You've seen the original 3DS Douchebags, you've seen the Douchier 3DS Douchebags, and now I proudly present ... the British 3DS Douchebags! Ah, they do my ol' home country proud.
Yep, it's another Nintendo 3DS commercial filled with gormless parodies of humanity, gawping ineptly for our viewing pleasure. Nintendo would have you believe that these arseholes aren't paid actors, although I'm not entirely convinced.
As usual, I've named each Douchebag (in order of appearance) for easy recognition -- Breadboy Gufflestuff, Gareth "Slobberknocker" Beerbelly, Felinus Felinus, Derpus Pigeonstreet, Giggles McF*ck, Smookles O'Hara, Huuuuur Duuuuuuuur, Pervy St. Fiddles, Fishy Scumlips, Pisslord Sneerling, Felinus' Boyfriend Sadsack, Mungus Mingus and Lil' Miss AHAHAWHATISTHIS?
Pick your favorite! Also, thanks to Matthew for sending this in.
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10:00 AM on 03.05.2011 | 
I say they're not paid actors 'cause I know Smookles O'Hara from High School, and she says that was her genuine reaction. Turns out us Brits are just naturally douchey. Who knew, eh?
- Matthew Seymour
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!!!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!!!!!
Good god, Nintendo, is it so hard to make decent adverts?
Anyways I got a little inspired by the picture comments of the first post.
The optimist in me hopes they just had a camera set up in there and picked the best reactions throughout the day for the ad, but... yeah.
it's not a coincidence you don't see any "ugly" people in that ad.
Define 'ugly'.
Though yeah, when I say "best reactions" I mean "best reactions by pretty people".
http://www.destructoid.com/e3-10-hollie-and-holmes-vs-the-3ds-176947.phtml
It's the same, just with more swearing.
To be fair, I've not seen anyone toy with a 3DS and NOT react like that. And why the hell wouldn't you? Doesn't make it any less funny to watch though.
That's what I'm saying. :O I actually wasn't being sarcastic for once. :P
But just take another look at Pisslord Sneerling and tell me that he wouldn't look like an asshole in any situation.