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Destructoid Theme Song Contest: Still alive but not for long photo

Remember a few months ago how we allegedly offered you, the pauper musician, a golden opportunity to win a full set of the much anticipated Rock Band in exchange for a mellifluous arrangement that would be trumpeted across the digital landscape as the Destructoid theme song? Remember the onslaught of formidable entries that followed, courtesy of members GuitarAtomik, Ninoog3, and our furry friend CosbyTron? And then, remember how I've neglected to consistently remind you of this swan song of a chance?

Alright, alright. I'll take a few deserving (yet metaphorical) jabs to the baby maker. I'll admit that I've severely lacked to inform you all what the hell is going on with this contest. But seeing as though Rock Band's public debut is due in, oh, 4 days and Chester can't stop guzzling about how he got his cooties all over a copy a few days ago, those of you who haven't entered with a song have a very good reason to do so now.  

I'd like to bring to attention that "those of you" consists of x - 7; x being everyone and 7 being the number of artists who've submitted a song. Hardcore beginners algebra and my spider senses have thus concluded that I need a lot more entries. So switch off that Soulja Boi, channel your inner Slash, and give Destructoid something that'll rust a nut in it's metal stirrup.

Check the links above to listen to all of the past submissions or hit the jump below, and once you've gotten your competition gland all juiced up, send me your song at tiff@destructoid.com.  In the meantime, I shall pump up my jams, zip up my dancing pants, and stare eagerly at my computer all night, waiting for your melody to move me.

King3vbo

 
DanieO
 

CosbyTron

 ninoog3 






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PraiseChaos's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2007 22:25
PraiseChaos
Hmmmm.. I will strongly consider this...
PraiseChaos's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2007 22:30
PraiseChaos
Wait, we're still allowed to enter? When's the deadline then?
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2007 22:43
Cheeburga
I love these.
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2007 22:45
Tiff
Deadline is when Rock Band comes out, in other words, November 20th. The weekend is yours to make a kick ass song!

Electro Lemon, I expect no less than an awesome entry from you. Please. With dancing.
PraiseChaos's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2007 22:54
PraiseChaos
Lol. Fine. I'll spend the weekend making an awesome song just so I can have a backup copy in case I destroy the copy I already have preordered.

The gauntlet has been dropped.
Faux's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2007 23:09
Faux
The headline makes me think the theme should be "Still Alive"
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/16/2007 23:51
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Action Bastard: We've made several updates on the front page talking about this contest before including announcing that the contest was extended to November because of the game's delay.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 00:11
BlindsideDork
Would it have been funnier if it had said "I call Nex on drums"?
SourGr8pes's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 00:42
SourGr8pes
"Why Can't We Be Friends"

Contest OVER!
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 01:31
Bob Muir
I'd love to record something, but there's no way to make something decent and record it with my band in time, what with college and Thanksgiving getting in the way.
smackifilia's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 01:50
smackifilia
Bah on this contest
PwnyBownz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 07:06
PwnyBownz
My song is too good to just win RockBand. I should also receive cake.
Clown Baby's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 07:06
Clown Baby
I just got a new synth, I think I'm gonna try to make something. I've got some ideas, and found some cool things on the Vocoder.
SPIDER PIG's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 08:40
SPIDER PIG
@Tiff

go ahead and give one of these songs the Rock band stuff.
Don't crown a song for the website, with all due respect, only one of these are songs.
and it really isn't catchy enough for the website to use.

I'll be in the studio (a real one, not this home made garage band stuff) in Jan so it would be pointless, they are just going to get booted

smooches
DanielO's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 10:17
DanielO
I kind of agree with Action Bastard. The extension wasn't announced until a full week after the originally posted announce date.

It just all seemed really sketchy and back-room, like the fix was in.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 11:43
007
man, i REALLY hope you at least give small prizes of some sort to the people that don' win, because seriously, all of these are REALLY good so far.
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 13:54
Joe Burling
Love all entries, but two stand out more than others... at least until lemon sweeps us all off out feet with his special dance.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 16:41
ArrestedDeveloper
I know mine doesn't exaclyt meet all contest rules but I wanted to share my song anyway.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2007 16:42
ArrestedDeveloper
doh! *exactly
atomisk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2007 11:09
atomisk
BITCHES AND HOES PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER!!
THA ATOMISK CRÜE HUMBLY PRESENTS:
BATTLE MASTER'S DESTRUCTOID GANGSTA REMAX!!!!

WE SEND OUR LOVE FROM THA 305 (that's miami)

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THA MUSIK

THA ATOMISK CRÜE HEARTS DESTRUCTOID FOR ALL OF OUR VIDEO GAME BLOG AND SEVERAL OTHER NEEDS!
atomisk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2007 11:10
atomisk
Hello again!
The Atomisk Crüe most humbly presents for your listening pleasure:
The Villains Destructoid Cock Academia ReMAX!!!!

We send EVEN MORE love from the MIA!

Here is a convenient link to the music.

Hooray Destructoid! Props to the Game Jew for the fine source material.
atomisk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2007 11:16
atomisk
We actually submitted those for the first deadline, which was a couple weeks after guitar hero 1 came out. For some reason our songs never got posted here though, in spite of repeated pleas with the management. they sort of just slipped through the cracks. Anyway, they have robot voices and shredding video game synths so they're worth a listen.

Cakes,
-atomisk crüe
Ninoog3's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2007 20:30
Ninoog3
im just happy this is finally coming to an end. It feels like its been so long. It took a few months to make in a real studio, which
I'm proud of. I just hope you all enjoyed it.

hats off to cosbytron, i cant get that song out of my head.

P.S. Pew Pew Pew!!!
raucci's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2007 00:09
raucci
Nice entries all.

I vote Cosbytron for the WINZ
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