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9:20 PM on 12.03.2008, Jim Sterling 22 comments

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As if the MMORPG scene wasn't already overcrowded, here comes Disney to exemplify the problem of the genre. Ladies and gentlemen, Disney Fantasy Online is on the way!

It's basically World of Warcraft but with Disney shoehorned into it, from the sounds of things. Players complete quests, level up, gain items, all that business. Established characters like Mickey Mouse and his anthropomorphic chums will appear as NPCs. Combat will actually represented with turn-based battles and players will be able to build their own castles.

MMOs will be getting just a little more stupid in Spring 2009.


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MrSadistic's Avatar
MrSadistic at 12/03/2008 21:43
hehe rape
unangbangkay's Avatar
unangbangkay at 12/03/2008 21:54
And here I was thinking it might be a Kingdom Hearts MMO....
psycho terror2's Avatar
psycho terror2 at 12/03/2008 22:01
suggested titles GO--->

1. pedoquest
Zeno's Avatar
Zeno at 12/03/2008 22:05
Not really "entering the market" if they already have an MMO out, is it?
Loogibot's Avatar
Loogibot at 12/03/2008 22:39
Rule 34
chronoswing's Avatar
chronoswing at 12/03/2008 22:40
Hasn't Toon Town been around since way before WoW?
GuitarAtomik's Avatar
GuitarAtomik at 12/03/2008 23:07
Oh Shit! IT'S GOOFY TIME!!!!
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Xhumation at 12/03/2008 23:15
I'm already laughing at the possibilities of what's gonna happen on this one.

Disney MMO dating going incredibly wrong in 5..4..3.
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Neonie at 12/03/2008 23:23
They already had an MMO that was pure Disney called The Virtual Magic Kingdom. And ya like everyone else is saying, Disney MMO's are nothing new.
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AnimaLux at 12/04/2008 00:01
As with the previous Disney MMO installments: this one makes me very, very scared deep down in my soul. :<
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BattyAdroit at 12/04/2008 00:18
Toon Town has some pretty intense parental controls that prevents the cho-mos from getting at your kid's pooper.

If I still had one living with me, and she was interested in playing an online game, I might consider something like this.

I doubt this is supposed to be marketed at like, the Destructoid demographic.
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MotoRobo at 12/04/2008 01:00
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Monodi at 12/04/2008 01:44
Hahahaha I need to grab a first row seat to watch this.
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Triox at 12/04/2008 06:26
Screw watching it, think I'll be jumping in if there is a free trial or something similar...

Wonder what the end game raids will be? Raiding Scrouge McDucks vault? >:)
elsteveo's Avatar
elsteveo at 12/04/2008 07:44
Jesus the world if going to explode!
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atastysammich at 12/04/2008 07:47
Man, aren't they almost a decade late on this? Is Mickey Mouse even relevant anymore? Only the Internet-savvy can even find the actual cartoons these days or, well, anything that's not Kingdom Hearts.
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Gen Eric Gui at 12/04/2008 07:55
Disney is awesome.

Too bad I don't play MMO's.
Gamechamp's Avatar
Gamechamp at 12/04/2008 09:09
Toon Town is better than you. That's a fact. I looked it up on Wikipedia.
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The Amazing Shenazin at 12/05/2008 03:32
"Raiding Scrouge McDucks vault?"

I would totally play it if let you
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