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DS erotica promoted by naughty cosplayer: BAN THIS SICK FILTH! photo

You have to love cheeky Japan and its disturbing, sexually maladjusted ways. The above picture of a cosplayer handing out ads for an X-rated DS erotic novel, the title of which can be translated as Half Elf Feeler Insult DS.

Not a lot else to say, as this is really just a cheap, cynical excuse to post a photo of a Japanese girl in a frilly costume and talk about pornography for a few seconds. If you're interested in picking up Half Elf Feeler, however, you'll be thrilled to know that it comes pre-loaded on its very own R4. 

Something tells me Nintendo didn't approve any of this. Just a feeling I get. A half elf feeling.

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Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2008 17:41
Syn
I like feeling half-elfs
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2008 17:42
Aaron Mxy Yost


Does not approve.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2008 17:46
Brian Szabelski
Some of the Dtoid community should be pleased by this announcement.
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2008 17:48
Jamie McGinn
JOURNALISM!

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fapfapfapfap
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2008 17:48
Darren Nakamura
So. The DS is region-free, right? Just curious.
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2008 17:51
Alexradl
PUSSY!!! ...Oh sorry, wrong story.
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2008 18:23
Jetsetlemming
Half-elf Feeler Insult DS? God, that's an epic title. Can no$gba run it?
teach4food's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2008 18:43
teach4food
tentacles... I think it is tentacles.


Reading the page of the developer you have to meet them at a shopping district and buy it from them there on August 16th. Sounds more like a drug deal than a game purchase.

The porn industry might just be the powerhouse to keep the homebrew DS around.

I'll stick to Tetris
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2008 18:46
bluemeep
Well, I *have* been meaning to get an R4...
Spooky Electric's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2008 18:56
Spooky Electric
Cute Japanese girl is cute.
ikoul's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2008 19:02
ikoul
Does it really come on an R4? If it does, I'll seriously consider buying it. Although... import costs from Japan...
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2008 19:41
Colette Bennett
Alert Brad Rice!
SourGr8pes's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2008 20:37
SourGr8pes
I'll buy three on the name alone
Brandon Undead's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2008 20:54
Brandon Undead
WHEre to not downloading plz?
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2008 23:29
mistic
Man I wish there were commercial chicks like that in Belgium :-)
Cricketman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 00:46
Cricketman
The only thing I want is the girl handing out flyers...minus some clothes...preferably the dress ;\
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 01:36
hpv
Heh heh, that's not how I feel your half elf.
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 03:13
nintendoll
I love how every other face in the photo is blurred out. Don't be embarrassed over your need to feel up half elves, men! Be proud!
Tyrian3's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 04:40
Tyrian3
Alexradl: you made me ROFL!don't worry it's still related to this story :)

soooo...I really -don't-want it and I totally will -not- get it!

;)
CthulhuFtaghn's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 07:58
CthulhuFtaghn
It's tentacles. Something like Half-Elf Tentacle Assault.
Drakonikarma's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 12:14
Drakonikarma
DO WANT!
Dalamar23's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2008 13:23
Dalamar23
Tanis!
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