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I don't know who hacked our YouTube account and put this disgusting video in, but we'll have to go with it as we have no other copies of the collectors' edition SoulCalibur V in the office to unbox for you. The box looks great with its book finish, and I'm all for the included art book and bonus DVD, but the guy that created the video has a horrible mouth breathing problem. Nasty. 

Sorry about that.








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Dale North is Destructoid's Editor-In-Chief, a founding editor, and specialist in Japanese gaming. An accomplished musician, Dale was reporting from Japan during the earthquakes of 2011. Luckily, he got the fuck out alive and is home in America now with his wife and beloved corgi, Einstein. Dale is also a co-founder of Destructoid's sister anime site Japanator. Likes Corgis, Sega Saturn, PSP, iPhone, Photographic tools. Meet the rest of the team



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Zwiki's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 16:41
Zwiki
Boys and boys and swords and huuuuuugggggghhhhh.
Fugly Duckling's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 16:43
Fugly Duckling
So there's a fake book packaging around the fake book that encases a real book?

They are so fucking with us with these special editions.
Konnery's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 16:44
Konnery
Book-ception
PrinceHeir's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 16:46
PrinceHeir
Namco also did a Unboxing of it's own :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndNLNPxDK4s

and lol with the heavy breathing.
HKKstudios's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 16:47
HKKstudios
Say um again, I dare you motha fucker, I triple dog dare ya
Chronire's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 16:48
Chronire
...Darth Vader?
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 16:49
Jordan Devore
Can't wait to read the YT comments.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 16:50
Kraid
I maintained an erection throughout the whole thing.
Henriquegds's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 16:53
Henriquegds
This needs to be a thing now, please I want more reviews with Disgusting breathing dude!
Kilgore E's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 16:53
Kilgore E
Little scissors! HA!
Calibre53's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 16:55
Calibre53
I also want more of this
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 17:01
Dale North
the YouTube comments are fucking amazing
agentarsenic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 17:03
agentarsenic
next you guys should do the thing where someone plays through the first hour of a new game and just talks about stupid shit the entire time, totally overriding the game audio.
qlum's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 17:07
qlum
Don't look at his code.
qlum's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 17:09
qlum
Maybe this comment was not so smart than again I can assume he or someone else has filled in the code ages ago.
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 17:13
Dale North
@qlum i'm sure that what the mouth breather lacks in social graces he makes up for with smarts

I'm assuming you're not a mouth breather...
OriginalGman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 17:19
OriginalGman
All Japanese games need to be unboxed this way from now on.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 17:24
Jonathan Holmes
Seeing as how much I know Dale hates it when people snort or mouth breathe, it's amazing to me that he was able to tolerate watching this, let along post it.
tehTommy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 17:57
tehTommy
I feel like having some pizza rolls all of a sudden.
Jawmuncher's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 18:01
Jawmuncher
Mouth breathers with bad breathe.

Just thinking about that scares me.9
Ramminchuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 18:04
Ramminchuck
That was legitimately disturbing. But I might get the CE now.....
Faux Furry's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 18:13
Faux Furry
So Napoleon Dynamite is doing unboxing videos now? Sweet.
Gwendolyn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 18:21
Gwendolyn
I've never felt so violated in my life as watching this video, and I've seen some nasty shit out there!
AriesSiren's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 18:47
AriesSiren
this is hilarious!!! this is why i love destructoid. the breather is my boyfriend
Gwendolyn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 18:47
Gwendolyn
@Faux Furry: I thought it was Butt-Head.
DuckedUpOnQuack's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 19:16
DuckedUpOnQuack
Greatest Youtube comment: "why did you make this video so shitty, it pisses me off"

Yeah Dale, what's the big idea? Why go out of your way to purposely make this guy angry?
jimboxxx's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 19:27
jimboxxx
dudes got a serious problem SHOULD realy get those tonesils checked
Foggle's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 19:33
Foggle
LITTLE SCISSORS TIME
Bilar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 19:44
Bilar
This is good, but no one can beat Rocco Botte from Mega64's The Unboxing Ring.
acetated's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 19:49
acetated
I find this easy to fa....fudge sticks....mmmm....
SirPrizes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 19:59
SirPrizes
This is literally the best thing ever.
BrannibalCorpse's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 20:04
BrannibalCorpse
Agree with Bilar, The Unboxing Ring is better. This one is still really good though.
KingOfRedLions's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 20:38
KingOfRedLions
Attempting to pronounce the name at the beginning of the video was absolute gold.
Mrdraven's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 21:23
Mrdraven
Hilarious! I would definitely watch more of this, Dale.
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 21:30
Dale North
why....why are you telling me you want more? you should tell that mouthbreather guy!
Gwendolyn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 21:53
Gwendolyn
By sharing this through your account you have inevitably tied yourself to mouthbreather! Face your destiny Dale, IT CANNOT BE UNDONE.
MINIZTER's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 22:20
MINIZTER
More mouthbreather guy! SEXXXY!
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 22:41
Red TheHaze Veron
I'LL HOPE THAT SOMEDAY YOU'D SEE WHEN NO ONE LOVES YOU ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOORE.
True Grit's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2012 22:59
True Grit
Awesome video Dale! You sh...I mean, the "mouthbreather guy" should definitely make some more of dis shit.
phoebus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2012 00:00
phoebus
soundtrAAAAAGGGHHhghghGHh
DuckedUpOnQuack's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2012 00:01
DuckedUpOnQuack
Oh yeah, forgot to mention... I didn't cum on this one so if mouthbreather does another one make sure he exerts more mouth breath so I can pleasure my pinus to his exhalations.
nekobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2012 00:42
nekobun
"Like taking a girl's panties off." Which, oddly enough, is opening box in its own right. Kudos.
Hollie Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2012 04:16
Hollie Bennett
I did the EU unboxing videos of this for Namco Bandai in our office yesterday. I AM EXCITE.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2012 06:09
TheToiletDuck
Ugh, this game needs to come out already.
Cudgeon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2012 06:59
Cudgeon
Dale North, you sound good, even while mouthbreathing.
Mr Durden sir's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2012 09:12
Mr Durden sir
@ zwiki: You clearly either have never played Soul Calibur or you're just spreading lies to try to make yourself feel better. Keep going you tool
SUSPECT's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 19:13
SUSPECT
Sorry man this video was dumb.
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