Sun rays are bad! Didn't you know? The government secretly created videogames to keep people inside and away from the sun after all. Still, you sometimes have to leave the the house for things like candy brain fuel. Lucky for you, Destructoid shirts have been designed to protect 50 percent of your body from the sun. Add in a beanie for 20 percent more protection and then cover your body with our stickers and patches for 356 percent protection! MATHS!
Speaking of maths, did you know we only have FOUR Also Cocks ($14.95) t-shirts left? There are only four Vintage logo ($12.95) t-shirts left and the Retro Force Go ($12.95) shirts in guy AND girl sizes are drying up pretty fast! There's still some Cashwh0re shirts left for only $5 too.
All of the shirts listed just now are on their final run, so THEY'LL NEVER BE BACK ONCE THEY'RE ALL GONE!
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