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As if the MMORPG scene wasn't already overcrowded, here comes Disney to exemplify the problem of the genre. Ladies and gentlemen, Disney Fantasy Online is on the way!

It's basically World of Warcraft but with Disney shoehorned into it, from the sounds of things. Players complete quests, level up, gain items, all that business. Established characters like Mickey Mouse and his anthropomorphic chums will appear as NPCs. Combat will actually represented with turn-based battles and players will be able to build their own castles.

MMOs will be getting just a little more stupid in Spring 2009.








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ChillyBilly's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 21:22
ChillyBilly
Aren't they already in the market with Toon Town? And Pirates of the Caribbean Online? Granted both of those are very "Kid" oriented but MMO's nonetheless.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 21:23
garison
Ya... no.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 21:43
MrSadistic
hehe rape
Josh Tolentino's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 21:54
Josh Tolentino
And here I was thinking it might be a Kingdom Hearts MMO....
psycho terror2's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 22:01
psycho terror2
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Zeno's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 22:05
Zeno
Not really "entering the market" if they already have an MMO out, is it?
Loogibot's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 22:39
Loogibot
Rule 34
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 22:40
ChronosWing
Hasn't Toon Town been around since way before WoW?
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 23:07
GuitarAtomik
Oh Shit! IT'S GOOFY TIME!!!!
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 23:15
Xhumation
I'm already laughing at the possibilities of what's gonna happen on this one.

Disney MMO dating going incredibly wrong in 5..4..3.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 23:23
Neonie
They already had an MMO that was pure Disney called The Virtual Magic Kingdom. And ya like everyone else is saying, Disney MMO's are nothing new.
AnimaLux's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 00:01
AnimaLux
As with the previous Disney MMO installments: this one makes me very, very scared deep down in my soul. :<
BattyAdroit's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 00:18
BattyAdroit
Toon Town has some pretty intense parental controls that prevents the cho-mos from getting at your kid's pooper.

If I still had one living with me, and she was interested in playing an online game, I might consider something like this.

I doubt this is supposed to be marketed at like, the Destructoid demographic.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 01:44
Monodi
Hahahaha I need to grab a first row seat to watch this.
Triox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 06:26
Triox
Screw watching it, think I'll be jumping in if there is a free trial or something similar...

Wonder what the end game raids will be? Raiding Scrouge McDucks vault? >:)
elsteveo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 07:44
elsteveo
Jesus the world if going to explode!
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 07:47
atastysammich
Man, aren't they almost a decade late on this? Is Mickey Mouse even relevant anymore? Only the Internet-savvy can even find the actual cartoons these days or, well, anything that's not Kingdom Hearts.
Gen Eric Gui's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 07:55
Gen Eric Gui
Disney is awesome.

Too bad I don't play MMO's.
Gamechamp's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 09:09
Gamechamp
Toon Town is better than you. That's a fact. I looked it up on Wikipedia.
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2008 03:32
The Amazing Shenazin
"Raiding Scrouge McDucks vault?"

I would totally play it if let you
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