As Jordan and I continue our trek through Gears of War: Judgment, we're learning all sorts of things about ourselves. First off, we have absolutely no patience for robots who can't defend themselves. Every robot should be armed with lasers capable of cutting down anything which would interrupt other, more delicate tasks. I've also learned that I love running with a Retro Lancer. I love it so much that you'll probably discover that it's the only strategy I retain from the entire experience.
As you may have noticed, we've cut down the length of Couch Campaign videos to somewhere closer to the half-hour mark. But because we still want to get these out in a somewhat timely fashion, we're going to release two episodes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday instead of just one. This way, if you can't wait for more, there's a little more. Or you can spread it out so there's a little bit of us in your life for almost every day of the week. Your call.
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