Well, I don't know if you'd call the following video (after the jump) an endorsement as much as an impromptu video shot in a Target right before closing while on a late night snack run. Of idiots. Posing with colorful high-fructose corn syrup. Wow. I know. No, not that WoW.
Watch on as Rey and Colette put on their best face for Dew with a blast of citrus cherry flavor. Or that other one of contrasting color that we didn't bother to look at. We expect PepsiCo to send over the check any day now. Oh, and Pepsi rep? Diet soda, please. We don't drink this crap.
Have any of you tried this? Is it diabetes in a bottle? Or is it pretty good?
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11:30 PM on 06.24.2009
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The blue stuff is actually pretty good. I haven't had the chance to mess around with the red one yet. But it looks like blood, so it has to be good, right?
Haha, I didn't know there was a difference. I guess I just like things sweet.
or a barrel?
I wanna barrel
So ridiculous.
Holy shit, what the hell are you doing here? Haha
I love this site more everyday :3
I thought Dtoid and journalism were mutually exclusive?
Neither comes close to Code Red for me, tho =).
None of this high-fructose corn syrup crap.
God damn you Destructoid Staff and your powers of persuasion
Granted, I've only had one of each. Tried them for the novelty.
I also (accidentally) still have a can of the Halo 3 one in the back of my fridge that I never drank and completely forgot about. I wonder how good it still is after nearly two years D:
if you want an energy boost , just do cocaine. k-k-k-yeah!
-D
ALL RIGHT, SUNNY D! IT'S GOOD STUFF!
Clearly, they need to come out with some form of orange drink.
@brainderailment
Dude I totally remember those TMNT cakes. The commercial made them look awesome but when I tried them I couldn't even finish one, they were that gross.
@Char
lol
Lets try again:
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Also Arch649 has the best icon....