If you're looking for an ideal Christmas present and have way more money than you should, Capcom's got you covered. The Red Queen sword from Devil May Cry 4 has been revealed, and for a mere $229.95, it can be yours. You can put it on your wall and people will think you're really weird!
This mighty beast is 42" long with a 31 3/4" stainless steel blade. The handle is real leather and the whole package is said to make your genitals feel ten inches bigger -- even if you're a woman! Definitely worth keeping by your bed to terrify intruders and/or your children.
There you go. Big sword to buy.
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10:20 AM on 12.08.2009
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I never played the game, but since I got a job now I might eventually consider getting a real weapon from one of my favourite video games.
This replica is obviously a lot smaller than it was in the game
Rofl
At least it's good for the zombie apocalypse.
(Or is this steel stainless, while being also blunt?)
"Working" sword on the wall is pretty cool decoration, but toy with less stopping power than a basebal bat is just wrong. Imagine - there's zombie apocylpse. Your home is being invaded by flesh hungry zombies. You reach out for the sword, cut the neck of the firs... oh well look as your "sword" punches zombie a little in the neck just before it eats your brains?