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Doritos says female online gamers prefer games to sex

9:20 AM on 07.15.2011  ·  Jim Sterling@JimSterling
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In what can only be described as hilarious news, Doritos -- yes, the people who make pointy snacks -- conducted a survey to reveal that women who play online games prefer clicking mice to getting a firm one right up themselves. In other words, they like games more than sex.

2,052 ladies were polled (haha, innuendo) and 49% of them were found to be gamers. Considering 50% of males game, the difference is negligible at best. The 49% was discovered to, on the whole, prefer gaming to taking a bath, shopping, or having sex. 

84% prefer online gaming, 75% enjoy baths, 71% enjoy shopping and 70% enjoy sex. Oh, and 62% enjoy working out. This really just proves that women are as capable of being slovenly nerds as men. Equality truly has taken a step forward this day, thanks to Doritos!

Survey: Women love gaming more than sex [MCV]

 
 

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