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Ditch your girlfriend this weekend and come play 360 with us in Ft Lauderdale photo

Are you in the South Florida area this weekend? Do you usually spend your Saturdays drooling on your sofa as your pets quietly supervise your gaming activities? This weekend can change everything! Bring your unwashed corpse and friends to Gamebreakers in Ft Lauderdale this weekend for an afternoon of curb-stopping and bragging rights as we crash SFX360's Gears Tournament. Cash prizes are up for grabs as well as random prizes, Colette's virginity (she freeze-dried it; comes in a commemorative autographed zip-lock bag), and some weirdo wearing a suit in a robot helmet. The more the merrier -- hope to see you there!







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Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2008 18:03
Darren Nakamura
This sounds like a job for DtoidFlorida! Wish I could be there. I'm on the other side of the country. But then, we've got Chad's birthday party this weekend woo woo!
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2008 18:08
Scrixx
Thanks for reminding me I'm single again ;_;
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2008 18:09
Holyetheline
I can't ditch my girlfriend. Plus I live in Montana.

She lives with me so naturally I keep her close. =)
Jon2309's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2008 18:10
Jon2309
All ages welcome? I thought gears was M rated?

also, Scrixx, I share your pain too. :'(
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2008 18:12
A New Challenger
I've already got plenty of virginity, thanks.

So lonely
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2008 18:15
Niero
@ Jon2309 - that's how we pile up the corpses. we let the little kids in then BOOOOOOOOM

I think you're legally allowed to play M-rated games with parental supervision, but you can't buy M-rated in stores on your own if you're underaged. Law says we gotta make sure your parents are ok with your future of violence and maladjustment.
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2008 18:21
kwaselow
I can has freeze-dried virginity?
Phist's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2008 18:27
Phist
Where the FUCK is SNAILEB????????
PALLIDIAN's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2008 18:44
PALLIDIAN
We hope to see all of the local South Florida DToid People show up
Pygmy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2008 18:48
Pygmy
FFFFFFFFFF If only i played GoW, i live just outside of FT Lauderdale.
BetaMaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2008 18:53
BetaMaster
How close is Ft. Lauderdale to Orlando? I don't want to look it up on Google Maps.
PALLIDIAN's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2008 18:53
PALLIDIAN
PYGMY YOU SHOULD COME OUT ANYWAY IT WILL BE A GREAT TIME WITH GREAT PEOPLE.
PALLIDIAN's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2008 18:54
PALLIDIAN
BetaMaster Orlando is 3 hours away from Ft Lauderdale
Tdiddy9182's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2008 18:55
Tdiddy9182
Yeah, I'm in Tampa. If only I played GoW multiplayer, I havent played since right after that game came out.
PALLIDIAN's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2008 18:57
PALLIDIAN
Tdiddy9182 you should come and have a great time with great people.
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2008 19:10
TheDreadHawk
Dude I would love to come, but it's kind of short notice...
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2008 19:40
Sharpless
Could I get a two-for-one discount, with both Colette's virginity and Jim Sterling's purity?

@Jon2309
There's no law against kids playing M-rated games. They just can't go into a store and buy them.
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2008 19:42
Orionsaint
Yes I live in South Florida! I will be there! Look for the fat guy
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2008 20:32
Wexx
Jacksonville is a little far, plus it's kinda short notice for me to make the trek, going to a concert friday night and have some friends from high school coming back into town.
VitaminH's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2008 20:42
VitaminH
I don't have a girlfriend to ditch... can I still go? What if I shove an old lady into a ditch instead? Would that be an acceptable substitution?
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2008 20:48
Kryptinite
This has Snaileb all over it. I'll call him and see if he wants to head up. I"ll also see if Mr. Wilson will go since that fucker lives there I believe.

Nademagnet are you coming with?

I WANT TO WEAR THE HELMET AGAIN!!!!!
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2008 20:50
Niero
Its all good, hopefully you'll join us at the Narp. We're doing something late November, still working on the final details.
Celdurant's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2008 21:55
Celdurant
I live in Ft. Lauderdale, granted, the SATs are this weekend, but I think I can make it out there this weekend. Too bad I suck at Gears of War
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 01:34
SnakeDude4Life
I will be there.

-Gabriel
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 03:20
The Incredible Edible Egg
@Phist: Snaileb has no innernets, we have to IM this via XBL to him or he will never know...
toastmatt's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 11:00
toastmatt
aw hell... if i had known about this a week ago i could go.. but i already have to work from 11-11 on saturday :( moar notice plz :(
Mr Wilson's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 11:07
Mr Wilson
FUCK YES. I can def get a few friends to come through, too. We need a fucking Snail Signal.

Also, Niero, you gotta keep us filled in on this S. Fl Narp. I have been dying for something to happen down here for awhile.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2008 11:44
Brian Szabelski
I don't have a girlfriend to ditch. But I wish I did so I could fly down to Florida and hang with all of you.
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