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PR nightmare strikes again! Gamehelper's head cheese was among the fortunate to have prime seating at the Sony keynote one row ahead of us, and the unfortunate recipient of a crushing blow to the head from a Mr. Destructoid robot projectile. We were hamming it up with large soccer balls inspired by Media Molecule's LittleBigPlanet when one bounced off my alter ego's head in a volley and nearly killed Naked BoB. Luckily he was an excellent sport and a gentleman, despite the headache he will in no doubt carry for the rest of his days. I also accidentally attacked four small Asian women at last night's most excellent White Wolf party in a heated moment of industrial music, which resulted in the sudden death of a half-finished Guiness that I dutifuly replaced.
 
When we're back from South by Southwest I'll be sure to invest in a proper chinstrap and rubber cement.

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Danzuke's Avatar
Danzuke at 03/09/2007 12:06
I fuckin love that jacket
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 03/09/2007 12:07
I sleep and shower with it on
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atheistium at 03/09/2007 12:15
thats hawt lol
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Toneman at 03/09/2007 12:15
So we can expect this jacket to be available in the Shoptoid right?
Yayoo's Avatar
Yayoo at 03/09/2007 12:16
Niero your a hero.
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MusashiX2 at 03/09/2007 12:19
get a chinstrap and you can rename yourself Ultimate Destructoid. just like Ultimate Captain America (who is still very alive).

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bhive01 at 03/09/2007 12:19
OMG that rhymes!
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robotplague at 03/09/2007 12:19
I have no clue what the fuck happened. I watched the video a few times as if it were the Zapruder film. So we actually see someone get it?
Yayoo's Avatar
Yayoo at 03/09/2007 12:27
Hey is that the guy from Lost?
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Ling Ling at 03/09/2007 12:27
Naked Bob and 4 asian women... just like Godzilla!

acutally I think the theme music from Godzilla would accompany your pic terrorizing GDC very well...
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-D- at 03/09/2007 12:43
you guys are gonna be at SXSW? Damnit, I went with my company last year, but I'm not this year. If you see any drunken lunatics from Pump Audio, make them take a pic with the helmet. Tell em D sent ya!
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Snaileb at 03/09/2007 14:23
Um..wtf was that video about? All I saw was the naked action figure...and something about Summa saying balls coming his way or something..
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bhive01 at 03/09/2007 14:30
I'm speculating, but I think that a ball came from behind Niero and knocked the helmet off and it hit someone in the head and made them bleed.

Just speculation though. I want some evidence (bloody rags, etc.)!
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Snaileb at 03/09/2007 14:37
I wouldn't have been able to guess that...

That balls are with Summa, then it switches to a figurine, then it switchs to Niero just walking around...

My first thought was just WTF.
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Mxyzptlk at 03/09/2007 14:38
Was that a naked Ali G action figure?
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Kif at 03/09/2007 16:13
I feel so ripped off by that video. I wanted to see Destructoid pwn some serious naked ass.
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Fana7ic at 03/09/2007 16:58
Summa´s afraid of ballz
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BritiniMartini at 03/09/2007 17:29
that vid was less than disappointing.
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World Famous at 03/09/2007 20:46
I don't like teh ballz.
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epoch at 03/10/2007 02:11
Hey I'm gonna be at SXSW where's the d-toid crew gonna be at?
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TheRob91 at 03/10/2007 02:44
This is possibly the worst story I have ever seen on Destructoid, Im so very, very lost.
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World Famous at 03/11/2007 15:20
I'm lost and I was there.
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NakedBoB at 03/19/2007 06:43
Hey! That video is the best that one semester of multimedia at the local junior college has to offer! Take it or leave it.

I think the video made more sense while I still had the concussion. I dunno. Thanks for postin' it, though!

[b]Love,
Naked BoB[/b]
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