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Dokidoki Majo Saiban site open! Touching is very good.... photo

Remember how there was some hullabaloo over a "supposed" DS game that would really exploit the "touching is good" slogan? Most people discounted it as photoshops, and the whole thing disappeared into obscurity. Now Destructoid's intrepid sister site Japanator has found out that the web site for this game has just opened. According to Japanator:

But first, to even get into the site you have to go through a warning page (”This site contains some material which might not be suitable for sound people.”) and answer a question: “Are you a good person?”. Answering “Yes” sends you to SNK’s site, but “No” sends you to the page you see above — so I guess this game is for bad people.

Once inside, you'll find some screens much like the ones above. The site also says that the game is currently under review by CERO, Japan's version of the ESRB. I'm still having some trouble coming to terms with the fact that a major publisher like SNK is actually putting out something that is (practically) an eroge (erotic game).

So, now that you've got your money ready for the stock trading game, looks like you'll have to some more money together for this game now too. Maybe when you pre-order both, Play-Asia will give you a gold-plated Ferarri.


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27 comments | showing # 1 to 27

tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 21:40
tazarthayoot
Can't wait for that new Konami game where you play a korean or chinese-born kid who plays MMO's for 50+ hours, ignoring basic human needs just to grind your way up to the level cap. That way we'll have pretty much every facet of Asian society covered in gaming.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 21:43
atheistium
I WANT THIS GAME!
DrRockso's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 21:43
DrRockso
Do want.
Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 21:44
Pepillou2
Yes. YES!
William Haley's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 21:54
William Haley
I will wreck these chicks...
Dezroy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 22:00
Dezroy
Google translator calls this game "Throbbing witch judgment"... I like
BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 22:01
BFeld13
Molestation FTW
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 22:17
king3vbo
ZOMG you stole a post from Japanator! :P

I love how no one says "o no thats wrong", all of us dtoiders are liek "o yah I want this game"

...but in all truth I will download this and play it, cuz im sick in the head
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 22:20
Dexter345
I'll import it. I'm not gonna lie.
Scape's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 22:25
Scape
I'll pass...
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 22:39
Mxyzptlk
Only Japan...
El Fajitas's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 22:51
El Fajitas
I'm pretty sure my parents, average societal consensus, and maybe the police would not agree with the fact that touching can indeed be good....
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 23:30
Crunshii
Im sure my grandpa will have good use for this game :D
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 23:50
bleep
this game is almost as cool as Tickle Me Elmo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYGhmJD9LKc
scottoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 23:51
scottoid
..touching is indeed good, nintendo didnt lie
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 23:52
Necros
Am I going to have to be the one to point out that, in the middle picture, the very young girl should not have such giant boobs? And people wonder why grown-up women in anime have boobs the size of beach balls.
CaffeinePowered's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2007 00:01
CaffeinePowered
<3 Japan
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2007 01:57
s0lesurviv0r
I'm still holding out for Bible Black DS or some decent tentacle simulator.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2007 02:14
s0lesurviv0r
BTW, isn't SNK vs Capcom Cardfighters DS due stateside in a couple weeks?
mikeohara's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2007 05:18
mikeohara
I may have finally found a reason to buy a DS.
Brandon Undead's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2007 07:42
Brandon Undead
It's not surprising that SNK is publishing this... in JAPAN!
emuscles's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2007 09:08
emuscles
Mr. Haley, wins.
branflakesinmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2007 11:56
branflakesinmilk
Finally, the ds fulfills its ultimate destiny. Hopefully touch based controls will allow this game to be played one-handed.
Iceciro's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/03/2007 16:22
Iceciro
Gimme! gimme now.

Come on, let me relive my teen days of playing untranslated hentai games on my pc.
NintendoFreek's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 22:19
NintendoFreek
Touching is good...for n00bs who can't get pussy.
Lord_Satorious's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2007 12:12
Lord_Satorious
I'm a sucker for cute anime girls. Give us (and by 'us', I mean U.S.) this game, I'll take being called a pervert if it means I can enjoy listening to doe-eyed anime girls make funny hentai noises as I poke them with my 'stylus'.
Mr Sexy AZN's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2007 21:34
Mr Sexy AZN
OMG I WANT
A game for child molesters!!!
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