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England seems to have a problem.

I'm not talking about dental hygiene (some of them have very lovely teeth!), nor am I referring to whatever it is they try to pass off as "food" and "cuisine" over there. This is something much more serious, and potentially deadly.

Children can't cross the street.

Despite the best efforts of Britain's finest, "tweenagers" are still running wildly into the road and throwing themselves into the paths of oncoming vehicles, and people are finally fed up. Now, I think this could have been easily solved if they would just drive on the correct side of the road, but a group of researchers had a much better idea -- they made an MMO.

In the middle of last month, the UK's Department for Transportation quietly released Code of Everand, a game that replaces busy streets with 'spirit channels', and help teach kids road safety by requiring them to "safely traverse [the] lanes by looking left and right". (Yeah, yeah, it's kind of old, but we're not really up on the "Street Crossing MMO" scene.) If you properly look both ways, you'll earn Concentration Points when you can then use to kill monsters.

Joking aside, it's an interesting idea. It sounds like the developers, Area/Code, put some serious thought into the game as it boasts a quest system, weapons and armor to upgrade, and what sounds like a rudimentary socialization system. It's not World of Warcraft, but it seems to have more depth than a lot of the educational games we see get thrown around the internet. Whether it's more effective than, say, telling your kids to look both ways before crossing the street so they don't die, remains to be seen.

Regardless of if the mechanics of the game teach kids to be safer, one thing's for sure -- if kids get addicted to an MMO, they won't be running around outside getting hit by cars.

[Via The Guardian]








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grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 01:11
grafkhun
That's... uh... yeah... what?
Harris Hatsworth's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 01:11
Harris Hatsworth
Really? Most countries would just make a law about jay-walking instead of making an MMO about it.

Personally, I think it's worth a few kids to be able to wander across the streets without paying attention as long as you travel in a group. London must already be nightmare to drive around in anyway, what's another pain in the ass for drivers?
seigfreid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 01:11
seigfreid
You must cross the street 146 more times until you advance to level 26.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 01:20
vexed alex
We need one here for FUCKING JAY WALKERS THAT DON'T UNDERSTAND I'M IN A 2,000 POUND BOX OF STEEL MOVING AT 40 MILES AN HOUR.

Use the fucking crosswalks, poor people that can't afford cars.
Agent's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 01:26
Agent
Next will be an MMO on teaching kids to stay away from creepy men with vans offering candy.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 01:31
Monodi
4chan is going to kill England
jettpack's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 01:31
jettpack
@agent

agreed, that sounds more important.
doctor insidious's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 01:36
doctor insidious
The kids who are stupid enough to walk into roads will all die off eventually. God bless America.
FrankHowley's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 01:50
FrankHowley
World of Walkcraft
worm jerky's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 02:02
worm jerky
what a pedestrian idea
ChickenNow's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 02:04
ChickenNow
@FrankHowley: Which, with a british accent, sound just like World of Warcraft
StingingVelvet's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 02:07
StingingVelvet
If this was the 80s we would have a JUST SAY NO MMO.
Alex N's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 02:17
Alex N
...because MORE mundane activities are NEEDED in MMO's.

What's next, Tooth Brushing MMO? Where you can either choose the Colgate Alliance, or the Plaque Horde! Fight to protect the peaceful Enamel, or swear to destroy them and their allies, Gums.
Alex Barbatsis's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 02:44
Alex Barbatsis
Does anyone else think that guy with the wrench looks kinda rad? I'd cross his street. All. Day. Long.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 03:02
mistic
This is the result of those ridiculous pedestrian-right-of-way-laws...

since cars HAVE to stop when a pedestrian wants to cross the street in most of Europe, most pedestrians just stopped looking out for cars...

I've always said it would come to this... Let them walk into the street and get killed, that's what Darwinnian law is for!
Nortonantivirus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 03:20
Nortonantivirus
So ya, now I got the Arcane Stop Sign Blacksmithing Plan that freeze all Car type monsters in their streets. I will combo that with the Yield Missile Attack for crits. Oh, and that will hit their week point for MASSIVE DAMAGE.
Floodland's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 03:24
Floodland
Intelligent England would like to apologise. Our government sucks balls.
Markusdragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 03:42
Markusdragon
Not only is driving on the left statistically safer, and British food far better than America's burgers, grits, and cheese in cans, but our Jonathan Ross is far cooler. He's got a Sega Nomad and everything.
Onlineatron's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 04:16
Onlineatron
Bu...bu...but your name is Jonathan Ross... it's paradoxical for you to make fun of the British.
Onlineatron's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 04:19
Onlineatron
@Markusdragon

Thanks for defending us =D

Sometimes I think Destructoid forget they have international readers.
CALkulon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 05:23
CALkulon
So our taxes are being spent on THIS?

Un-bloody-believable.
Kikindecker's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 06:33
Kikindecker
I'm not sure you yanks should be throwing around criticisms about other country's "food" and "cuisine". Next you're going to be saying that the British government's foreign policy is irresponsible or something. Hypocrisy, thy name is Destructoid.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 06:56
mistic
Being from mainland Europe, I do have the right to mock Britisch "Cuisine" :-) ( though it is a million times better then American Cuisine ( not even sure if you can actually call that Cuisine ), it is known all over mainland Europe to be the worst example we've got of Food :-)
Piellar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 07:02
Piellar
Street-crossing MMO? I'm not sure children will prefer its educationnal gospel to World of Warcraft... I mean sure the guy with the wrench looks kickass but I can't see the game being very fun for long.

Aside from that, I really don't know a lot about england except they have powerful whisky:



There's even a mention on the label that Queen Victoria & King Edward drink the stuff. How badass is that?! Why can't I have a prime minister that drinks whisky?!
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 07:25
ikiryou
"It's not World of Warcraft, but it seems to have more depth...".

From your lips to God's ears, Jonathan Ross.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 08:42
Joseph Leray
I think some of our across-the-pond friends might be a little defensive. I think Jonathan would be the first to admit that Americans eat a lot of gross shit, but that doesn't mean that meat pie isn't gross as balls.

In the American South, they do it with chicken, but it's gross over here, too.

Cherries and pecans and pumpkin and apples go in pie -- not meat.
Thane Vickers's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 08:48
Thane Vickers
@ikiryou
I see what you did there.
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 08:49
KingSigy
So it's Frogger?
Pyrex is Metal's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 08:49
Pyrex is Metal
@stingingvelvet

We did have Narc, Narc was superior to MMOs. Kids were taught to say no to drugs and to gib drug dealing clowns and guys who look like wesker with a rocket launcher. Take that Dr. Spike Rush!!!!
Mulk Calathar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 09:10
Mulk Calathar
America and Britain both have many examples of excellent food. So does Europe. Likewise you can find shitty food almost anywhere as well. Including street cafes in Paris that people tell you are supposed to be good.People who bitch about the food somewhere and imagine it as being monolithicly good or bad are just myopic, dull witted, ignorant twits who assume that things they read in magazine articles are true and that everything is homogenous to their one (if that many) actual experience with some bad food.
Kikindecker's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 09:10
Kikindecker
Yeah, point taken mistic - English food definitely isn't the best example of European cuisine - not by a long shot.
Kikindecker's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 09:13
Kikindecker
Yeah, I take your point to Mulk Calathar.
CALkulon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 09:14
CALkulon
@ Piellar:

You're walking a fine line there.

Scotland isn't England.
Space Moose's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 10:55
Space Moose
yeah imma scottish/english halfbreed gotta admit the english side is way shittier.
TickTock's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 12:40
TickTock
Rar bigotry, etc!

Bless the gov'ment; this is kind of like the kid in school who always used to follow around the cool group and try to fit in by buying the same clothes and being into the same stuff. Poor little guy.
Piellar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 13:42
Piellar
Huh oh. I mistook Scottish whisky for English whisky. I apologize for my ignorance. :(

*shamefuly runs to a corner*

I didn't even know Scotland was a monarchy. :S That's where claymores are from, right?
ninjalegend's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 14:03
ninjalegend
"I didn't even know Scotland was a monarchy. :S That's where claymores are from, right?"

Nope, they are American. Never tire of the front toward enemy text.

TickTock's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 14:56
TickTock
@Ninjalegend: He means the big swords! Those are Scottish. I was going to make an animu reference, but this isn't Japanator ._.
Chooly's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 15:36
Chooly
I think that's why I can identify with Brits. My horribly misplaced Gnashers.
CALkulon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 17:11
CALkulon
Scotland isn't a monarchy. The United Kingdom is.

Claymores were originally massive swords, and I can't comment on where they're from, and I only can't be arsed to look it up.

Excuse me while I smash my head off of my desk, just so you all don't have to.
ration's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2009 23:43
ration
you should see the trailer:

http://codeofeverand.co.uk/

its fucking badass for a game about crossing the street
SF Legend's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2009 14:28
SF Legend
Can't wait to get my level 20 epic lollipop!
SF Legend's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2009 14:30
SF Legend
Oh god that was bigger than I thought it was. Stupid browser resizing images. Sorry. :(
AkumaLovesYou's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 06:15
AkumaLovesYou
The best part about your "food" joke is that no British person has ever heard of a single American chef, yet most Americans have heard of Gordon Ramsay.
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