My love of sword-swinging Dynasty Warriors may indeed be very strong, but I can't help wondering if purchasing Cosplay Musou, a porno in which young Asian girls wear DW costumes and get stabbed with swords of a fleshier persuasion, might cross the line into creepy territory.
Cosplay Musou stars Aika Miyazaki, Ai Katsuki, Rika Nagasawa and Tomoka Nozawa, all of them ready for you to go medieval on their arses. Thinking about it, this makes perfect sense, as instead of hammering the A button, as in all DW games, we cut out the middle man and just go straight to the hammering. I can't believe that's the best innuendo I can come up with.
So, is buying this taking my Dynasty Warriors love a bit too far? Should I now take the ultimate challenge and become a Dynasty Wanker? I could click this NSFW link here to purchase the sordid shame, or I could just be satisfied that buying Sima Yi toys from Ebay is obsession enough. I fear if I buy this, I'm one step closer to commiting murders in the park at night.
I'll be right back, just getting my credit card.
[Thanks Mr. Satsu. Seriously.]
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9:25 AM on 01.21.2008
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Whatever blows your hair back.
She said nothing, however, of giving the money to someone else ...
Wardrox strikes me as someone who would be willing... if you can make him stop hating you with every fiber of his mohawk.
A few other descriptors come to mind, but creepy isn't one of 'em!
There are plenty of adult games, art, and hentai for Musou games.
EXTREMELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK, SEX WITH FEMALE LU XUN INVOVLED:
http://www.anonib.com/_genderbending/index.php?t=84