discretion to disqualify any individual it finds to be tampering with the entry process or the operation of the Contest or to be acting in violation of these Official Rules or in an unsportsmanlike or disruptive manner. Any attempt by any person to undermine the legitimate operation of the Contest may be a violation of criminal and civil law, and, should such an attempt be made, the Sponsor reserves the right to seek damages from any such person to the fullest extent permitted by law. The Sponsor’s failure to enforce any term of these Official Rules shall not constitute a waiver of that provision. In case of a dispute as to the owner of an entry, entry will be deemed to have been submitted by the authorized account holder of the screen name from which the entry is made. The authorized account holder is defined as the natural person who is assigned to an e-mail address by an Internet access provider, online service provider, or other organization responsible for assigning e-mail addresses for the domain associated with the submitted e-mail address.

9.Release and Limitations of Liability: By participating in the Contest, entrants agree to release and hold harmless the Contest Entities from and against any claim or cause of action arising out of participation in the Contest or receipt or use of any prize, including, but not limited to: (a) unauthorized human intervention in the Contest; (b) technical errors related to computers, servers, providers, or telephone or network lines; (c) printing errors; (d) lost, late, postage-due, misdirected, or undeliverable mail; (e) errors in the administration of the Contest or the processing of entries; or (f) injury or damage to persons or property which may be caused, directly or indirectly, in whole or in part, from entrant’s participation in the Contest or receipt of any prize. Entrant further agrees that in any cause of action, the Contest Entities’ liability will be limited to the cost of entering and participating in the Contest, and in no event shall the Contest Entities be liable for attorney’s fees. Entrant waives the right to claim any damages whatsoever, including, but not limited to, punitive, consequential, direct, or indirect damages.

10. Disputes: Except where prohibited, entrant agrees that any and all disputes, claims and causes of action arising out of, or connected with, the Contest or any prize awarded shall be resolved individually, without resort to any form of class action. All issues and questions concerning the construction, validity, interpretation and enforceability of these Official Rules, entrant’s rights and obligations, or the rights and obligations of the Sponsors in connection with the Contest, shall be governed by, and construed in accordance with, the laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia, without giving effect to any choice of law or conflict of law rules (whether of the Commonwealth of Virginia or any other jurisdiction), which would cause the application of the laws of any jurisdiction other than the Commonwealth of Virginia.

11. Contest Results: To enter the contest without needing to buy/sell anything or request a written copy of the name of the winners, send a self-addressed stamped envelope (stating the specific Contest you are requesting the winners for) to destructoid.com Contest Winners 260 King Street Suite 883, San Francisco California 94107. We run many contests, so please be specific in what you are requesting. Winner requests must be received within thirty (30) days from the end date of the applicable contest (they're always posted on our site though). Winners are usually posted the day following the contest on our contest section.

Lastly, Destructoid has the right to kick your ass and take away your prize if you are a total dickhead, so be cool and don't kick any puppies on your way to victory. Have fun with our contests and be a good sport when you win or lose. Remember: First you get the power, then you get the money, then get the baby.

 




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Majora's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2009 12:06
Majora
Figures you wanted the Rock'em Sock'em =D
gah i need to see what random crap i have >.<
Lowburn's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2009 12:08
Lowburn
Man thats some cool stuff I like the mask and robots should look great in the office.
Jesse Cortez's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2009 12:08
Jesse Cortez
Bleach Boy! I know that guy! <3 Congrats :D
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2009 12:11
Monodi
hmmm I guess I will enter to this soon.

This takes up monthly, right?
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2009 12:35
welkstar
Dude I'd love to see a video tour of the Dtoid office.
Druid 01's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2009 12:35
Druid 01
pogs ftw
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2009 12:37
ScottyG
Heh, I was just going to email you to see if this contest is still going on. :)
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2009 12:58
Guagloves
I will be sending things soon. Very soon.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2009 13:02
falinter
best contest in existence.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2009 13:41
Chronic Logic
A NICE BIG BOX OF DEAD PUPPIES.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2009 13:53
Holyetheline
Take welkstar's advice and give us a video tour!!!
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2009 14:14
Faith
I send them stuff too. :(
Saint Demon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2009 14:52
Saint Demon
That Venom mask is awesome. And is that a Lancer or some other rifle sitting on the desk in the background?
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2009 15:24
Johnny Justice
Coolest gimp mask ever is what that is.
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2009 23:05
de BLOO
Exepct something from me.
Uniquenamehere's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2009 11:07
Uniquenamehere
wtf chronic has the right idea.
Finasteride's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 15:23
Finasteride
Man thats some cool stuff I like the mask and robots should look great in the office.
- Regarding the robots, I agree! :)
Sincerely, Kopilka & <a href="http://www.safegeneric.com">Levitra</a> Team.
Finasteride's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2010 15:26
Finasteride
Man thats some cool stuff I like the mask and robots should look great in the office.
- Regarding the robots, I agree! :)
Sincerely, Kopilka & Levitra Team.
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