10:51 PM on 07.09.2008
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Niero
Sometimes a game can come along and make you feel something you've never felt before. In the case of Fruit Mystery, I present you with the unique opportunity to role play as a child at the zoo who rubs salsa on the genitals of polar bears and parakeets for 38 seconds only to be shoved to the ground by Zookeeper Steve for poisoning the animals, resulting in an African exile (requires a Powerpoint Plug-in) and the foreclosure of your father's camper due to legal fees. I can't even make this stuff up. Here's the kicker: the background music is none other than Walking on Sunshine. Where is your God now?!!
The psychedelic production is the product of the Brett Graham corporation, an eccentric web designer, the "masterball" of your dog's vomiting problems, and hater of dangerous lobsters (3/10). So what inspired the creation of this game? According to his home page, Fruit Mystery is supposedly a result of public service time set forth by local police and his parents. It is hard to discern if the entire thing is an elaborate joke on the unsuspecting internet public or the product of a beautiful mind. This experience "should cost your a thousand dollars", but he's gracious to give it away for free. Quacky would approve.
Whatever the reason, I couldn't help but enjoy thoroughly enjoy my nosebleed.
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BONUS! You can also read about his genital itching and hatred for Robin Williams on his
quasiblog.
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It's like playing a bad acid trip.
Good memories.
That was the weirdest... experience... I've ever had.
However, I can't trust a man that expresses so many beliefs yet no expressed belief regarding bacon. One could assume he believes highly of it, by crossing his belief in Pigs (NO/6out of 10) with his belief in Frying Food (YES/ 7 out of 10). Though one should always have a fully formed and specific opinion of bacon.
THAT'sSO RACIST!
Gimme.
"Sorry i made the Dolphins cry :("
I played,
I saw,
I felt too guilty after feeding onions to elephants and "bana" to gorilla to continue on.
Time for some cooking mama to ease the bad trip! LOL