According to a (quickly retracted) mix-up on the PlayStation Blog, Chris Redfield's cohort in Resident Evil 6 will be none other than our very own Associate Editor Tony Ponce! We're not sure how he pulled it off, but nonetheless it's a splendid choice because, you see, Tony Ponce's eyebrows alone could take down entire planetary systems. Those things are brutal. I'm pretty sure they come with their own laser defense turrets and a small army of attack bears.
Do us proud, Ponce. Show 'em what Destructoid is made of (empty beer bottles and dick jokes, mostly).