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Don't do it, dude

9:00 PM on 08.23.2010   |   Dale North

Don't do it, dude photo

That as*hole has been charging for like...forever.








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Dale North is Destructoid's Editor-In-Chief, a founding editor, and specialist in Japanese gaming. An accomplished musician, Dale was reporting from Japan during the earthquakes of 2011. Luckily, he got the fuck out alive and is home in America now with his wife and beloved corgi, Einstein. Dale is also a co-founder of Destructoid's sister anime site Japanator. Likes Corgis, Sega Saturn, PSP, iPhone, Photographic tools. Meet the rest of the team



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SuperDance's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:01
SuperDance
What.
Iron Dragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:02
Iron Dragon
Ahahahaha. I know mario's pain all too well.
taterchimp's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:02
taterchimp
I approve
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:03
Guagloves
So much holding down back.
Swanny's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:03
Swanny
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!! Oh man I laughed so damn hard.
syphonicsniper's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:04
syphonicsniper
THIS IS JOURNALISM!
Darklink's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:04
Darklink
Yes.
Zonic505's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:09
Zonic505
If only Mario had the Fire Flower....
Clown Baby's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:10
Clown Baby
LOL nice
Saturn118's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:10
Saturn118
I, as primarily a Zangeif feel your pain Mario. If only you knew the Siberian Blizzard attack.
amtalx's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:11
amtalx
Priceless.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:14
Jonathan Holmes
I stared at that pic, and forced myself to hear Guile's theme in my head. I become terrified.

Try it yourself.

First you'll be like "Don't do it Mario! Just wait for time to run out!" then you'll look and see that time stands still and you'll be all like "OH FUCK YOU'RE FUCKED! SO FUCKING FUCKED!"
Birdman the Friendly's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:19
Birdman the Friendly
DALE PLEASE DONT TURN DTOID INTO KOTAKU

PLEASE
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:20
Shin Oni
Mario must learn Parry to pass this trial.
thatjesushair's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:20
thatjesushair
Hahahah
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:21
Shin Oni
Also, what Birdman said.
tekbunny's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:22
tekbunny
Epic.
Guncannon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:23
Guncannon
You know this is going to be on GJAIF...
bigmikedogg's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:31
bigmikedogg
@Jonathan Holmes

I am currently, um...herbalizing and hearing both Guile's SF2 and SSF2 themes in my head while staring at the picture.

It magnifies the brutal.
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:33
Super Drybones
"""Sure You're Not Ken!!"""
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:34
covah
Somebody get this man a Peabody award.

thats what they give journalists? right? Whatever, fuck it.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:47
Los255
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUU
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:47
Teta
Hopefully he has a cramp for holding that gay ass move for too long.
barneythedinosaur's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:48
barneythedinosaur
I feel like this a set up to attract little bitches who will complain about how htis is not journalism and it's not informative and how they enjoy eating their own feces while having sex with a whale.

Just sayin...
garethxxgod's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:50
garethxxgod
that is awesome.
mackie junior's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:53
mackie junior
Oh wow. I haven't belly laughed, but I've been audibly chuckling at this for about 45 seconds now. In a way, that's even better.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:57
Los255
Wait. Guile will land on the lava. SUICIDE BOOM!
Sebastian Baba's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:57
Sebastian Baba
The first single image post I have witnessed on Dtoid. All that is held holy and sacred has been defecated upon...

The dawn of a new era.... As Xyliac put it: The Kotakuocalypse...
robotbebop's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:57
robotbebop
Haters gonna hate.
D-503's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:57
D-503
Slow day?
Ace829's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 21:59
Ace829
Bitches gonna bitch.
Solidus187's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 22:02
Solidus187
Come on D-toid... there's no need for this kind of stuff. Let's all move along now.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 22:02
Red TheHaze Veron
KOTAKUTOID!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 22:02
Hamza CTZ Aziz
lol at people complaining. Relax, we can't have fun every once in awhile. We're an entertainment site. kick back and enjoy the lolz
Agent9's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 22:07
Agent9
morio no!! its not worth it
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 22:07
Kraid
I don't get it. *jumps*
robotbebop's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 22:08
robotbebop
Oh, there Dtoid goes again, browbeating the dissidents. Way to go Hamza.
Harris Hatsworth's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 22:09
Harris Hatsworth
So when Jim does it it's just trolling and when Dale does it the site is destroyed? Come on people. Dale's bored (mentioned via Twitter) and Dtoid isn't the BBC.
Jnr Johnson's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 22:09
Jnr Johnson
I agree with Hazma It's A Funny pic no more no less :-}
savagesaladin's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 22:09
savagesaladin
This.... THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! Why are people relating this to that douche bag site Kotaku? You know what makes Kotaku the shit-hole that it is? The comments. Now read your own.

I thought the picture was hilarious. Try not to take it too seriously.
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 22:10
timtheterrible
Blasphemy! rabbl, rabble
Chainsawface's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 22:11
Chainsawface
I AM PERSONALLY OFFENDED BY THIS
I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR A LEGITIMATE NEWS SITE AND I SIMPLY WON'T STAND FOR THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 22:12
Tubatic
@robotbebop

Other sites would ban for such insolence.

Do you Dtoid. I laughed. Appropriate use of frontpage space.
idrawrobots's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 22:13
idrawrobots
I LOLed.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 22:20
the GAMEGOBLIN
You guys suck,I miss the days where something this useless was frontpage news every week (besides Sterling's articles BURRRRRRN)

Fight the good fight Hamza (fistpump)
Rabspat's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 22:21
Rabspat
This is hilarity at its finest! Thank you, Destructoid!
robotbebop's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 22:26
robotbebop
@Tubatic, I know :) I was making fun of EBA when Daneil Kaiser was ranting about Sterling "Browbeating" people with opposing opinions (Read: mostly trolls)
Jayster360's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2010 22:52
Jayster360
We know what's coming. I like, all the haters and all others should calm down. Ppl, look at this art. Priceless
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