Good evening, Thunderkittens. I'm back again with a rad episode of The Destructoid Show. This one is full of important big-name stories that will cause endless fussing and cussing from our viewers.
Right off the bat, I go over some of the latest news about The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Tara follows this excitement with some mysterious nonsense about Android telephones, which wasn't interesting to me until she showed me a game in which you touch a lady's bottom. Chyeah!
I commented on David Cage's pompous ramblings about Heavy Rain, and Tara fired off some fun-facts about the Nintendo 3DS. Nick Chester's been live-blogging the big 3DS press event since about #@!?!-o'clock in the morning, so show him some love. Tara said things about Dead Space 2 and Germans and your mom, and I formally announced Final Fantasy XIII-2 as well as my crush on Lightning's voice-actress, Ali Hillis. Also, Portal 2 is twice as much fun if you have a Playstation 3.
Spoiler Alert: I still have a Justin Bieber haircut and nobody's punched me in the face this week. Yet.
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