And no, not that one from Lord of the Rings that everybody does impressions of because they think they're so hilarious. No, squealing "Precious" is NOT good comedy, and you're a dick if you think you're being amusing in any way, shape or form.
Wait, what? Oh right, Dragon's Dogma. The latest screens show off yet another classic monster of myth that you'll need to take down -- the Golem. Being made of rock, it's pretty hard to take down, and it's packing a lazer beam because ... well, why not?
Dragon's Dogma is out on March 27, 2012.
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