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Dragon Age: Inquisition's Cole is an angsty teen listening to CKY


2:05 PM on 06.23.2014
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I've never actually listened to CKY. However, I knew two angsty teens that did. Both were white and had dirty blonde hair over their eyes just like Dragon Age: Inquisition's Cole.

"All Cole knows for certain is that the world is full of pain and he must find his place within it." He also knows that mom is on her sixth glass of wine, waiting patiently for dad to show some sign of life from the couch where he sits stone faced watching golf. Just a stir. A cough. Her dinner sits coldly near, plate ready to be shattered at the wall. 

No, you're not a "ghost in the shadows, walking unnoticed through crowds," Cole. Your parents just don't give a hoot about you. 

Get a haircut, you hippie. 

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7:16 AM on 08.13.2014
BioWare states that one complete playthrough of Dragon Age: Inquisition is 150 hours

Today at EA's gamescom press conference, BioWare's Aaryn Flynn talked a bit about how long Dragon Age: Inquisition would take to complete. The answer? If you did everything in one playthrough, it would take roughly 150 hours. Sounds like a lot, right? Well let me break that statement down based on my experiences with the game at a recent preview event.more



6:30 AM on 08.13.2014
Dragon Age: Inquisition plays like a solid mix of Origins and Dragon Age II

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1:00 PM on 08.07.2014
Dragon Age: Inquisition's tactical camera is better than it was in Origins

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4:30 PM on 07.29.2014
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5:30 PM on 07.22.2014
Dragon Age: Inquisition pushed to November

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3:45 PM on 07.11.2014
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2:30 PM on 07.11.2014
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3:15 PM on 07.09.2014
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7:00 AM on 07.07.2014
Leliana re-confirmed to have a part to play in Dragon Age: Inquisition

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12:45 PM on 07.01.2014
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