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Destructoid turns two next month - win a trip party with us in Cancun, Mexico! photo

First, a matter of cereal business. By now you've probably noticed that Destructoid (and a few other sites) is sponsored by Turning Point this week. So, how are we going to blow our sponsor's money? In the past we've given away computers, consoles, and even fried chicken but this time we're gonna PARTY!

Destructoid Turns Two 

I'm proud to announce that my strange, robotic afterbirth celebrates its anniversary next month! To celebrate two years of independent video game blogging I'm flying the whole crew to Cancun, Mexico for a weekend of topless game debate, skin cancer, and permanent liver damage -- we're looking to top our first year Miami bash. If you're 18 and over (and have a passport and your grandpappy's permission), love Dtoid, and are anywhere in the Western hemisphere we'd love for you to join us.  One person and their guest (that's TWO) will win a high-STD-risk all-expenses paid trip at an all-inclusive hotel resort to crash our party and drink our milkshakes for the weekend of April 4-6, 2008. 

CALL FOR ENTRIES - DESTRUCTOID'S BIGGEST FAN

 

The rules:

We'd like to party with Destructoid's biggest fanboy.  That's all there is to it.  Prove it.  Create a blog and write why you deserve to be flown down and run around the white sands on Cancun in our robot helmet, screaming at the top of your lungs, terrifying the topless Europeans. Maybe you'd like to create some artwork. Maybe you'd like to express it in a video. The entry is up to you.  Please title your blog posts DESTRUCTOID CANCUN: (blog post name) so we can track them down.  The contest ends March 25th, so get your entries in!  You can enter once a day. Don't spam the cblogs or I will bring Montezuma's revenge to your virgin bowels.

 

Legality:

Remember, there are Donkey Shows in Mexico. There's a chance that you might not survive this trip. We'll make you sign a waiver that we're not responsible for the retreival of your corpse, that's about it. No purchase necessary, must be a US Citizen or have some sort of method to enter and exit the country, must be in the US or Canada to enter, must not have a violent history, must be willing to fetch the boss a drink under pressure, so on and so forth.  It should be a good time. On a site note, I'm also turning the big 3-0 in March. I spent most of my youth not getting laid and playing video games -- and regret nothing. 

 

Everyone is invited, obviously:

Want to come? Even if you don't win the contest and want to come and hang out with us in Cancun for the weekend you're more than welcome to, the beach is big and the more the merrier! We'll announce our hotel sponsor later in the month with all the details. If you're good at starting bonfires, can play a musical instrument, or are a midget we'd love to have you.

 






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Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:16
Crunshii
me win!
demonelite's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:17
demonelite
I want to go to Cancun with dtoid!
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:17
power-glove
Let do this!
tehdopefish's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:18
tehdopefish
hmmmmmm...what is the drinking age down there?
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:20
Oni
I think the drinking age is 'I have two dollars'
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:20
king3vbo
DO WANT
Scape's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:21
Scape
A stipulation of the contest should be that Thornn can't get naked in any way.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:21
Neonie
"No purchase necessary"

DTOID TRADEING CARD GAME CONFIRMED?

In all seriousness:

I'm glad you cleard everything up about the ad's, "Cashwhore Returns" Blogs are annoying.

I am going to make my entry when I get my shirt from Ron.
Paustinj's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:21
Paustinj
This is badass
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:22
vexed alex
The drinking age is 18. Which is me!

Stupid school is stupid. I'm so fucking down if I wasn't fucked with school.
Corncobtacular's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:23
Corncobtacular
i agree with scape
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:23
EternalDeathSlayer
I would enter but I doubt it would be comfortable with me around the dtoid crew. I get the feeling a few of them dislike me.

Not that I'd care though. A free vacation would be fucking amazing, and I'm sure the wife would love something of the sort. Shame I'm not creative enough to do something special to prove me love of Dtoid.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:23
wardrox
Yet more racism! Will it ever end!?
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:24
Snaileb
<-- Unofficial Destructoid Fanboy

I can has official?
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:24
Topher Cantler
Live video episode of RefroforceGO. You wanna be there. 'Sall I'm sayin.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:24
BluDesign
Can you add something in the rules of this contest that prohibits nudity as an instant win? Some of us who love the site more than others are not willing to be nude forever on the internet for a fleeting chance at a contest entry.

Plus none of you really want to stare at my fat pimply asshole.

I promise.

What's the minimum age for contest entry as well?
riomccarthy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:25
riomccarthy
Man I wish I had a passport. That's the only thing that would keep me from entering. =/
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:26
Sharpless
You had me at "hello," Niero. You had me at "hello."
SteamyV's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:27
SteamyV
Dammnit, I knew I should have gotten my passport squared away earlier. I is disqualified.

Also,
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:27
Shin Oni
er I don't even know if I can qualify myself as a complete fanboy of this site yet. i'm still in the noob process in my head.

I wouldn't mind meeting you all though. just for some new pics, silly times, and whatever the hell else could happen.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:27
blehman
I....I think I just came, a little bit...
wilbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:27
wilbo
you have something against anyone not american!

come on wardrox well have our own contest with cod 4 and hookers!

in fact....forget the contest!
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:27
Niero
DVDdesign: 18 (with parental permission) and over
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:29
Justin Villasenor
This trip is gonna be soooooo awesome! I can't wait for April to get here.

@Alex
C'mon man, show some dedication, I'm gonna be skipping two days of school myself to make this. >:]
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:29
BlindsideDork
Happy fun times are to be had!
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:30
Aerox
PARTY PARTY PARTY YEAH YEAH YEAH!
SourGr8pes's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:30
SourGr8pes
I'd enter, but I'm sure everybody would be all "Who the hell is this guy?". But yeah, I'd drink mexican beer till I'm puking and pissing at the beach till I turn the white sands yellow.

Oh, and I want to go to some Aztec ruins to reenact the classic (classic?) NES game, Tombs and Treasure.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:30
Colette Bennett
@Steamy V - those picks in the post photo are shockingly accurate O__O
DinnertimeNinja's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:32
DinnertimeNinja
I'm pretty sure you mean "western" hemisphere up there.

Unless you only want people from Eurasia to enter. I mean, I suppose it could be a good way to console Europe for the numerous delay-induced butt-poundings recieved by Nintendo each year.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:32
Knivy
"must be in the US or Canada to enter"

Wait, I can't enter the contest if I'm in Mexico already? ;-;
SteamyV's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:34
SteamyV
@Colette - I know, it seems like every time I see Ron he's got his arms full of octogenarians and hairy fucking dudes.
Silverhertz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:36
Silverhertz
Another contest for U.S et Canada - Damn you cashwhore britist swines!
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:39
Pedro Blandino
I'm Mexican. you should drag me along for translations. kinda hard where to find a Mexican massage parlor is you can't read Spanish.
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:43
brosef
"We do not offer editorial services for sale, end of story"
So none of this? -
[Ron]Sound, it has it. 11/10.[/Ron]

No passport = I fail. I don't even know how to go about getting one.
3r0t1c n3rd's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:45
3r0t1c n3rd
Oh dang, no europeans :(
riomccarthy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:47
riomccarthy
Yeah I looked into it and unfortunately I won't be able to do the contest. If I understood it right, in order to get a passport before the trip I'd have to pay about $160, which I don't have. =/

Hope you all have a fun trip! ^-^
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:49
topgeargorilla
those are some hairy dudes.
Damn.
Besides, It's like $200 for the flight. I could do it anyway.
Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:49
Mabec
Are you an Mexican or an American't - bring me teh booze
mobilesinper's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:50
mobilesinper
I am ready oh and if anyone wants to meet me look for the big black guy in the hp booth at SxSw nxt week!
thisjustanother's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:50
thisjustanother
ill enter, even though i probably wont win. but hey, a man has gotta try.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:52
galagabug
poor, poor mexico.
drMario1337's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:55
drMario1337
I wish I could go to Mexico...
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 16:00
Kryptinite
holy shit..and here I thought you were going to do it big in miami again..i was going to be all over that.
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 16:02
nademagnet
Hot shit on a summer day! I want to go to this party. What's an average round trip ticket to Cancun cost?
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 16:04
Justice
This is ghey!
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 16:07
braulio09
hai gaiz i tink u shud lyk go to torreon cuz it is bettar and dat where i live in teh mexicoes

kthxbai
dorock's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 16:08
dorock
oh boy, a chance to scare all of you with my speedo!
nibbles's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 16:09
nibbles
Dear SteamyV,

Simon's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 16:09
Simon
Dammit while being a pain I can't enter living the the UK, I can't really blame you from only allowing people from US/Canada to enter, flying a euro across could cost a bomb
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 16:19
ceark
this sound epic above every other contest you guys have ever done. hope you guys have an awesome time (after seeing first hand how hard you guys work to keep dtoid the dtoid we know an love, you definately deserve it!).
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