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Dokidoki Majo Saiban site open! Touching is very good.... photo

Remember how there was some hullabaloo over a "supposed" DS game that would really exploit the "touching is good" slogan? Most people discounted it as photoshops, and the whole thing disappeared into obscurity. Now Destructoid's intrepid sister site Japanator has found out that the web site for this game has just opened. According to Japanator:

But first, to even get into the site you have to go through a warning page (”This site contains some material which might not be suitable for sound people.”) and answer a question: “Are you a good person?”. Answering “Yes” sends you to SNK’s site, but “No” sends you to the page you see above — so I guess this game is for bad people.

Once inside, you'll find some screens much like the ones above. The site also says that the game is currently under review by CERO, Japan's version of the ESRB. I'm still having some trouble coming to terms with the fact that a major publisher like SNK is actually putting out something that is (practically) an eroge (erotic game).

So, now that you've got your money ready for the stock trading game, looks like you'll have to some more money together for this game now too. Maybe when you pre-order both, Play-Asia will give you a gold-plated Ferarri.


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tazarthayoot's Avatar
tazarthayoot at 04/02/2007 21:40
Can't wait for that new Konami game where you play a korean or chinese-born kid who plays MMO's for 50+ hours, ignoring basic human needs just to grind your way up to the level cap. That way we'll have pretty much every facet of Asian society covered in gaming.
atheistium's Avatar
atheistium at 04/02/2007 21:43
I WANT THIS GAME!
DrRockso's Avatar
DrRockso at 04/02/2007 21:43
Do want.
Pepillou2's Avatar
Pepillou2 at 04/02/2007 21:44
Yes. YES!
William Haley's Avatar
William Haley at 04/02/2007 21:54
I will wreck these chicks...
Dezroy's Avatar
Dezroy at 04/02/2007 22:00
Google translator calls this game "Throbbing witch judgment"... I like
BFeld13's Avatar
BFeld13 at 04/02/2007 22:01
Molestation FTW
king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 04/02/2007 22:17
ZOMG you stole a post from Japanator! :P

I love how no one says "o no thats wrong", all of us dtoiders are liek "o yah I want this game"

...but in all truth I will download this and play it, cuz im sick in the head
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 04/02/2007 22:20
I'll import it. I'm not gonna lie.
Scape's Avatar
Scape at 04/02/2007 22:25
I'll pass...
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 04/02/2007 22:39
Only Japan...
El Fajitas's Avatar
El Fajitas at 04/02/2007 22:51
I'm pretty sure my parents, average societal consensus, and maybe the police would not agree with the fact that touching can indeed be good....
Crunshii's Avatar
Crunshii at 04/02/2007 23:30
Im sure my grandpa will have good use for this game :D
bleep's Avatar
bleep at 04/02/2007 23:50
this game is almost as cool as Tickle Me Elmo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYGhmJD9LKc
scottoid's Avatar
scottoid at 04/02/2007 23:51
..touching is indeed good, nintendo didnt lie
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 04/02/2007 23:52
Am I going to have to be the one to point out that, in the middle picture, the very young girl should not have such giant boobs? And people wonder why grown-up women in anime have boobs the size of beach balls.
CaffeinePowered's Avatar
CaffeinePowered at 04/03/2007 00:01
<3 Japan
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar
s0lesurviv0r at 04/03/2007 01:57
I'm still holding out for Bible Black DS or some decent tentacle simulator.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar
s0lesurviv0r at 04/03/2007 02:14
BTW, isn't SNK vs Capcom Cardfighters DS due stateside in a couple weeks?
mikeohara's Avatar
mikeohara at 04/03/2007 05:18
I may have finally found a reason to buy a DS.
Brandon Undead's Avatar
Brandon Undead at 04/03/2007 07:42
It's not surprising that SNK is publishing this... in JAPAN!
emuscles's Avatar
emuscles at 04/03/2007 09:08
Mr. Haley, wins.
branflakesinmilk's Avatar
branflakesinmilk at 04/03/2007 11:56
Finally, the ds fulfills its ultimate destiny. Hopefully touch based controls will allow this game to be played one-handed.
Iceciro's Avatar
Iceciro at 04/03/2007 16:22
Gimme! gimme now.

Come on, let me relive my teen days of playing untranslated hentai games on my pc.
NintendoFreek's Avatar
NintendoFreek at 04/04/2007 22:19
Touching is good...for n00bs who can't get pussy.
Lord_Satorious's Avatar
Lord_Satorious at 04/05/2007 12:12
I'm a sucker for cute anime girls. Give us (and by 'us', I mean U.S.) this game, I'll take being called a pervert if it means I can enjoy listening to doe-eyed anime girls make funny hentai noises as I poke them with my 'stylus'.
Mr Sexy AZN's Avatar
Mr Sexy AZN at 05/06/2007 21:34
OMG I WANT
A game for child molesters!!!
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