HIimRAWN, whose Zelda rap "I'm Questing" we shared a few months back, has just released his latest music video, this time based on Mega Man. Duh! Why would I ever pass up an opportunity to talk about the Blue Bomber? What kind of question is that?
So naturally, Mega himself spits a few bars, but then Dr. Wily butts in with his thick-accented rhymes and totally steals the show. Speaking of show-stealing, every time someone makes a Wily costume, the mustache gets ever more ludicrous. It's damn squid by now, and it's trying to escape from his face.
Roll chimes in too, but I think she's a little full of herself. She complains about guys staring at her chest. What chest? Who among you is staring at Roll's chest? Let yourselves be known in the comments below. I'm sure Chris Hansen would love to pay you a nice visit.
Tony Ponce (aka megaStryke) is a culturally confused, Canadian-born Puerto Rican who grew up in Japan and South Florida ... yet can only speak English. He specializes in writing features and maintaining an immaculate goatee. Likes: Any and all things related to Mega Man, Contra, Castlevania, 2D, PB&J sandwiches, applesauce, and candy corn.
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This video bothers me a little bit as Dodger (the woman who plays Roll) doesn't come off as super-classy. Don't judge her for this video... she's quite talented when not throwing her body around. ;)
For those wanting a video that's 10x better than this one, features Dodger and came out on the same day, watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O22RtQ2_gI&list=UU_ufxdQbKBrrMOiZ4LzrUyA&index=2&feature=plcp
Forget Roll's chest,what about anyone who considered giving Mega Man's 'pants a feel' as he attempted to bait the audience into doing in that video?
Is it pedophilia to feel up a robot designed to look like a little boy yet deliberately misleads people into thinking it is okay by naming him Mega/Rock Man? Maybe he could just call Chris Hansen to come round up Wiley who has on numerous occasions in the past displayed predatory behavior towards him?
Oh Tony, Tony Tony. You were doing so well! First the Skyrim video, then the Portal potato video, you couldn't make it to 3-in-a-row?! This video is ass. Which is, coincidentally, the part of Roll I was looking at. You know, because the 24-year-old whore was pushing it out and towards the camera.
I found you on twitter. Is that where you want me to submit better videos? ;D
Hmmmm. This doesn't do much for me. Its not bad but it lacks a cohesiveness or punch that draws me in. Still though, thanks for posting these Tony as I'm always interested in seeing stuff like this.
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4:00 AM on 02.11.2012 | 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6L9bUouDr8
wow...
Is it pedophilia to feel up a robot designed to look like a little boy yet deliberately misleads people into thinking it is okay by naming him Mega/Rock Man? Maybe he could just call Chris Hansen to come round up Wiley who has on numerous occasions in the past displayed predatory behavior towards him?
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I found you on twitter. Is that where you want me to submit better videos? ;D