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BioWare happened to Tweet a link to this Dragon Age: Origins Ultimate Collector's Edition unboxing on Youtube. At first we wondered what the Hell it was, since it looked incredibly ghetto. Then it dawned on us what happened, and we saw what they did there.

They actually had me going up to the unveiling of the dragon sausage. 

Although this is a rather silly parody of the Modern Warfare 2 special edition shenanigans (courtesy of The Guild), I kind of wish that the actual collector's edition of Dragon Age came with a night vision sausage. I'm incredibly hyped for this game anyway, but a stick of glistening meat would just tip me over the edge. 

Hit the jump for the video. Oh, and see if you can't check out the Dragon Age preview novel if you're interested in this game. It's surprisingly enjoyable stuff.








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Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 17:22
Chris Carter
Since the actual collector's edition is kind of disappointing, I would have loved it if a developer did something quirky like packing in a sausage.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 17:25
Holyetheline
I bet Cabella's will join in on the Special Edition shit and release a game that comes packed with free deer jerky someday.

As for this parody, it was funny. :)
Firestorm2117's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 17:35
Firestorm2117
"You can never have enough dragons. Rar."
pascuz46's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 17:35
pascuz46
LMAO oh yeah, sooooooooooooo good!
So does this mean that the PS3 version will also have the PC version? hmmm.

THIS IS THE NEW SHIT STAND UP AND ADMIT!
Good fuckin song.
slayer the player's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 17:47
slayer the player
free deer jerky might convince me to buy a hunting game, but a sausage wouldn't get me to buy two copies of dragon age
storyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 18:01
storyr
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE. WILL LV99RON PLEASE REPORT TO JIM STERLING'S BLOG AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE.

I REPEAT, WILL LV99RON PLEASE REPORT TO JIM STERLING'S BLOG AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE.
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 18:37
akathatoneguy
@Jim- it's funny that you mention the book...I just picked it up yesterday in anticipation of the game's upcoming release. I really liked the two Mass Effect books (even though I'd never previously read a sci-fi book...or for that matter a fantasy book) and I'm hoping I'll like this one, too. Now, if I like the book ,and the game turns out to be unplayable Two Worlds-esque garbage...THAT will be a disappointment.
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 19:32
Gyrael
...I'd buy it.
Anjelus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 19:46
Anjelus
@akathatoneguy

This is a BIOWARE game son. They made Baldur's Gate. You may end up not liking Dragon Age for other reasons but rest assured it's going to be playable.
gatorsax2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 20:15
gatorsax2010
Sausage on the front page?

That reminds me, I haven't been in the forums for a while... I need to get back there.
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 20:24
Volomon
Damn her vagina has teeth, stay away succubus!
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 20:29
ArrestedDeveloper
The Dragon Age book was good.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2009 22:30
Chronic Logic
If only that were true. Night Vision sausage go!
lv99ron's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2009 11:56
lv99ron
I see the sausage has finally crossed the barrier between the forums and the C-Blogs. Your precious blogs are mine, and soon YOUR WORLD!!!
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