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Destructoid: Skyrim, Portal 2, and a Butt-Touchin' App


5:40 PM on 01.20.2011



Good evening, Thunderkittens. I'm back again with a rad episode of The Destructoid Show. This one is full of important big-name stories that will cause endless fussing and cussing from our viewers.

Right off the bat, I go over some of the latest news about The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Tara follows this excitement with some mysterious nonsense about Android telephones, which wasn't interesting to me until she showed me a game in which you touch a lady's bottom. Chyeah!

I commented on David Cage's pompous ramblings about Heavy Rain, and Tara fired off some fun-facts about the Nintendo 3DS. Nick Chester's been live-blogging the big 3DS press event since about #@!?!-o'clock in the morning, so show him some love. Tara said things about Dead Space 2 and Germans and your mom, and I formally announced Final Fantasy XIII-2 as well as my crush on Lightning's voice-actress, Ali Hillis. Also, Portal 2 is twice as much fun if you have a Playstation 3.

Spoiler Alert: I still have a Justin Bieber haircut and nobody's punched me in the face this week. Yet.

MEGA-NNOUNCEMENT: The Destructoid Show will be broadcasting LIVE on Monday, January 24th at 12:00 PM P.S.T. We're one of the first shows that's doing this with YouTube's new streaming video thing. We'll be answering your questions on the air, so if you're not already, go subscribe, and help us blast your faceholes open via the cyberwebz.






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