Note: iOS 9 + Facebook users w/ trouble scrolling: #super sorry# we hope to fix it asap. In the meantime Chrome Mobile is a reach around
hot  /  reviews  /  videos  /  cblogs  /  qposts

Destructoid vs. FrontierVille: The great chicken scandal

5:00 PM on 07.21.2010 // Jim Sterling
  @JimSterling

The fine editors of Destructoid are hard-hitting journalists dedicating to giving you, the hardcore gamer, all the facts fit to flaunt. This is why, for the past several days, we have been clobbering snakes, scaring bears, and feeding chickens in the name of science and JOURNALISM. That's right, folks ... Destructoid has been playing FrontierVille

On today's episode of Destructoid vs. FrontierVille, Nick Chester has a problem with me. Me and my chickens. Read on to find out what the bokking fuss is about!

From: Nick Chester
To: Jim Sterling, Dale North, Conrad Zimmerman
Subject: Why Does Jim Have So Many Fucking Chickens?

Is this necessary? Get a pen or something. Christ.

From: Jim Sterling
To: Nick Chester, Dale North, Conrad Zimmerman

Some of us are driven to achieve, Nick, and those chickens were part of an overall goal!

From: Conrad Zimmerman
To: Jim Sterling, Nick Chester, Dale North

Some of those are Geese. Need 9 of them for a quest line.

From: Jim Sterling
To: Conrad Zimmerman, Nick Chester, Dale North

Is this enough fucking chickens for you, Nick?

From: Nick Chester
To: Jim Sterling, Conrad Zimmerman, Dale North

I'm more than happy to help out, but I am not going to be coming by to feed that many chickens. That's just silly.

From: Jim Sterling
To: Nick Chester, Conrad Zimmerman, Dale North

I won't lie Nick. I've bought too many chickens and it's kind of your fault so I'm gonna need them fed.

From: Dale North
To: Jim Sterling, Dale North, Conrad Zimmerman

Fuck guys!!!! Slow down!! B

Some of you may be siding with me on this clearly thorny issue, and some of you may be siding on Nick. If you're compelled to agree with Nick that I do own too many chickens and that he shouldn't be responsible for them, I'd like you to consider this piece of damning evidence, discovered on my Facebook Profile earlier this week:

I ask you: What is Nick Chester, he who has a problem with chickens?

I tell you: He is Nick Chester, and he IS the problem with chickens!



Jim Sterling, Former Reviews Editor
 Follow Blog + disclosure JimSterling Tips
Destructoid reviews editor, responsible for running and maintaining the cutting edge videogame critique that people ignore because all they want to see are the scores at the end. Also a regular f... more   |   staff directory



 Setup email comments

Unsavory comments? Please report harassment, spam, and hate speech to our community fisters, and flag the user (we will ban users dishing bad karma). Can't see comments? Apps like Avast or browser extensions can cause it. You can fix it by adding *.disqus.com to your whitelists.

 Quickposts
Status updates from C-bloggers

Larxinostic avatarLarxinostic
Overnight, I dreamed Destructoid existed as an old-timey collectibles shop. Quickposts graced the shelves as paintings, available for purchase; the number of faps on a post directly equaled its price. Video games and VG accessories also were up for sale.
Scrustle avatarScrustle
Usually I'm not comfortable showing stuff off like this, but this is something I've been working on for college work, and it's the first thing I feel like is at least halfway worth showing.
StriderHoang avatarStriderHoang
I don't understand how my wife's students could hate her if she ordered this for the classroom's Scholastic service.
weslikestacos avatarweslikestacos
My band's debut album is #31 on the iTunes country charts! Sorry for this shameless plug, but I'm pretty pleased about this!
gajknight avatargajknight
I've been listening to a lot of opera recently. I blame Cowboy Bebop and it's incredible "Ave Maria".
El Dango avatarEl Dango
It's [img]http://i.imgur.com/GIwY4vT.png[/img]
Alphadeus avatarAlphadeus
Omicron (2011) - From the album "From Alpha to Omega" where I wrote a song for each letter of the Greek Alphabet. The "Base" song is actually A Well-Known Stranger, but a "dance" version of it. Probably my favorite song from this album.
Solar Pony Django avatarSolar Pony Django
Seems we have a few bots in our midst again. Although we typically do.
Gamer girl avatarGamer girl
Hello Peeps, new gamer here, so glad to be one of you starting today! This is how i will spend my evening after office! how about you? :)
Scrustle avatarScrustle
Our friend Jim Sterling talks about the demise of GameTrailers and the problems with the current games media model in general: [url=http://www.thejimquisition.com/2016/02/gametrailers-was-a-victim-of-itself/]GameTrailers Was A Victim Of Itself[/url]
Atleastimhousebroken avatarAtleastimhousebroken
Went into Gamestop on my workbreak to kill a bit of time today. SMT:Devil Survivor 2 RB for €30 and Pillars of Eternity for €5 more.. As if my RPG coma couldn't get any deeper. With Numenera and the 3ds release schedule, what a great time to be an RPG
robtassassin123 avatarrobtassassin123
Isn't This Gif Funny!!!!
Sir Shenanigans avatarSir Shenanigans
Watching the third and fourth Crow movies this morning, because I'm a supporter of #hottopic.
Barry Kelly avatarBarry Kelly
As usual it's up to Simon Miller to ask the hard questions. He's a guy that knows the score https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNM4f8n5X5w
TheBlondeBass avatarTheBlondeBass
I'm still trying to understand the logic behind calling Shiren Mystery Dungeon a spinoff and linking to Pokémon Mystery Dungeon as an example of mainline.
Dr Mel avatarDr Mel
I didn't make this, nor do I know the person who did, but this Shovel Knight remix is too good not to share around. It's of my favorite track on the OST. Those surprise vocals at the end, tho!
Shinta avatarShinta
http://www.twitch.tv/hamachin/v/42638738 Valkyria Chronicles: Azure Revolution demo stream. Check it out now if you want to see how it looks.
Lawman avatarLawman
Totally game-related, I promise.
Nekrosys avatarNekrosys
Initial impressions on the new Digimon PS Vita game: Has Guilmon. I'll give it a Guilmon/10. Guilmon of the Year 2016. That means it's good.
Larxinostic avatarLarxinostic
Coming soon: the cat-waifu game of our steamy dreams. [img]http://i.imgur.com/UPjQCI4.png[/img]
more quickposts


Contest!


Seriously

Invert site colors

  Dark Theme
  Light Theme


Destructoid means family.
Living the dream, since 2006

Pssst. konami code + enter

modernmethod logo



Back to Top


We follow moms on   Facebook  and   Twitter
  Light Theme      Dark Theme
Pssst. Konami Code + Enter!
You may remix stuff our site under creative commons w/@
- Destructoid means family. Living the dream, since 2006 -