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Disturbing: Tretton and Allard kiss and make up photo

Gamesradar delivers utter hilarity and complete horror in equal measures today, as it provides us several artistic renderings of what the world would be like should the "big three" game companies ever put their differences aside. The above image is Sony's Jack Tretton resting upon the mighty, comforting bosom of Microsoft's J Allard -- and that's just the opening gambit. It could only get worse from there, and believe me, it does.

You have to go check out the other images. It might put you off your food, but I assure you it's worth going hungry for the night.








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Riegel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 12:11
Riegel88
Hahahaha wow...the Miyamoto/Ballmer one is just creepy...
Daynger777's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 12:11
Daynger777
HA HA HA HA HA!! I mean this disturbs me.... shame on you
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 12:12
DaedHead8
Rule 34...
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 12:13
Dale North
the top image is so amazing
flynsk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 12:17
flynsk
Ha!

The cigarette is just too much
moocow21's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 12:19
moocow21
lol.. they're all so weird but I think the last one takes the crown..
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 12:19
topgeargorilla
what what.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 12:21
Colette Bennett
O___________O
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 12:27
blehman
OMG.....rule 34 strikes again...
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 12:28
pendelton21
@Blehman
...took the words out of my mouth.
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 12:28
brosef
Hide the children.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 12:32
Chad Concelmo
The Miyamoto one is amazing. "Catch me, Shiggy!" :) :) :)
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 12:34
Qraze
jim sterling! the mgo beta is now available for download. 21 is the gameplay!! i'm downloading it as we speak! metal mother fncking gear online! the file size is 741mbytes, i'm at 46%! 47%! 48%! #1_in_the_hood_Snake!!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 12:37
Samit Sarkar
*shudders*
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 12:39
Qraze
69%!
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 12:41
Qraze
79%!
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 12:43
Qraze
87%!
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 12:45
Qraze
94%! getting close
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 12:46
Qraze
fncking done bitches! installing now!!
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 12:55
Maurice Tan
I almost expected Kim and Iwata to play some Duel Love while holding hands...
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 13:17
Samit Sarkar
Qraze, was that really necessary? Especially on a post that had NOTHING TO DO with the MGO beta.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 13:32
MechaMonkey
Qraze is our next contestant on the hit TV show, "Ban My Ass".
Endaso's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 14:08
Endaso
Rule 34? Not quite, as while scandalous behavior is implied, none is explicitly shown.

Now, if someone can legally get away with some outright explicit Rule 34 of some of these folks... well, then.
Origim's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 14:10
Origim
Almost as creepy as a harley baby and yet three times as awesome.
dew_lite's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 14:22
dew_lite
Can an erection go backward?
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 14:29
SLiFE
Ballmer "I'm flying Shiggy!"

Miyamoto "Never let go Steve"
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 14:44
Sharpless
I want to see a video montage of these images, with "I Believe I Can Fly" playing in the background.
Daynger777's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 14:53
Daynger777
Yes! Or "Hero" by Enrique Iglesias! Wait... I'm waaaaay too enthusiastic about that
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 15:39
Darren Nakamura
The artist's rendition of Reggie is not hamburgery enough.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 15:39
Syn
@dew_lite: 'round here we call that an INrection
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 15:49
king3vbo
Wow, thats special
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 16:37
Gameboi
Whoah Nelly!
drogaz1's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 17:38
drogaz1
The Miyamoto X Ballmer one was the worst *barf*.
TheHunter234's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 18:35
TheHunter234
The Miyamoto one is amazing, but I agree that Reggie doesn't have enough girth.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 19:09
TrailerParkJesus
looks like Reggie's face is caving in
Xymplx's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 04:05
Xymplx
I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 05:48
brad drac
HAWT!
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 10:33
Holyetheline
hahaha miyamoto...
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 04:55
Bob Muir
No thanks.
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