You've seen the art for the upcoming Wii, PS2, and PSP game Silent Hill: Shattered Memories, haven't you? There's all of two images right now: one is of an unattractive logo for the game and the other is of Harry Mason (above), who seems to be clutching his chest while he...
...orders a pizza?
....calls Geico to get his car insurance?
...calls his GPS provider as he seems to be lost in Silent Hill?
...calls in his heart medication prescription?
...calls his agent to find out why he's in such a fugly artist's rendition?
The very minute these images hit the Destructoid offices, we began to mock appreciate them. It's just that...um, okay...so, we're as*holes. Our heartfelt apologies to the artist. And don't hate us, Konami. We love Silent Hill. We love Harry Mason and his new look. But most of all, we love...paying tribute to games. That's why we've put together this collection, this artistic homage to the art of Silent Hill: Shattered Memories.
In our gallery below you'll find that every member of the Destructoid staff has reached deep within themselves to offer up an interpretation of this image of Harry Mason through photography. We hope that this collection of work inspires you to create and share your intrepretations as well.
Contest:
1:45 PM on 04.07.2009 | 
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<3 <3 <3
Do more of this, PLEASE.
also, poor kitty totally does not want to be in photo! ;_;
Yes, please take photo, upload, and post!
Anyway, he probably has a really bad itch. Or he's clutching at his battery-powered chest magnet which keeps shrapnel from flowing into his heart, because he is really Iron Man. I'm going with the latter myself.
No.
Come on, man. You're slipping. I hardly read this site daily anymore, and I recognized everyone. Maybe *I* should be running the Failcast...
Also, Papa Burch wins.
Also, Papa Burch at the end made me burst out with a big ol' belly laugh. Fortunately, nobody was home that I'd have to explain this to.
Sounds like this could be an AWESOME Silent Hill......
but this is an awesome parody
The Amazing Shenazin - Homecoming was as good as these pictures are funny.
Also, Papa Burch, awesome.
We're talking Internet renaissance here.
My cat refuses to pose for pictures so I had to hold a stapler instead.
MOAR!!!