In what can only be described as hilarious news, Doritos -- yes, the people who make pointy snacks -- conducted a survey to reveal that women who play online games prefer clicking mice to getting a firm one right up themselves. In other words, they like games more than sex.
2,052 ladies were polled (haha, innuendo) and 49% of them were found to be gamers. Considering 50% of males game, the difference is negligible at best. The 49% was discovered to, on the whole, prefer gaming to taking a bath, shopping, or having sex.
84% prefer online gaming, 75% enjoy baths, 71% enjoy shopping and 70% enjoy sex. Oh, and 62% enjoy working out. This really just proves that women are as capable of being slovenly nerds as men. Equality truly has taken a step forward this day, thanks to Doritos!
Survey: Women love gaming more than sex [MCV]
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Contest:
9:20 AM on 07.15.2011 | 
All that mess. Having to do a hug or talk nice afterwards. No thanks.
My girl enjoys sex and videogames. In fact a Rockband session always gets her worked up!
Thanks Doritos!
...oh god.
Hm...
Anyway, it would depend on what game vs. who you're having sex with, obviously.
JOURNALISM!!!!!!
Doritos did not conduct the survey.
2 mistakes in consecutive days.
Because science people.
Fucking. Science.
Wow, you sure do have a way with words.
(OK, I also bring a chloroform rag with me.)