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DSi Ll could have been: DSi Comfort, DSi Living, or worse photo

Nintendo is the king of silly names (calm down, fanboys). Wii? C'mon. Nintendo 64? I'm still pissed about that. The name for their bigger-screened DSi, the DSi LL, fits. It's not elegant, but it works, and it let's you know you're getting something large and in charge.

But what about the names they passed on? Crap. All of them. Here are some of the turds:

  • DSi XL (sounds fat)
  • DSi Comfort (really?
  • DSi Living (Ha! That's such a Japanese name)
  • DSi Premium (eh...)
  • DSi Executive (*shuts briefcase, adjusts glasses) 
  • DSi Deka (Japanese for "large")

The DSi XL was almost a go for the whole world. No one wants a game system that sounds like a shirt size.

The Iwata Asks article also explains that there was at one time a DS Lite LL, which is just a size-boosted DS Lite. No cameras or SD slot or anything.

Back to the LL name, how about DSi Big Screen. That sounds nice and redneck-y, doesn't it?

[via Andria Sang]

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Lakai's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 14:47
Lakai
Dsi Living. HAH
lolipantsu's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 14:52
lolipantsu
They should have just called it DSi: XBOX HUEG Edition.
Harris Hatsworth's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 14:58
Harris Hatsworth
DSi Fancy Living lalalalala~
Camiwaits's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 15:05
Camiwaits
What? No DS Phat?


It could use some chrome.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 15:09
Char Aznable
DSiCarly - Nick Chester would apparently be on board.
Pic0o's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 15:24
Pic0o
DSi Ite

It's be attempting to imply alright, while also being stupidly close to DS Lite with skills in confusing people further. Being lager than the DS Lite, with DSi camera action.

The more confusing a product, the better it sells. I think that's in marketing 101. :p
Pic0o's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 15:26
Pic0o
Unable to edit, but self high-five to the lager instead of larger in my last post.
DF's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 15:28
DF
Why not just the DSI? Big I, not the i of the original. It'd be funny that way! And oh-so-confusing for consumer and retailer.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 15:30
BluDesign
LL is the Japanese equivalent of XL in America.

So... In a manner of speaking it is "XL" worldwide.
loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 15:31
loki d20
What does the LL stand for?
Jared Ari's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 16:22
Jared Ari
I agree with loki d20 in that "LL" makes no fucking sense. It reasons out to "DSi Large Large". I might have BIAS because I think the DSi LL shouldn't exist in the first play (let alone the regular DSi, even--no GBA slot, what is that shit?), but this name is just the epitome of stupid.
Jared Ari's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 16:23
Jared Ari
*first place, damn I'm tired :)
sewerraccoon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 16:33
sewerraccoon
DSi: Girth

fund it
DustyBlue's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 16:50
DustyBlue
Is it just too hard to make things make sense like calling, gee, I don't know... The DSi BIG?
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 17:14
CrocBox
What the fffffff
reno's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 19:02
reno
Wait a minute... You list DSi XL as one of the turds they rejected... but that is the name in North America and Europe, right?
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2009 00:50
BluDesign
@arianol

Go look up the iPlayer and GBA support. I'll take the DSi XL if it's found to be working.

Also again to reiterate.

LL= Japanese equivalent of Extra Large. It's basically "double large" from how I've heard it described. Go visit some Japanese retailers online and look at their tshirt selection.

Yeah it's a goofy name at the end of the day but it rings much nicer than "DSi For People Who Are Nearsighted". Which is precisely why I'll br looking at getting one. It could possibly remove the taint of the GBA micro from my mind with it's giant screens and ability to NOT play GBA roms
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