Destructoid, I present to you your MAGFest 9 Gamer Iron Chef team.
Changston: Master of slicing, dicing and wearing sunglasses inside. Founder of Destructoid's Iron Chef Kickass Superteam (D.I.C.K.S.) 2011.
Evil Cheese: Handsome, debonair, wears an apron and can cook you a meal so good that your tongue will reject all food you eat afterward because it is too bland.
Cataract: Wearer of pots. Why? Because pots must be worn, damn you!
These three brave and valiant community members have joined together to form the ultimate cooking team and have thrown their names in to represent Destructoid at MAGFest's Gamer Iron Chef competition at this year's MAGFest. Sadly, the teams chosen to compete are selected randomly so the world may never know what brilliant culinary concoctions the greatest group of chefs ever put together can come up with, but join us in crossing our fingers that they get selected.
If they are selected and you'd like to see the terrible trio of culinary craziness then all you have to do is come to MAGFest and hang out with a bunch of Destructoid people, listen to music and play videogames. The cook-off is Thursday night so get registered and be there. Print out the poster below so you can wave it around like a pro-wrestling fan.
More info here.
[Thanks to Adam Dork for the poster creation]