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Considering the amount of chickens I have, it's hardly surprising that most of my shit has come out of a clucking anus. I've got one lump of crap from my sheep as well. I've been trying to make my pig blast out a chocolate slurry of backdoor clay, but unfortunately I can't get its gasping squinter to squirt any muddy treacle no matter how hard I try.
That could very well be the greatest single paragraph I have ever read in the entirety of my life. SO FUCKING FUNNY!
That could very well be the greatest single paragraph I have ever read in the entirety of my life. SO FUCKING FUNNY!
I love these write ups. Don't stop... Though if this progresses too far, be aware that I will have to stop respecting any of you as journalists.
Unfortunately my chickens were so old their crap soon turned to dust. This cloud of ancient chicken skat soon clogged the lungs on the younger, more moistened shit holding, chickens causing their immediate death. The pile of shit clogged chicken youths soon formed a pile that created a massive PooBlob who would soon destroy the Destiny of Time. Unfortunately I got no shit from him either.
Wow, the fact that you can send each other shit actually makes Frontierville somehow more appealing than Farmville.
So it looks like whatever Jim shits out counts as news now? *Badoom-tch*
But seriously, this cracked me up. Nice one guys.
But seriously, this cracked me up. Nice one guys.
Gotta admit that classifying shit into classes shows a lot of thought went into this game, how sane were those thoughts? that's an entirely different story.
Should I be more worried that you guys are actually playing this filth, or that Nick is afraid the chickens are sick?
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