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Hey stupid! Are you ready for the release of the most anticipated game in the last three months? It has 69.1 channels of nipple bleeding sound, three times the amount of the polygons, and 64 player multiplayer but only one at a time. Halo....err, I mean Dragon War 3: The Deafening.

The awesome folks at Superdeluxe break the monotony of game launches and beta keys with this epic look at what is really going on in the world. Thank you SuperD, and please keep up the great work. Finally they give me something I can have my way with, fill it with my sin, and then put it in a normal load of laundry, with my whites, and it comes out like new again.








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blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 17:51
blehman
3x the amount of polygons, and we put it on his weiner!!!

fucking awesome man.
Nowhitebelts's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 17:52
Nowhitebelts
Guess what, we put em all on his ding dong. Great job plus sized underwear!
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 18:02
AngelsDontBurn
Haha, nice.
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 18:03
Scrixx
Touche to the first post.

That was AWESOME.
drdentz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 18:03
drdentz
rofl, nice vid xD
Golden God's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 18:08
Golden God
I chuckled. Once. Then realized this was about as funny as Dane Cook -- which means it wasn't funny, and that it recycled jokes.
SwamiPat's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 18:17
SwamiPat
man i rule hard.
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 18:18
bottled dark
how else could you get the epilepsy achievement?
Jerkbutt47's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 18:20
Jerkbutt47
"he calls me buttfucker"
classic...
SwamiPat's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 18:23
SwamiPat
ps: your all welcome
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 18:27
Cheeburga
God, I love super deluxe. :D
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 18:54
Bob Muir
I need nipple-bleeding sound!
RskimB's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 18:58
RskimB
i lol'ed on the inside.
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 19:04
kawitchate
pretty good. pre-tty good.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 19:04
Eschatos
Butt-fucker returns!
Rosseh's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 19:21
Rosseh
The bit about leaving your sin inside was pretty funny.
TheStripe's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 19:46
TheStripe
Yes. Much fail.
Quisling's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 21:25
Quisling
I lol'd.

Thank you Ron Workman, for you are showing me the path to enlightenment.
Upgrayedd's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 21:51
Upgrayedd
"No, do you fuck butts?"

lol
BADInc's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 22:24
BADInc
lmao, i heard it has 64 player multiplayer, but only one person at a time!
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 23:19
AgentMOO
hey knucklebutter, awesome vid
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2007 01:59
Aaron Mxy Yost
I wasn't able to handle the realness.
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2007 12:41
Pedro Blandino
hahaha, that was awesome. :D
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