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Does wanting to shag Rouge make me a furry? New Sonic Chronicles artwork photo

What? She's an anthropomorphic bat, yes. This I understand. But she also looks like a total slag who'd go all the way for a handful of Pringles. That makes her worth a deposit in the tossbank as far as I am concerned.

Anyway, with that ghastly business out of the way, it's time to present these new Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood images. It's a shedload of character renders, a stupid amount of near-identical box shots (different languages oh my God!) and pretty paintings for you to enjoy. You don't really need to see the Sonic Chronicles logo in French, but I've posted it anyway because that's how we roll at Destructoid. We roll French. 

And you love it.

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Bioautographical's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 10:19
Bioautographical
She'll give you rabies of the dick.
monkeyspoon5's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 10:21
monkeyspoon5
http://xkcd.com/471/

Sure, why not.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 10:22
Necros
Alright! Sonic Chronicles in French is...Sonic Chronicles! I am so pumped!
greeneggsnsam's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 10:25
greeneggsnsam
That's the best excuse for talking about fapping ever.
Stahlbrand's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 10:25
Stahlbrand
Probably, but I don't suppose you'd be the first or the last.

Also, oooh pics!
superbeefy2050's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 10:27
superbeefy2050
OMG FURRIES!!!! FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 10:28
John B
But she also looks like a total slag who'd go all the way for a handful of Pringles. That makes her worth a deposit in the tossbank as far as I am concerned.

:D Nice. That gave me a good laugh!
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 10:37
A New Challenger
I'm afraid to ask, Jim, but have you seen her alternate multiplayer outfit in [i]Sonic Adventure 2/i]?

Yeah, I'd hit it, too.
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 10:37
A New Challenger
My kingdom for a preview button.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 10:39
wardrox
we should talk.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 10:49
Neonie
Boarder line, your still not quite there yet ;)
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 11:05
njsykora
I think Sonic and Pokemon are considered gateways Jim. Also damn Monkeyspoon for getting the XKCD link in before me.
Blind assassin's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 11:14
Blind assassin
I'm pretty sure Rouge is furry. Not that we don't all have occasional lapses.
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 11:21
NihonTiger90
Sterling is a furry confirmed for Brawl.
Bizznet's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 11:32
Bizznet
If you have fantasies of MARRYING anthropomorphic beast-women, then we need to have a little talk.
Brahms's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 11:43
Brahms
Everyone is Furry for, say, Felicia, but wanting Rouge means you're getting dangerously close to Furry territory.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 11:43
aborto thefetus
yes, yes it does.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 11:47
mix
So awesome.
killias2's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 12:03
killias2
You and your silly British-speak.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 12:27
randombullseye
Jim Sterling, furry games journalist.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 12:32
BahamutZero
yes.
Clockwork-Zombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 12:55
Clockwork-Zombie
Almost as sonic characters are a good gateway to furrydom but the real furryness usually starts when you move out and into, something like this.
Wookiee's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 13:35
Wookiee
Don't bats have six boobs?
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 14:09
Sharpless
As long as you're not also an Adult Baby, then I think we can forgive this one incident of furrism.
Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 14:46
Dr Milkdad
Everything about that first paragraph was incredible.
FritoZ's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 15:27
FritoZ
I just registered on this site just to say this:

Jim, you are a freakin genius.


I've been a d-toider from afar but this article's first paragraph was hilarious...
TurboHyperFighting's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/06/2008 15:51
TurboHyperFighting
HA! I just came for Superbeefy's comment.

I'll go now. :P
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 10:05
Holyetheline
You're right Jim... she looks like a cheap slut.
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 15:03
casualweaponry
@Clockwork-Zombie:

Thanks man, but now I may break my wrists fappin' to that (literally) foxy lady.
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2008 23:26
GohanGVO
In her ears. Yup. She wants it.
Mr Gilder's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 09:32
Mr Gilder
Does wanting to shag Rouge make you a furry?
No more than having the occasional beer makes you an alcoholic . . .
Or wanting to invite that chick from Lazytown over for some cake and milk makes you a pedophile . . .
. . . or does it?
The world is not always black and white my friend.
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