The above clip is utterly mind boggling. Upon viewing, a barrage of questions leapt out at me like Jennifer Grey's gigantic beak; questions like "Why now?", "Why ever?" and "What would Jerry Orbach think?"
Those first two questions I still can't answer, but as for the last one, we can only pray they don't get Destructoid in Heaven or Mr. Orbach might just fulfill all of my zombie apocalypse fantasies. Assuming there is a good and just God above, the last thing going through the minds of the devs at Codemasters who created this abomination will most certainly be the teeth of the undead Lennie Briscoe.
I've had the time of my life
No I never felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you
'Cause I've had the time of my life
And I've searched through every open door
'Til I found the truth
And I owe it all to you
Hey, awesome! Remember that part in the movie when Baby built a house from thin air? Or when Bigfoot had to balance on a 2-mile long log over a raging ocean? Or when an army of pink sweater-vested blonde clones tried to take over the hotel by phasing through the archway with their heads? Ahhh... Good times.
Where was the dancing? I missed it/got bored. All I saw was a bad ripoff of Hexic and blackjack and a log walking game.
PLEASE TELL ME NO ONE ACTUALLY MADE A LOG WALKING GAME!!!!!
And WTF is up with the SCUMM graphics? That look is great for SCUMM style games, but this is some isometric bullcrap. Was Codemasters unable to find someone who could sculpt Patrick Swayze's likeness into 3D?
Codemasters, you've not only lost a sale on this title from me (cause I was totally planning on buying it...) but I don't think I'll be giving ANY of your titles a second glance again after seeing what you're doing with something that could've been done better and still sucked horribly.
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11:42 PM on 10.15.2007
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It's that dreamy Patrick Swayze isn't it? I wish I had a vagina so that he can catch me in the air.
Augh.. I'm going to go to cry myself to sleep, then wake up and watch some Dirty Dancing :(
Arrive at Kellerman Resort - 5G
Help pay for Penny's abortion - 10G
Dance Dirty - 15G
(perfect score on the final dance of the season with Baby)
No I never felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you
'Cause I've had the time of my life
And I've searched through every open door
'Til I found the truth
And I owe it all to you
PLEASE TELL ME NO ONE ACTUALLY MADE A LOG WALKING GAME!!!!!
And WTF is up with the SCUMM graphics? That look is great for SCUMM style games, but this is some isometric bullcrap. Was Codemasters unable to find someone who could sculpt Patrick Swayze's likeness into 3D?
Codemasters, you've not only lost a sale on this title from me (cause I was totally planning on buying it...) but I don't think I'll be giving ANY of your titles a second glance again after seeing what you're doing with something that could've been done better and still sucked horribly.
/Presses X
Now, which button do I push to put Baby in a coffin?