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Destructoid Theme Song Contest gets forcefully penetrated by epic win photo

For those of you still slacking off on your Dtoid Theme Song entry and the chance to win a complete Rock Band game set, congratulations, the bar has just been raised. Behold, GuitarAtomik's IKILLPXLS entry, titled It's Time For Destructoid. You can also catch his second entry if you're into robot death metal trip hop folk music.

As awesome as this is, I'm still waiting for the Dtoid theme song as performed by Mario Paint. Make it hap!







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shadow300z's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 02:30
shadow300z
I hereby submit:

Harvester of Sorrow by Metallica as the official Destructoid theme song.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 02:53
AngelsDontBurn
Yeah, I heard this when he posted a blog about it. Good stuff, did an amazing job! It's a shame this contest didn't come later, cause our band wanted to do it but our Drummer isn't coming back till late August. :( NO!!!

Haha, maybe I can try to throw something together before it's overwith...
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 02:59
Detry
My latest submission.

Bow chicka bow wow...

Destructoid.

Bow chicka bow chicka bow chicka bow bow....

Destructoid... Bitch.

Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 03:17
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
My song? Daft Punk's "Robot Rock".
My video? Mr. Destructoid fucking a Wii.
William Haley's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 04:54
William Haley
I'm not sure why that video is displaying that way.

Anyway, everyone should still submit their entries. We're looking forward to hearing them all, and may even do a Dtoid soundtrack of sorts, so keep em coming!
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 05:13
LostCrichton
a Dtoid soundtrack? fucking A!
PwnyBownz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 05:26
PwnyBownz
"You can also catch his second entry if you're into robot death metal trip hop folk music."

WTF? It's the first entry. It's also a lot cooler. I wonder how that got overlooked? Hmmmmmmmm...
jerrt's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 07:49
jerrt
get green day to sing it[optional] and the flash developers among us need to do a crasy mashup flash montoge for it with lots of community stuff, and i believe we will have it nailed.

i'm sorry guys, the gauntlet has been thown and by the looks of it, i'm not even sure thor and the incredible hulk could pick it up.
UNDERSTAR's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 09:00
UNDERSTAR
This song is more like "epic SHIT!!" I also vote for the song, Robot Rock by Daft Punk!
Mister Disco's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 09:17
Mister Disco
That song just made electro lemon pregnant with it's waves of awesome.
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 10:15
Joe Burling
Congratulations, Lemon! And props to GuitarAtomiks who has been the centerpiece of two Dtoid posts in the past 24 hours!
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 11:18
Namelessted
good stuff, yo.
digiwalsh's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 11:21
digiwalsh
Didn't WiiSucks leave?
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 11:44
GuitarAtomik
@BuckF1tches

I declare this GUITARATOMIK WEEK!!
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 11:45
GuitarAtomik
And yeah, the STFUAJPG song is a collaboration between me, PwnyBownz, and our friend Darrin.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 12:18
king3vbo
well, I lost :D
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 12:27
king3vbo
NO... this just means its time to scrap everything and raise the bar to a freaking high level.....

GuitarAtomik, you fucking rule. That song is amazing and wicked entertaining.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 12:32
GuitarAtomik
@King3vbo

Thank you sir! I say MOAR SONGS!!
robotplague's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 14:38
robotplague
Holy shit this is awesome! Hey GuitarAtomik, can you post lyrics somewhere? If they're not already floating around somewhere?
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 15:35
GuitarAtomik
@robotplague

No problem. There are lyrics on both of the DivX pages:

I KILL PXLS
Pimp City Super Moves


jayzn's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 17:07
jayzn
That is awesome!
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 19:35
Detry
Great stuff
TheBrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2007 21:04
TheBrain
Yes. A synthesized robot voice...that's all i needed to pick a winner.
PwnyBownz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2007 20:21
PwnyBownz
*Ahem* New Entry. July, 23 2007. 9:20 PM. Mark it dude.

http://stage6.divx.com/user/Tfenchurch/video/1447905/Cult-of-the-immobile-robot---Destructoid-Anthem-(The-Pledge)
PwnyBownz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2007 20:22
PwnyBownz
<script type='text/javascript'>/*<![CDATA[*/var divx_stage={size:'large',s:'208x192',v:1447905};/*]]>*/</script><script type='text/javascript' src='http://includes.stage6.com/javascript/divx_stage.js'></script>
PwnyBownz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2007 20:26
PwnyBownz
Why the hell can't I delete my comments?

Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 02:54
Detry
Because you touch yourself at night.
PwnyBownz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 06:54
PwnyBownz
New Entry

I'll have you know that I touch myself during the day.

I'm a rocker not a coder.
William Haley's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 10:01
William Haley
PwnyBownz, you rokk. I'll be making a post soon for that one.
PwnyBownz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2007 12:32
PwnyBownz
Cool. But please use this link. High quality Rokk
DanielO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/27/2007 13:57
DanielO
Its a bit of a "think piece"... Think Mr. Destructoid playing his most favourite game, "Also, Cocks II: The Revenging"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1OPX-4r0eD4
DanielO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 08:37
DanielO
Here it is again, edited down with some fat cut off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz78n9GxPLk
iRaf 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 13:37
iRaf
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaHO69TZwp4

made a dtoid theme collab, because i was bored.
I was not in this video, king3vbo, and another persons work.

NOT A CONTEST ENTRY.
NOT A CONTEST ENTRY.
iRaf 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2007 13:38
iRaf
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaHO69TZwp4 [/url]
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