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Destructoid Song Contest: One Rock Band for one Winner! photo

The Destructoid song contest closed it's doors yesterday evening after collecting a multitude of song entries that were eager to please. It was a triumph, and it would be negligent for me not to make a note here that it was also, a huge success. With a total of a dozen high-powered songs, it was a tough decision to determine which artist pulled up their rocking knickers to the highest degree.

The final choice was close, very close, to say the least. Yet with enough roundabouts of acoustic review, the team decided that one song in particular really knocked our panties off. It was an awkward after-moment what with everyone's unmentionables diffused across every which way, but we knew that it was a pretty indicative sign of which rock star was worthy to win the Rock Bands.

Congratulations Guitaratomik, for your song It's time for Destructoid! In exchange for your musical masterpiece we will in turn send you one whole Rock Band along with a Destructoid armband (Cat and Robo-helmet not included)! Runners up Cosbytron, Ninoog3, and King3vbo, you were all very high on our lists and will also be sent an assemblage of mystery games and prizes from the depths of the Destructoid Swag Warehouse. It was a really close call everyone, so kudos to all and never forget to rock out with your also cocks out!
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Contests Official Rules



No Purchase Required to Enter or Win

1. Eligibility: Destructoid.com contests are usually provided by sponsors who, due to customs and shipping costs (yay budgets), often limit participation to individuals who are legal residents of the fifty (50) United States (unless otherwise stated) and are 12 years of age. We encourage our overseas friends to be super sneaky and make a friend in the United States who can receive your prize, and then you two figure out the customs/logistics. Be cautious about who you trust, obviously. Employees of destructoid.com, their advertising or promotion agencies, those involved in the production, development, implementation or handling of Contests, any agents acting for, or on behalf of the above entities, their respective parent companies, officers, directors, subsidiaries, affiliates, licensees, service providers, prize suppliers any other person or entity associated with the Contests (collectively “Contest Entities”) and/or the immediate family (spouse, parents, siblings and children) and household members (whether related or not) of each such employee, are *not* eligible and will be fired and publicly beaten if are caught participating. All U.S., federal, state and local and regulations apply.

2. Agreement to Official Rules: Participation in the Contest constitutes entrant’s full and unconditional agreement to and acceptance of these Official Rules and the decisions of the Sponsor, which are final and binding. Winning a prize is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements set forth herein.

3. Entry Period: The start and end dates/times of each Contest (the “Entry Period”) will be posted on the applicable Contest site.

4. Entry: To enter a Contest, follow the instructions on the Contest site. Submission will result in one (1) entry. The number of times you can enter the Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The use of any agencies or automated software to submit entries will void all entries submitted by that person.

5. Drawing: At the conclusion of the Entry Period, we will select the names of the potential winners in a random drawing of all eligible entries received during each Entry Period. The number of winners to be selected in a specific Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The odds of being selected as a potential winner depend on the number of eligible entries received during the Entry Period. Potential winners will be contacted via email and will be asked to provide their full name, age and mailing address within a specified time period. If a potential winner does not respond within the timeframe stated in the notification email, we may select an alternate potential winner in his/her place at random from all entries received during the Entry Period. Limit one (1) prize per household per Contest.

6. Requirements of the Potential Winners: Winners will be notified by the e-mail address associated with their account on destructoid.com.com and/or receive a Private Message on destructoid.com.com or through a Twitter Direct Message/Facebook message. Winners have five (5) days from the original message alerting them of their winnings to respond and claim their prize. If no winner comes forward within five business days, the prize will be forfeited and raffled again where Destructoid's hardcore fans are most active (forums/community blogs/facebook group).

7. Prize(s): The prize(s) (including each prize’s approximate retail value) available to be won in a specific Contest will be posted on the Contest site. No cash or other substitution may be made, except by the Sponsor, who reserves the right to substitute a prize with another prize of equal or greater value if the prize is not available for any reason as determined by the Sponsor in its sole discretion. The winners are responsible for any taxes and fees associated with receipt or use of a prize. Prizes will be mailed between 1 to 45 business days after winners have replied with their required info.

8. General Conditions: In the event that the operation, security, or administration of the Contest is impaired in any way for any reason, including, but not limited to fraud, virus, or other technical problem, the Sponsor may, in its sole discretion, either: (a) suspend the Contest to address the impairment and then resume the Contest in a manner that best conforms to the spirit of these Official Rules; or (b) award the prizes at random from among the eligible entries received up to the time of the impairment. The Sponsor reserves the right in its sole discretion to disqualify any individual it finds to be tampering with the entry process or the operation of the Contest or to be acting in violation of these Official Rules or in an unsportsmanlike or disruptive manner. Any attempt by any person to undermine the legitimate operation of the Contest may be a violation of criminal and civil law, and, should such an attempt be made, the Sponsor reserves the right to seek damages from any such person to the fullest extent permitted by law. The Sponsor’s failure to enforce any term of these Official Rules shall not constitute a waiver of that provision. In case of a dispute as to the owner of an entry, entry will be deemed to have been submitted by the authorized account holder of the screen name from which the entry is made. The authorized account holder is defined as the natural person who is assigned to an e-mail address by an Internet access provider, online service provider, or other organization responsible for assigning e-mail addresses for the domain associated with the submitted e-mail address.

9.Release and Limitations of Liability: By participating in the Contest, entrants agree to release and hold harmless the Contest Entities from and against any claim or cause of action arising out of participation in the Contest or receipt or use of any prize, including, but not limited to: (a) unauthorized human intervention in the Contest; (b) technical errors related to computers, servers, providers, or telephone or network lines; (c) printing errors; (d) lost, late, postage-due, misdirected, or undeliverable mail; (e) errors in the administration of the Contest or the processing of entries; or (f) injury or damage to persons or property which may be caused, directly or indirectly, in whole or in part, from entrant’s participation in the Contest or receipt of any prize. Entrant further agrees that in any cause of action, the Contest Entities’ liability will be limited to the cost of entering and participating in the Contest, and in no event shall the Contest Entities be liable for attorney’s fees. Entrant waives the right to claim any damages whatsoever, including, but not limited to, punitive, consequential, direct, or indirect damages.

10. Disputes: Except where prohibited, entrant agrees that any and all disputes, claims and causes of action arising out of, or connected with, the Contest or any prize awarded shall be resolved individually, without resort to any form of class action. All issues and questions concerning the construction, validity, interpretation and enforceability of these Official Rules, entrant’s rights and obligations, or the rights and obligations of the Sponsors in connection with the Contest, shall be governed by, and construed in accordance with, the laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia, without giving effect to any choice of law or conflict of law rules (whether of the Commonwealth of Virginia or any other jurisdiction), which would cause the application of the laws of any jurisdiction other than the Commonwealth of Virginia.

11. Contest Results: To enter the contest without needing to buy/sell anything or request a written copy of the name of the winners, send a self-addressed stamped envelope (stating the specific Contest you are requesting the winners for) to destructoid.com Contest Winners 260 King Street Suite 883, San Francisco California 94107. We run many contests, so please be specific in what you are requesting. Winner requests must be received within thirty (30) days from the end date of the applicable contest (they're always posted on our site though). Winners are usually posted the day following the contest on our contest section.

Lastly, Destructoid has the right to kick your ass and take away your prize if you are a total dickhead, so be cool and don't kick any puppies on your way to victory. Have fun with our contests and be a good sport when you win or lose. Remember: First you get the power, then you get the money, then get the baby.

 


Contests Official Rules



No Purchase Required to Enter or Win

1. Eligibility: Destructoid.com contests are usually provided by sponsors who, due to customs and shipping costs (yay budgets), often limit participation to individuals who are legal residents of the fifty (50) United States (unless otherwise stated) and are 12 years of age. We encourage our overseas friends to be super sneaky and make a friend in the United States who can receive your prize, and then you two figure out the customs/logistics. Be cautious about who you trust, obviously. Employees of destructoid.com, their advertising or promotion agencies, those involved in the production, development, implementation or handling of Contests, any agents acting for, or on behalf of the above entities, their respective parent companies, officers, directors, subsidiaries, affiliates, licensees, service providers, prize suppliers any other person or entity associated with the Contests (collectively “Contest Entities”) and/or the immediate family (spouse, parents, siblings and children) and household members (whether related or not) of each such employee, are *not* eligible and will be fired and publicly beaten if are caught participating. All U.S., federal, state and local and regulations apply.

2. Agreement to Official Rules: Participation in the Contest constitutes entrant’s full and unconditional agreement to and acceptance of these Official Rules and the decisions of the Sponsor, which are final and binding. Winning a prize is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements set forth herein.

3. Entry Period: The start and end dates/times of each Contest (the “Entry Period”) will be posted on the applicable Contest site.

4. Entry: To enter a Contest, follow the instructions on the Contest site. Submission will result in one (1) entry. The number of times you can enter the Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The use of any agencies or automated software to submit entries will void all entries submitted by that person.

5. Drawing: At the conclusion of the Entry Period, we will select the names of the potential winners in a random drawing of all eligible entries received during each Entry Period. The number of winners to be selected in a specific Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The odds of being selected as a potential winner depend on the number of eligible entries received during the Entry Period. Potential winners will be contacted via email and will be asked to provide their full name, age and mailing address within a specified time period. If a potential winner does not respond within the timeframe stated in the notification email, we may select an alternate potential winner in his/her place at random from all entries received during the Entry Period. Limit one (1) prize per household per Contest.

6. Requirements of the Potential Winners: Winners will be notified by the e-mail address associated with their account on destructoid.com.com and/or receive a Private Message on destructoid.com.com or through a Twitter Direct Message/Facebook message. Winners have five (5) days from the original message alerting them of their winnings to respond and claim their prize. If no winner comes forward within five business days, the prize will be forfeited and raffled again where Destructoid's hardcore fans are most active (forums/community blogs/facebook group).

7. Prize(s): The prize(s) (including each prize’s approximate retail value) available to be won in a specific Contest will be posted on the Contest site. No cash or other substitution may be made, except by the Sponsor, who reserves the right to substitute a prize with another prize of equal or greater value if the prize is not available for any reason as determined by the Sponsor in its sole discretion. The winners are responsible for any taxes and fees associated with receipt or use of a prize. Prizes will be mailed between 1 to 45 business days after winners have replied with their required info.

8. General Conditions: In the event that the operation, security, or administration of the Contest is impaired in any way for any reason, including, but not limited to fraud, virus, or other technical problem, the Sponsor may, in its sole discretion, either: (a) suspend the Contest to address the impairment and then resume the Contest in a manner that best conforms to the spirit of these Official Rules; or (b) award the prizes at random from among the eligible entries received up to the time of the impairment. The Sponsor reserves the right in its sole discretion to disqualify any individual it finds to be tampering with the entry process or the operation of the Contest or to be acting in violation of these Official Rules or in an unsportsmanlike or disruptive manner. Any attempt by any person to undermine the legitimate operation of the Contest may be a violation of criminal and civil law, and, should such an attempt be made, the Sponsor reserves the right to seek damages from any such person to the fullest extent permitted by law. The Sponsor’s failure to enforce any term of these Official Rules shall not constitute a waiver of that provision. In case of a dispute as to the owner of an entry, entry will be deemed to have been submitted by the authorized account holder of the screen name from which the entry is made. The authorized account holder is defined as the natural person who is assigned to an e-mail address by an Internet access provider, online service provider, or other organization responsible for assigning e-mail addresses for the domain associated with the submitted e-mail address.

9.Release and Limitations of Liability: By participating in the Contest, entrants agree to release and hold harmless the Contest Entities from and against any claim or cause of action arising out of participation in the Contest or receipt or use of any prize, including, but not limited to: (a) unauthorized human intervention in the Contest; (b) technical errors related to computers, servers, providers, or telephone or network lines; (c) printing errors; (d) lost, late, postage-due, misdirected, or undeliverable mail; (e) errors in the administration of the Contest or the processing of entries; or (f) injury or damage to persons or property which may be caused, directly or indirectly, in whole or in part, from entrant’s participation in the Contest or receipt of any prize. Entrant further agrees that in any cause of action, the Contest Entities’ liability will be limited to the cost of entering and participating in the Contest, and in no event shall the Contest Entities be liable for attorney’s fees. Entrant waives the right to claim any damages whatsoever, including, but not limited to, punitive, consequential, direct, or indirect damages.

10. Disputes: Except where prohibited, entrant agrees that any and all disputes, claims and causes of action arising out of, or connected with, the Contest or any prize awarded shall be resolved individually, without resort to any form of class action. All issues and questions concerning the construction, validity, interpretation and enforceability of these Official Rules, entrant’s rights and obligations, or the rights and obligations of the Sponsors in connection with the Contest, shall be governed by, and construed in accordance with, the laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia, without giving effect to any choice of law or conflict of law rules (whether of the Commonwealth of Virginia or any other jurisdiction), which would cause the application of the laws of any jurisdiction other than the Commonwealth of Virginia.

11. Contest Results: To enter the contest without needing to buy/sell anything or request a written copy of the name of the winners, send a self-addressed stamped envelope (stating the specific Contest you are requesting the winners for) to destructoid.com Contest Winners 260 King Street Suite 883, San Francisco California 94107. We run many contests, so please be specific in what you are requesting. Winner requests must be received within thirty (30) days from the end date of the applicable contest (they're always posted on our site though). Winners are usually posted the day following the contest on our contest section.

Lastly, Destructoid has the right to kick your ass and take away your prize if you are a total dickhead, so be cool and don't kick any puppies on your way to victory. Have fun with our contests and be a good sport when you win or lose. Remember: First you get the power, then you get the money, then get the baby.

 




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king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 17:03
king3vbo
Lets face it, that was by far the best entry in the contest. Grats Guitaratomik!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 17:04
king3vbo
OH SNAP I didnt even read the runner up part :P
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 17:10
braulio09
congrats, d00dz

also, do the runner ups win the staff's panties?
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 17:14
Bob Muir
Congrats to Guitaratomik and the runner-ups!
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 17:23
Atlas
Personally I preferred Cosbytrons.

I was actually thinking of making a Destructoid song a few weeks before this contest as a joke, but when this contest rolled by it lost all originality.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 17:31
GuitarAtomik
O SNAPZ! I better return the one I just bought then :O

There were lots of good songs too so I feel pretty honored. I think PwnyBownz's song needs to be a runner up too though due to it's epicn-ess but congrats to everyone and THANKS!!
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 17:46
Tron Knotts
Congrats, Atomik. You deserve it.

I hope they make a E-CD of all the stuff from this contest, as it really was an eclectic collection. I know it would sell at least 100 copies.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 17:50
Sharpless
Congrats. You've made our boys in Iraq proud.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 18:03
BahamutZero
That's fucking awesome mang. congratumations!
atomisk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 18:07
atomisk
well done gentlemeen!
BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 18:16
BFeld13
It's awesome. I know it for a fact.
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 18:36
UglyDuck
What is wrong with you. Cosybytrons should have won. Congratulations to atomik though.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 19:35
BS3 Owner
Congrats all around!
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 19:38
Scrixx
Don't worry GuitarAtomik, no need to return yours, just send it to me :D

Pretty Please :)

Lol congrats :P
Evil Cheese's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 19:44
Evil Cheese
Congrats GuitarAtomick and the rest of you guys. All of those songs were awesome. Cosbytron's is so damn catchy. It 'll be stuck in my head for the next couple of days.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 20:35
Fading Star
Congratulations to GuitarAtomick and the runner-ups :D.
Racoon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 20:41
Racoon
Congrats Guitar, though personally I thought Cosbytron's song was just on a different level then the rest of the submissions.
Tristero's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 20:42
Tristero
Congratulations guys! I had such a great time going through all these songs at work last night. As Keanu Reeves said in the masterpiece Hard Ball, "I want you guys to take a good look at yourselves and feel proud. What I've learned from you is that really one of the most important things in life is showing up. I'm blown away by your ability to show up." And then the little kid died.
CosbyTron's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 20:44
CosbyTron
This contest was a blast! Congrats Guitaratomik!!!
PwnyBownz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 22:11
PwnyBownz
WTG hombre. It was truly the only other good song besides mine. If any of the staff there at Destructoid listened to 2112 religiously then I probably would've won. As it stands... They're not ready...

No big deal, I might as well have won considering we sleep in the same bed. Haha!
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 22:24
MechaMonkey
Fantastic job to all four of you. I propose "Sniff the Glove: The Destructoid Album". The title is completely original. It's not from Spinal Tap.
Frankula's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 22:36
Frankula
What?!? are you freaking serious? I can't beleive this.. this is crap. I thought the contest ended TONIGHT, because that is what you said!

posted on november 20th : http://www.destructoid.com/destructoid-theme-song-contest-the-end-is-nigh--55061.phtml

"On the other hand, you could put a lasting effort into submitting a song entry by 11:59 PM tomorrow".

I repeated posted YESTERDAY, NOVEMBER 20th.

this is really crap. I was working on a song AS we speak, looking up to see how we are supposed to enter our song when all the sudden i see this crap! I say that this is bull shit and i should be able to enter a song to be judged so i am given a fair chance.

Please reply to me telling me whether or not i will be able to enter a song, cause this really is REALLY huge crap.
Frankula's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 23:20
Frankula
by the way cosbytrons was WAY better than the winners :/
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2007 23:38
Tiff
@Frankula

My sincerest apologies Frankula. I had not realized that the timecode on that post was set on EST time, as I was at the time posting at PST on the west coast so it was still November 19th.

I'm very sorry that the correct due date was misinformed in that last post, however it was repeatedly mentioned that the contest ended on November 20th, the debut of Rock Band, on the other posts. You can blame me entirely, and I'm sorry there was a miscommunication. If you still have a song you want us to hear please feel free to e-mail to us.
ExpertPenguin's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2007 00:30
ExpertPenguin
Heh...I knew he would win..
ExpertPenguin's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2007 00:42
ExpertPenguin
Double comment, since the first it didn't seem very detailed..

GuitarAtomik's song was about the site itself, the forums, the community...EVERYTHING! It was unabashed, catchy praise of the site and everything it stood for.

Cosbytron's song WAS catchy, but it had very little to do with Destructoid besides the chorus. I'd actually sat half amused at the lyrics, and half bobbing my head. But it made me think more about all the games I've ever played and less about Destructoid itself.

However, as a theme for the site? They couldn't have made a better choice. Great stuff.
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2007 01:44
Joe Burling
Congrats sir Atomik. Well done.
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2007 05:10
Butmac
very cool! congratulations guys!
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2007 11:14
falinter
I agree with this.
MrBAMF's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2007 14:22
MrBAMF
how did he get the helm of D-toidness>?
Ninoog3's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2007 22:09
Ninoog3
Congrats to Guitaratomik, maybe we could collaborate on a track in the future...
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2007 08:31
Snaileb
Good job Marcus!
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