Nintendo today sent Wii U review units out to journalists, bloggers, 19th century grave robbers, and Destructoid (that is us!). As soon as the package was signed for, a camera was grabbed and a fat idiot's hands were recorded fumbling with boxes and bits of plastic.
We do not have the first Wii U unboxing video online. We do not have the flashiest. We do, however, have the most clueless and pathetic one. The competition may be tough in that arena, but we are confident we beat it.
Check out our official unboxing video for the Wii U. There's swearing in it!