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Destructoid thanks 142,000 triggerfingers photo

GamePro.com recently ran a poll within their community to vote for their favorite gaming blog. By the will of the Ares, Destructoid had a landslide victory over our beloved Kotaku (and I've also heard AOL also bought and runs a gaming blog, imagine that?). Anyhow, an insider who shall remain nameless just snuck me the hard numbers behind the scenes. Get this:

... you guys totally landslided the GamePro Quickpoll. Out of 200,000 votes, Destructoid garnered 142,000 votes! While Kotaku and AOL Joystiq only got 58,000 combined! Just thought you’d like to hear that.

That is a lot of love, people. Huge robo-phallus thanks to everyone that supported us in our hour of need. We are lucky and privileged to be your choice. Picture me doing the cabbage patch at my desk to our theme song, because I am. Hardcore. Seriously people -- thank you. Even if it just means that one of you actually went through the trouble of hacking it and f*cked it up for everybody. (likely)

Moving on, Destructoid turns ONE YEAR OLD on March 16th (which is also my 29th  birthday!) so we are having a very big party MiamiNights.com style at either Studio A or The PawnShop that Friday with a special guest DJ. More party details to come as we approach that faithful date. Additionally, we are also giving away 500 tickets to the Paul Oakenfold concert on the following night.  Keep an eye out to win your very good reason to fly down to two parties you'll never forget (or recover from).

PS. If you think the Destructoid Las Vegas video was outrageous, wait until you see what happens when you swarm a packed Miami night club with professional camera equipment. It's like a male/female inner-slut detonator.

PS. from Ron Workman: To the 0.2% of you that voted for AOL Joystiq ... Please recalibrate your mouse because, it clicked on the wrong thing. To everyone that voted for us and Kotaku, thank you so much. You guys ROCK! Am I crazy or does anyone else doubt that this story will be stolen and put on TivoToid?








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CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 18:41
CannibalCalvin
Woo!

Fuck clownshoes!
Adam K's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 18:43
Adam K
Party sounds good. You should send your private Destructoid jet to pick up the Next Lust staff in LA.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 18:43
bhive01
Velcroman found Justin Murray's Family album online...

http://clownshoes.com/clownshoes/

Clownshoes xD
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 18:49
Darren Nakamura
Hey, that's my sister's birthday too! She turns 24 this year.
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 18:50
tehuberone
Yay for triggerfingers....

ooo a Party.
electroplankton's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 18:50
electroplankton
I've got three things to say. . .

1. That's fupped up. Look at lonely AOL in the background.

2. I have sudden flashbacks of Harvest Moon (must remember to feed dog)

3. Big-ups to Adam K. NEXTLUST must be on the invite!
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 18:52
World Famous
Miami party: First one to hand me a drink gets my autograph!!!

World Famous Robert Summa FTW!!!!


Also, Dtoid = best gaming community EVA!!!!

You guys are the muthafuckin' bomb and we love you all.
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 18:53
World Famous
I feel bad for AOL Joy...... oh wait, no I don't. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
scrap's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 18:54
scrap
LOL@AOL!
plyr3005's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 18:57
plyr3005
so, Destructoid may turn the pawn $hop into the pwn shop?

/c wut I did their?
// I am soooo going.
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 19:00
LarkOhiya
I'd love to go woot!
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 19:02
Niero
PWN SHOP!!! You sir are a wordsmith and I will steal from you
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 19:04
ArrestedDeveloper
Now that Dtoid is so how bout giving us commenters some stock options and profit sharing? Then someone will be able to buy Dexters PS3
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 19:07
Jordan Devore
I totally want to buy some stock. Anyway, this will be the aftermath of the Dtoid party:

http://www.dr.dk/p3/monkey_old/stablinger.asp
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 19:07
ArrestedDeveloper
dang, I meant now that Dtoid is so successful
iRaf 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 19:07
iRaf
I need to make a awesome photoshop for dtoid's birthday! it will rule!
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 19:10
Niero
You do not want to buy stock into my growing credit card debt, trust me :)
Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 19:14
Mabec
The reason you are the #1 is becouse you are REAL, and dont pretend so much as many other sites/blogs does.
Geoff's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 19:15
Geoff
Fucking raped. DToid for life.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 19:21
bhive01
It's the robot. We have a mascot, people can get behind mascots. That and little dancing asian girls...
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 19:24
World Famous


'nuff said.
Aetsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 19:29
Aetsen
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I think I just pissed myself a little.
KGETZ3's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 19:34
KGETZ3
Get raped um ummmm Stupidstiq!

YEA!
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 19:35
Aaron Mxy Yost
Stupid responsibilites. I would SO be at that party otherwise.
Ham Vagina's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 19:40
Ham Vagina
Congratulations guys, that's a hell of a milestone to hit in under a year. You sound so surprized though.
Maxpower's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 19:41
Maxpower
Triggerfingers? I used my thumb. Now to rape everything else we see.
Destructicon's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 19:42
Destructicon
'male/female inner-slut detonator' put this in the dictionaries and little black books everyone!

best concept I've come accross so far this year.
Ladies give this man a blowjob !

Shame myself can't make it to the the party,...or can I ?
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 20:01
Topher Cantler
BTW- some joystiqers called. Something about pantyhose and beast, location? I hung up.
JJ Rage's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 20:07
JJ Rage
"It's the robot. We have a mascot, people can get behind mascots. That and little dancing asian girls..."



If what you say is true, Dtoid is just one little dancing asian robot girl away from world conquest.
xtofuconsumerx's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 20:15
xtofuconsumerx
Hey, I voted for you guys. Just please keep doing what your doing and don't sell out. Also cocks.
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 20:39
brad drac
GG dtoid. You folks deserve it. I might attempt to make it to the party but y'know, the atlantic and all.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 20:44
Aaron Mxy Yost
DANCE PARTY!!!

[img=http://www.360compete.com/images/RonsDancer.gif][/img][img=http://www.360compete.com/images/RonsDancer.gif][/img][img=http://www.360compete.com/images/RonsDancer.gif][/img][img=http://www.360compete.com/images/RonsDancer.gif][/img]
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 20:44
Aaron Mxy Yost
Haha, self-pnwed. I killed the dance party. :(
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 21:17
tazarthayoot
Captain Obvious should have come out for this one too, Summa. I honestly have never visited a site as often as I have Dtoid, and I love everything about it. Congratulations, and if you guys do happen to take over the world, may have a section of it for myself? That'd be awesome, and I'd rule it with an Iron fist!
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 21:34
World Famous
Yes, well, Captain Obvious will continue to visit Dtoid.
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 22:22
deanhatescoffee
This happened because Dtoid pwns the webs. Congrats again on the landslide victory.

...also, le bits.
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 22:22
deanhatescoffee
BTW, robertsumma.com doesn't work the way it should. :)
bitshifter's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 22:29
bitshifter
kotaku is ok except only the kotaku elite can post comments. unwashed masses ftw!
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 22:49
Namelessted
cum on my face
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 22:49
tazarthayoot
Kotaku posted pictures of a girl in chain mail who does porn.

They earned my internets for 20 minutes, then right back to Dtoid.
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 23:37
Nick Chester
Dtoid rules.

I'm looking forward to receiving my tickets to Miami for said party. No airline preference. Make it happen.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2007 04:29
Justice
Argh I've got the 100's of emails about this, and plus i turn 18 on March 20th

BUT I LIVE IN THE UK!

fuck me!
(not literally)
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2007 09:02
Topher Cantler
I hope someone sends me a ticket, too. then I can spend my airfare on opium and waffle batter.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2007 09:20
tazarthayoot
Yeah really there needs to be a photoshop or robo phallus sucking contest for plane tickets to the party.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2007 12:46
Niero
Rumor: open bar until 2am
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 16:06
king3vbo
OMG OLD
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