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Epic-Kx's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 09:24
Epic-Kx
Eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs.]
FELLAS?!
Handy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 09:32
Handy
I’d would love to egg on this joke eggcept I think it has eggceeded its limits.

EGGS.
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 10:04
Tarvu
I'm so eggcited.
Pringao's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 10:05
Pringao
This looks eggscellent.
redeemer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 10:09
redeemer
Egg puns: not even once.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 10:09
mix
Is this some kind of sick yolk?
Isay Isay's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 10:13
Isay Isay
I think we've egghausted all the puns over all these dizzy posts
FrankYorkMorgan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 10:14
FrankYorkMorgan
Egg...

Oh an egg comes out of a chicken
Oh a chicken comes out of an egg, man

There's no place like home...
Fraser Brown's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 10:15
Fraser Brown
I eggspect this to be awesome.
Tendonin's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 10:20
Tendonin
JOURNALISM AT ITS FINEST
Chongomaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 10:20
Chongomaster
The controls look less than eggcellent.
Furyfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 10:22
Furyfire
Scrambled or Sunny Side Up? :D
DrManik's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 10:23
DrManik
Haha but seriously this is terrible.
Nic128's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 10:23
Nic128
Oeuf Oeuf Oeuf Oeuf Oeuf Oeuf Oeuf Oeuf Oeuf.
llort het's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 10:29
llort het
Hopefully this is the last time we have to endure horrible egg puns. I'd also like it if we could stop with bear puns (unbearable) and cat puns (purrrrfect)
Pajolero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 10:31
Pajolero
Huevos.
Noir Trilby's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 10:44
Noir Trilby
Stop egging people on, Jim!
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 10:54
Tarvu
EGGCELSIOR!
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 10:55
fetusmilk
ahhhhh! its got the awesome music!!!

my excitement for this game is greatly Eggaggerated
tuoman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 10:59
tuoman
Oh man Ann-hogs coming? Alright, load her in the car.
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 10:59
Arttemis
This game is way too fast paced and eggciting for me.
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 11:01
Jamie McGinn
People aren't eggcited by this?

SCRAMBLE THE TROOPS. EGGSECUTE THE NON BELIEVERS.
superdeeduper51's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 11:04
superdeeduper51
Ei heard ya the first time.
KIDA26's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 11:07
KIDA26
Jim is a journalist.
Artimecion's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 11:20
Artimecion
been watching sky television's favourite xenophobic but educational crow, Jim?
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 11:28
RenegadePanda
You're all a bunch of yolkel's.
Blahblahblahblah's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 11:28
Blahblahblahblah
This is eggstraordinary!
LegendPenguin's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 13:02
LegendPenguin
Eggs.

Yeah, I suck at these. Please continue.
Noir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 13:14
Noir
This looks like a bad egg.
greeneggsnsam's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 13:31
greeneggsnsam
"As the crow flies!"
"As the egg, egg!"
"Shut up, Pliny."
lAboMbA's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 14:14
lAboMbA
this must be a eurotrash thing.
James Andrews's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 14:26
James Andrews
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Armoured Badger's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 15:03
Armoured Badger
@James
Is that a Fat boy slim reference?
MetaTotoro's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 15:27
MetaTotoro
This gameplay footage was in slow motion, right? Oh and ummm... I wish I were an egg, so I can get laid O_O
Godwhacker's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 15:52
Godwhacker
It's a Lee and Herring reference. If you're CURIOUS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMYrlUC4JLI
Godwhacker's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 15:53
Godwhacker
OK seriously no idea why that last comment got formatted like that
Riotmaker's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 17:17
Riotmaker
This is slower and looks worse than my Atari ST Dizzy game, how'd they f this up? Has to be a joke...
KongsNutz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 18:42
KongsNutz
Omg this looks like the biggest piece of shit. Fix it fix it fix it fix it..... fix it.

Just rerelease.the codemasters megadrive version.. proof today's development can't do 2d platformers.
Sniper BoB 13's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2011 23:36
Sniper BoB 13
You are such an anne hog, spendin' all your time getting egg glittered up for Easter.
KingOfRedLions's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2011 00:34
KingOfRedLions
Jim, there's too much eggstranious information in this article. All the text is scrambling my brain. You need an editor to eggsamine your articles. And your writing used to be so eggselent, too. I dunno, maybe you should tell more yolks. Egg.
AmusingUserName's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2011 04:35
AmusingUserName
These egg puns are so eggscruciating that it's frying my brain a bit.

THE JOKE IS EGGS.
Lucien Dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2011 12:03
Lucien Dark
I'm so happy that other people besides me used to watch Lee & Herring.
snukastyle's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2011 00:11
snukastyle
So, who is the target audience, besides Yahtzee Croshaw?
Ploe's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2011 09:40
Ploe
Obscure TMWRNJ reference is obscure. About ten people probably get this, Youtube Histor's Eye.
Donoho's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2011 21:07
Donoho
OMFG I HATED the original NES game. Despite this, it was the only game my mom would play. No matter how many times she died my mom just kept playing. I'm pretty sure she never finished it.
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