It's a slow, post-holiday news day, and we seriously have little better to do than objectify women on a "professional" Web site for cheap clicks. At least we're up front about it, and talking of "up front," let us all now gaze upon the big wobbly mammos of Alison Carroll, the big-jugged tart who holds the honor of being the newest Lara model.
Popular British comic The Sun has all the filthy details, so hop on over if you're short of wanking material and have forgotten that there's free pornography all over the Internet. There is also a video interview as well, if you're one of those rare males that actually care about what a woman has to say.
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2:30 PM on 01.02.2009
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I'd still hit it, though.
Yeah she's really not got much under that top unfortunately.
Fuck.
You're right at home with us, man
I hope everyone in The Sun burns.
Someone must've made that joke before.
Then again, like Samit, I'd also hit it.
maybe in the pierce brosnan days when the only great one was the girl from braveheart
From previous pictures they chose her to be the new Lara because shes a gymnast and can do all those weird poses that people want her to do, where previously those just chose really hot but totally useless women.
I still would though....
the chubby wasn't chubby at all after viewing that slideshow, it was just a chub.
Or maybe they need to have a Jana Defi and Ewa Sonnet game.
Hello! Itagaki! Wake the eff up and make it! DOAXBV3!
This chick has nothing of that nature...and she's not really fap material.
Meh-tastic.
I'd raid her tombs.
That's about all I have to say about this.
Go here...
http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html
Some virtual nudity should be along shortly. That train rolls through about every 35 seconds.
Not that I right-clicked anything.
But yeah... I think all the guys in this comment thread (perhaps not jim?) are "tits" men.