Destructoid is turning three years old this Monday! It's also Niero's birthday on Monday! OMG CELEBRATION! We're holding a party at the new Dtoid offices here in Miami and the cops have already been called on us three times. Seriously.
For those of you who can't make it out, check out the live stream that R3Y set up above! We have a projector showing random stupid pictures, a giant inflatable boxing ring that's next to a roof where Blindside Dork just beat the sh*t out of Nick Chester and an endless flow of robot fuel.
Some of the Dtoid city groups are also holding some parties right now and you can check out their live streams after the break.
Hamza Aziz, Destructoid's Community Director, has been here since day one. He was born when a tiger coughed up a hairball into a pool of ooze. He was one of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before budget cuts. Hamza works as a previews editor and manages a team in San Francisco. To date he has given away tens of thousands of dollars in prizes to readers. What a dick. Actually, Hamza is as kind as he is hairy.
Likes
Super Mario RPG, Halo, iPhone, Videogame cover bands, Super Nintendo
Meet the rest of the team
I see some guys playing an arcade game with a Master Chief picture on the side of the machine at the Dtoid office. Ah yes the Los Angelos camera is oh so exciting looking at a wall with a note on it. I see some goofballs trying to sing, and I also see some delicious cupcakes at the Vancouver one.
This is AWESOME!!! Everyone looks bored... may I suggest... for next year you get all the staff of Dtoid in one room... and have a pillow fight or something... or play "Pin the ice pick on Jim Sterling's Heart"
WHERE IS THAT ROBOT!!! Why isnt he grinding my face off!!???
Just for the record, your irrational tendency to resort to violence over your dislike of hats makes me want to fucking hug your parents. They really raised a winner, didn't they?
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9:00 PM on 03.14.2009
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Look like a blast
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE UP
WHERE IS THAT ROBOT!!! Why isnt he grinding my face off!!???
Doesn't it?!
Have fun, guys!
No NYC narp tonight but if you want to join us for one, join the group.
Just for the record, your irrational tendency to resort to violence over your dislike of hats makes me want to fucking hug your parents. They really raised a winner, didn't they?
Seriously though... go fuck yourself.
"THE SYSTEM IS DOWN!"
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