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When processing the cross-over between the nerd and the non-nerd, a very fine line exists that distinguishes epic win from epic failure. Such distinction comes particularly into play when individuals attempt to blur the way of the geek into what you young whipper-snappers around here would call the 'hip-hop' or the 'rap'. Combinations of this kind can sometimes result in magnitudes of awesome, but more typically yield some variety of a floating YouTube video featuring a white kid flailing out rhymes in a desperate cry for attention.

Regardless of these strenuous conditions, the culture machine does manage to produce a line of hybrid nerd gems as demonstrated by the brilliant work of Ninoog3's song submission D-Toid for the Destructoid Theme Song Contest. A song which deserves attention for its smooth synthesis of Internet memes that ride along a beat that truly bumps. The most recent entry for the contest sets the bar a little higher yet again by switching tracks to flip-mode and evoking a hypnotic tendency to bob your head to the rhythm.

So kids slap on your 8-bit bling, start stretching those appendages to Walk it out proper, and take a listen to the rap version of Destructoid's hypothetical theme song. From here on out, this .tiff will be monitoring the theme song contest until its termination. So all you wannabe players please send your material my way at tiff@destructoid.com. Yah heard?






Contests Official Rules



No Purchase Required to Enter or Win

1. Eligibility: Destructoid.com contests are usually provided by sponsors who, due to customs and shipping costs (yay budgets), often limit participation to individuals who are legal residents of the fifty (50) United States (unless otherwise stated) and are 12 years of age. We encourage our overseas friends to be super sneaky and make a friend in the United States who can receive your prize, and then you two figure out the customs/logistics. Be cautious about who you trust, obviously. Employees of destructoid.com, their advertising or promotion agencies, those involved in the production, development, implementation or handling of Contests, any agents acting for, or on behalf of the above entities, their respective parent companies, officers, directors, subsidiaries, affiliates, licensees, service providers, prize suppliers any other person or entity associated with the Contests (collectively “Contest Entities”) and/or the immediate family (spouse, parents, siblings and children) and household members (whether related or not) of each such employee, are *not* eligible and will be fired and publicly beaten if are caught participating. All U.S., federal, state and local and regulations apply.

2. Agreement to Official Rules: Participation in the Contest constitutes entrant’s full and unconditional agreement to and acceptance of these Official Rules and the decisions of the Sponsor, which are final and binding. Winning a prize is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements set forth herein.

3. Entry Period: The start and end dates/times of each Contest (the “Entry Period”) will be posted on the applicable Contest site.

4. Entry: To enter a Contest, follow the instructions on the Contest site. Submission will result in one (1) entry. The number of times you can enter the Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The use of any agencies or automated software to submit entries will void all entries submitted by that person.

5. Drawing: At the conclusion of the Entry Period, we will select the names of the potential winners in a random drawing of all eligible entries received during each Entry Period. The number of winners to be selected in a specific Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The odds of being selected as a potential winner depend on the number of eligible entries received during the Entry Period. Potential winners will be contacted via email and will be asked to provide their full name, age and mailing address within a specified time period. If a potential winner does not respond within the timeframe stated in the notification email, we may select an alternate potential winner in his/her place at random from all entries received during the Entry Period. Limit one (1) prize per household per Contest.

6. Requirements of the Potential Winners: Winners will be notified by the e-mail address associated with their account on destructoid.com.com and/or receive a Private Message on destructoid.com.com or through a Twitter Direct Message/Facebook message. Winners have five (5) days from the original message alerting them of their winnings to respond and claim their prize. If no winner comes forward within five business days, the prize will be forfeited and raffled again where Destructoid's hardcore fans are most active (forums/community blogs/facebook group).

7. Prize(s): The prize(s) (including each prize’s approximate retail value) available to be won in a specific Contest will be posted on the Contest site. No cash or other substitution may be made, except by the Sponsor, who reserves the right to substitute a prize with another prize of equal or greater value if the prize is not available for any reason as determined by the Sponsor in its sole discretion. The winners are responsible for any taxes and fees associated with receipt or use of a prize. Prizes will be mailed between 1 to 45 business days after winners have replied with their required info.

8. General Conditions: In the event that the operation, security, or administration of the Contest is impaired in any way for any reason, including, but not limited to fraud, virus, or other technical problem, the Sponsor may, in its sole discretion, either: (a) suspend the Contest to address the impairment and then resume the Contest in a manner that best conforms to the spirit of these Official Rules; or (b) award the prizes at random from among the eligible entries received up to the time of the impairment. The Sponsor reserves the right in its sole discretion to disqualify any individual it finds to be tampering with the entry process or the operation of the Contest or to be acting in violation of these Official Rules or in an unsportsmanlike or disruptive manner. Any attempt by any person to undermine the legitimate operation of the Contest may be a violation of criminal and civil law, and, should such an attempt be made, the Sponsor reserves the right to seek damages from any such person to the fullest extent permitted by law. The Sponsor’s failure to enforce any term of these Official Rules shall not constitute a waiver of that provision. In case of a dispute as to the owner of an entry, entry will be deemed to have been submitted by the authorized account holder of the screen name from which the entry is made. The authorized account holder is defined as the natural person who is assigned to an e-mail address by an Internet access provider, online service provider, or other organization responsible for assigning e-mail addresses for the domain associated with the submitted e-mail address.

9.Release and Limitations of Liability: By participating in the Contest, entrants agree to release and hold harmless the Contest Entities from and against any claim or cause of action arising out of participation in the Contest or receipt or use of any prize, including, but not limited to: (a) unauthorized human intervention in the Contest; (b) technical errors related to computers, servers, providers, or telephone or network lines; (c) printing errors; (d) lost, late, postage-due, misdirected, or undeliverable mail; (e) errors in the administration of the Contest or the processing of entries; or (f) injury or damage to persons or property which may be caused, directly or indirectly, in whole or in part, from entrant’s participation in the Contest or receipt of any prize. Entrant further agrees that in any cause of action, the Contest Entities’ liability will be limited to the cost of entering and participating in the Contest, and in no event shall the Contest Entities be liable for attorney’s fees. Entrant waives the right to claim any damages whatsoever, including, but not limited to, punitive, consequential, direct, or indirect damages.

10. Disputes: Except where prohibited, entrant agrees that any and all disputes, claims and causes of action arising out of, or connected with, the Contest or any prize awarded shall be resolved individually, without resort to any form of class action. All issues and questions concerning the construction, validity, interpretation and enforceability of these Official Rules, entrant’s rights and obligations, or the rights and obligations of the Sponsors in connection with the Contest, shall be governed by, and construed in accordance with, the laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia, without giving effect to any choice of law or conflict of law rules (whether of the Commonwealth of Virginia or any other jurisdiction), which would cause the application of the laws of any jurisdiction other than the Commonwealth of Virginia.

11. Contest Results: To enter the contest without needing to buy/sell anything or request a written copy of the name of the winners, send a self-addressed stamped envelope (stating the specific Contest you are requesting the winners for) to destructoid.com Contest Winners 260 King Street Suite 883, San Francisco California 94107. We run many contests, so please be specific in what you are requesting. Winner requests must be received within thirty (30) days from the end date of the applicable contest (they're always posted on our site though). Winners are usually posted the day following the contest on our contest section.

Lastly, Destructoid has the right to kick your ass and take away your prize if you are a total dickhead, so be cool and don't kick any puppies on your way to victory. Have fun with our contests and be a good sport when you win or lose. Remember: First you get the power, then you get the money, then get the baby.

 




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Gregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 13:42
Gregor
lawl first
vaintrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 13:48
vaintrain
This is Epic! I LOL'd when he said "I step away from the mic to breathe" at the end of the song.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 13:49
Snaileb
OMG epic entry!!!

I ... simply.. love it. I didn't think it could be done.

Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 13:49
Namelessted
epic win. PEW PEW PEW
Ninoog3's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 13:52
Ninoog3
Thanks guys, it took a while to do. I hope you all enjoy!!!
CosbyTron's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 13:53
CosbyTron
Fan-freaking-tastic!!! This track is amazing!
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 13:55
Colette Bennett
Holy shit. EPIC
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 13:57
Jim Sterling
Say hello to your winner.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 14:02
Snaileb
@ Ninoog : You know alot about us, and used alot of user created content, (which is awesome) but I've never seen you around. Is this SuMizzle? Or did you just create an account? Maybe I missed you?

You're Dtoid rape is amazing.

^ I caught my typo. I was going to fix it. I was going to say your rap is amazing, but rape sounds more suitable.
Gajeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 14:04
Gajeh
hahaha i love this.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 14:05
Aaron Mxy Yost
This was win, win, win.
Ninoog3's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 14:06
Ninoog3
i have been around for a little but i just got an account here. I do know SuMizzle(not me). plus i have friends that have been here longer than i have. When i heard of the compition i wanted to make it the best i can.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 14:08
Neonie
It's alright. Though I liked the last video she posted better.

I will give credit though, this is pretty cool.
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 14:11
brad drac
Epic^win.
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 14:19
Joe Burling
Snaileb, Nino's a buddy of mine. =)
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 14:22
bleep
Very......
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 14:25
Snaileb
Buck how come you know all the cool kids?

Bleep that's grand.
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 14:31
bleep
I've been known to photoshop...
Krayven's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 14:32
Krayven
EPIC.

That's the only rap/hip-hop song I can respect.
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 14:36
Joe Burling
It's just how I roll! I can say that now. I feel so gangsta all of a sudden. PEW PEW PEW
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 14:40
Joe Burling
bleep made a few of the photoshops in that video.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 14:45
Snaileb
BUCK : Do you have vines on your curtains?

Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 14:50
Joe Burling
I have vines, but they aren't on my curtains! That's it... I'm moving them to the curtains TONIGHT! Ya hurd?
Virtualgirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 15:02
Virtualgirl
Awsome work!!! dtoid has the best community EVER!
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 15:07
MATTFOO
o wow. i just came and shat at the same time!
Slacker's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 16:00
Slacker
I like the Dtoid myspace song better, but that was still pretty win.
kadosho's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 16:20
kadosho
Now this is the song to tell your friends about. Literally across the map, its f'ing insane. love it.
triforcer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 16:58
triforcer
thumbs up for CHOCOLATE RAIN!
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 17:08
MechaMonkey
That wasn't a theme song.

That was a theme orgasmosplosion in my brain.
iRaf 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 17:19
iRaf
that was awesome!
ZombieEmily's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 17:28
ZombieEmily
And the winner shall be..........
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 17:36
king3vbo
Sweetness in a can
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 18:05
Sharpless
That's my winner, right there. Beautiful.
TheDemon In You's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 18:16
TheDemon In You
Pretty kick ass. Sucks my hip hops not as good as it once one. Need to get back to the store and by me some more black singing abilitys owell
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 18:43
Justice
Damn he stole my chocolate rain idea!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 18:43
Justice
Great entry tho!
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 19:31
Eschatos
Ok, now we need a death metal Dtoid song.
e4te's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2007 23:32
e4te
@snail
Where did you find that picture, because I swear I know one of those gentlemen.
VitaminH's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 03:42
VitaminH
That was f'in sweet. To make this a true gangsta rap song though, someone needs to write a rap about Ninoog3 so they can start one of those "beefs" I hear rappers refer to all the time. What's the deadline for this contest?
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 04:45
Tiff
@Vitaminh

The deadline is open-ended at this point. Look to this post for more info, and please submit!!
Savant's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 12:20
Savant
I'm really doubting someone is going to top this within the next ten years. Give that man a lifetime supply of wings, booze, and Dtoid swag!
Ninoog3's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2007 19:30
Ninoog3
Hell Yeah!!!!!
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