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Did Peach just orgasm?


3:00 AM on 06.27.2013



Oh my God... what is happening in those first 10 seconds!?

Nintendo suddenly realized that it forgot to advertise the Wii U and has scrambled to put together a set of TV commercials. But the one for New Super Luigi U is just... take a look.

After the jump, you'll catch a few spots for Pikmin 3 and one for a brand new Nintendo Land / Wii Remote bundle. I'm guessing Nintendo hopes to recapture some of that ol' Wii Play magic.

These are just for Japan, but I can guarantee that Nintendo is readying another round of TV promotions for Western territories as well. Gotta build up interest going into the first-party-stacked second half of 2013. Or else.








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2:00 PM on 01.01.2014
The Year of Luigi 2013: A Retrospective

In case you've been living under a rock for the past year, Nintendo has been running a fun promotion throughout 2013: the Year of Luigi. The goal is simple -- to celebrate the part of the Mario duo that is often describe...more



1:00 PM on 08.25.2013
Behold the glory of the physical version of Super Luigi U

As you have have heard, Nintendo debuted one of their first major DLC campaigns on the Wii U in June in the form of New Super Luigi U, but that version was digital-only, and it required a copy of New Super Mario Bros. U. Well...more



11:45 AM on 08.25.2013
Review: New Super Luigi U

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11:00 PM on 08.24.2013
Luigi, the parkour legend

When Nintendo actually puts forth an effort, it can achieve some amazing feats of marketing magic. You remember the live-action commercials for the Wii version of Punch-Out!!, right? Here's the next level: a documentary about the parkour legend Luigi in honor of New Super Luigi U. That goddamn Nabbit, though, I swear... Finding Luigi - Legend of Parkour [YouTube]more



10:00 AM on 08.08.2013
Luigi takes over the 'L' train in Chicago

For our readers in Chicago, Nintendo sends word that this coming Monday (Aug. 12) from 6 a.m. to 7 p.m., one of the trains on Brown Line will be wrapped with images of Luigi? Which train? The "L" train -- as in Luigi.  I...more



12:00 PM on 07.17.2013
Pikmin 3 and New Super Luigi U spur Wii U sales in Japan

The sun came up this morning, birds chirped, the tides continued their eternal ebb and flow, and a Nintendo product topped Japanese software charts. Some things never change. Pikmin 3 launched last week in Japan, reigning sup...more



1:00 PM on 06.19.2013
Nintendo announces New Super Luigi U launch promotion

If you download New Super Luigi U on the Wii U eShop this week, you'll be able to earn double coins (40) for completing the survey for it on Club Nintendo by August 1. Also, if you check a box at the end of the survey, you'll...more



2:45 PM on 06.18.2013
Nintendo UK explains what's new in New Super Luigi U

New Super Luigi U is upon us, and I know for a fact that a lot of people aren't sold yet. So what exactly is new? As a recap, Nintendo reminds us that Luigi can jump further and higher than Mario, but he slides further as a ...more



8:00 PM on 06.12.2013
New Super Luigi U drops an E3 gameplay trailer

New Super Luigi U makes me smile every time I see it, and this new E3 trailer is no exception. It details some more of the game's 80 courses, with some multiplayer action featuring Luigi, Nabbit, and the tandem of Bucke...more




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