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While surfing for video game news I happened upon a screenshot of Ryu Hayabusa slicing open a horse's ass.  Either that, or he's petrified in embarrassment that he arrived at an unfortunate time of the month. As I peered into the bloody anal cavity of this animal and just could not find an appropriate caption for what is happening here. You know what that means ... The Destructoid Caption Contest is back!

If you can craft the perfect phrase to describe this moment in the new Ninja Gaiden Sigma, post your caption in the comments below and I'll send you a $50 EB gift card for your hard work. The Destructoid editorial team will pick our favorite this weekend and will announce the winner on Xmas.  If Nintendo's not giving out any free games, we might as well -- so get posting!






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Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:37
Darren Nakamura
Dammit Niero, when I saw that picture I was going to say something about "that time of the month," but then I read your post. YOU BEAT ME TO IT!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:37
Snaileb
Use Tampax to avoid massive damage.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:38
Snaileb
Yeah NIERO BTW when I saw what exactly was happening in the picture finally, I about died laughing.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:40
Joseph Leray
Hi Ho, Silver, Awa -- goddammit, Ryu! I know you wanted a new tennis racket, but don't you think that was a little extreme? Give Trigger his tail back.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:41
Darren Nakamura
"When the horse tail gets sliced, it'll need bags of ice, that's amore."

Inspired by the full moon in the picture.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:41
Snaileb
RACIST! THAT WAS A RACIST JOKE ORCIST AND I WONT FUCKIN HAVE IT!!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:41
Snaileb
YOU TO DEXTER.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:43
Snaileb
*too

d'oh!

okay I'll stop, I just want a new game/wii-mote with the moolah, and therefore, feel I must somehow sabbotage everyone's post.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:43
Joseph Leray
Wait... wha?
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:45
World Famous
Anal horse bleeding: Welcome to next gen.
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:46
-D-
BDSM A-GO-GO
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:47
Snaileb
Summa thats a little extreme.... AND RACIST!
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:47
Holyetheline
I don't think anyone could top Summa's headline.
Rscheamist's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:49
Rscheamist
"5 years later Ryu NOW realizes why his P.F. Chang's application was rejected...."
Hammerhand's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:50
Hammerhand
Bloody horse shart FTW!!1 ROFLOL!!1
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:50
World Famous
Well, I'm not in it for the prize. Just joining in on the good times.
SALvation's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:51
SALvation
The Taco Bell...It hurts!
AsphaltCowboy816's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:52
AsphaltCowboy816
See? he's got a sword growing out of his front hoof, that's why he won't stand still. Lemme... just.... ahh, see? Just stab him in the ass and he'll forget all about it.
cronotrigger913's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:53
cronotrigger913
Damn it Ryu, can't you see my horse has anal leakage! Stop trying to kill me and let me get this thing to the vet! And don't try to get out of it by saying you had nothing to do with it. I saw those youtube videos...
existonfile's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:54
existonfile
Ninja Gaiden Black Remake - $59
PS3 - $599 US Dollars
Sony Bravia HDTV - $2000

Getting to see anal horse blood in full 1080p glory - PRICELESS
mrNinya's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:54
mrNinya
Bruno the red arsed horsie.
utetwo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:54
utetwo
Wayward Wiimote wounds a mighty steed.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:55
Snaileb
These comments are starting to flow more than that horse's ass.
Roryzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:56
Roryzilla
The Sony Playstation 3 is capable of rendering bloody horse sharts in full, brilliant 1080p.
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:56
thisissami
whoa! 22 comments already?? 10 minutes ago when i first refreshed and saw this it was 0 comments!!! anyway, here's my caption:


FAAAAAAART!!!!


...

that aint no fart...
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:57
Snaileb
WTF is everyone calling a shart? Whats a shart? Do they mean shaft? Cuz the horse clearly has a bloody anal shaft, but I dont know what a shart is. It is like a horse hemroid?
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:58
galagabug
and ryu, beastiality is not the preferred nomenclature. interspecies erotica, please.

<img src = "http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:VIMm2blsgsNK9M:http://www.asmik-ace.com/BigLebowski/Pic/Lebowski-45.JPG">
Roryzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:58
Roryzilla
OR Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp

OR Game Day for the Crimson Tide
nerpin's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:59
nerpin
"How many times do I have to tell you? That's NOT where horseshoes go!"
Roryzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 16:59
Roryzilla
a shart is when you fart AND shit a little.
Skallah's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 17:00
Skallah
Ryu: At first I was mad, but now I'm really pissed off!!

Baddie: Pissed off? If I were that close to a Horses weiner I'd be worried about being pissed ON!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 17:02
Snaileb
oh.. thats awesome. When I shart myself in the office I get to go home early. In fact, I think I'll shart myself right now so I can leave. See ya guys, Im outta here.

Niero you know where to send that card right?

shart. shart. shart.

what an awesome word.

LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 17:03
LostCrichton
Ryu showed his friend Joey what riding the crimson wave really meant.
lAboMbA's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 17:05
lAboMbA
ryu at little timmy's birthday party;

"wtf ryu! PIN the tail on the donkey. PIN!"
parrothead's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 17:06
parrothead
"During Sword fight Ryu still able to preforms Hemroid Surgery on a Horse"
shadow300z's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 17:07
shadow300z
Ryu met the evil ninja horse rider's secret weapon.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 17:07
Holyetheline
"Dr. Dolittle busts a nut over horse abuse."
Kalakaua's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 17:08
Kalakaua
A screenshot from the new Alien's game from Sega... Aliens vs. Shinobi. Here is a scene of the alien just about to pop out.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 17:09
Knivy
"He came from...behind!!"
AsphaltCowboy816's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 17:10
AsphaltCowboy816
what's black and white and red all over?
MrBacon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 17:15
MrBacon
While not as effective on Horses, Pai Mei's five point palm-exploding technique proves to be twice as fun.
bvicarious's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 17:16
bvicarious
PS3: It will make you fart blood.


Or your money back.
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 17:18
deanhatescoffee
"Frankly, the colonoscopy could've gone better," said anal surgeon Ryu Hayabusa in an exclusive interview with Fox News this morning. "She'd probably pull through except that, for flies, a horse's asshole is like sugar in the gas tank. Without a tail, her days are numbered."
CaffeinePowered's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 17:18
CaffeinePowered
Only licensed Ninjas should attempt to give a horse an enema
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 17:19
LostCrichton
Not many people liked the add-on from the Playstation Store called: Bloody Poop Chutes and Sliced Bladders
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 17:20
Joseph Leray
And that, boys and girls, is how Ryu Hayabusa got his red wings.
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 17:23
LostCrichton
Ryu: "Wow, the box was right. Even on it's period you can still go horseback riding."
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 17:24
bluexy
"The work horse that is Team Ninja is pushing extremely hard to get this big new Ninja Gaiden out for you!"
J B Cougar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 17:25
J B Cougar
The gentle Epona learned quickly that life outside Hyrule was a pain in the ass.
mistofRed's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 17:27
mistofRed
In big bold letters:
WHEN BEASTIALITY GOES WRONG
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